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[[Powerword|Phillip Savelli]] is another | [[Powerword|Phillip Savelli]] is another one of [[you]]r cliche, run of the mill, all around [[Sick fuck]]s that thought he could edge his way to the top of the food chain of [[Psychopath]]s. His goal was to take a spot above [[Pedophilia|Kiddy Fucker]] and thought that if he tried hard enough, he could become king of the [[Chris Chan|Sick Fucks]].<br> | ||
Savelli's plan was to take his [[girlfriend]]'s, [[Powerword|Helga Semaj]]'s, 10 month old [[Dog|Yorshire Terrier]] | Savelli's plan was to take his [[girlfriend]]'s, [[Powerword|Helga Semaj]]'s, 10 month old [[Dog|Yorshire Terrier]] Coco, half drown it in water and then freeze it to death in her freezer. Like most [[Retard|Fuck-ups]] from [[Cleveland]], he couldn't do the job right the first time so he had to give it a second try, because after a half-hour of being wet, and in freezing conditions, killing a 3 pound dog, like most things, proved to be difficult for him. Finally finding success, after being beaten by a 3 pound dog's will to live, his do over produced the results he was looking for and so he put the now frozen dog on his Girlfriend's pillow, in her bed for the [[Lulz|Shock Value]].<br> | ||
Like most, [[Nigger|Half-wop]] brainless [[Retard|Shit for brains]], fuck wads from Cleveland, he didn't know he was being recorded by a security cam and when he went for the favorite innercity alibi of ''Wasn't Me'', She had already given Video evidence to the police that showed off his sick fuckery.<br> | Like most, [[Nigger|Half-wop]] brainless [[Retard|Shit for brains]], fuck wads from Cleveland, he didn't know he was being recorded by a security cam and when he went for the favorite innercity alibi of ''Wasn't Me'', She had already given the Video evidence to the police that showed off his sick fuckery.<br> | ||
Fearing [[anal|What people would do]] to his tender, [[Virgin]] butt-hole in [[Prison]], Being the chicken [[Shit]] he is, Savelli quickly pleaded quilty to the felony crime of [[Asshole|Cruelty to animals]] and only had to suffer 60 days of being the pod [[Bitch]] in jail, compared to the possible 18 months of it he'd get for pissing of the judge by taking this to court.<br> | Fearing [[anal|What people would do]] to his tender, [[Virgin]]?? butt-hole in [[Prison]], Being the chicken [[Shit]] he is, Savelli quickly pleaded quilty to the felony crime of [[Asshole|Cruelty to animals]] and only had to suffer 60 days of being the pod [[Bitch]] in jail, compared to the possible 18 months of it he'd get for pissing of the judge by taking this to court.<br> | ||
== What We'd Like To See Happen To Him == | == What We'd Like To See Happen To Him == | ||
Your pathetic ass will just have to imagine that because we're not dumb enough to | Your pathetic ass will just have to imagine that because we're not dumb enough to submit our [[Genius]] suggestions to writing because all it would take is one of [[You]] dip-[[Shit]]s to follow through with one of our suggestions. The next thing we'd be seeing is [[Your Mom|Your Mama]] blaming us by saying that you have no free will and it was us the put the idea in your soft, [[Autistic]] brain and that's the reason you're in jail. | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Revision as of 00:28, 12 December 2022
Phillip Savelli is another one of your cliche, run of the mill, all around Sick fucks that thought he could edge his way to the top of the food chain of Psychopaths. His goal was to take a spot above Kiddy Fucker and thought that if he tried hard enough, he could become king of the Sick Fucks.
Savelli's plan was to take his girlfriend's, Helga Semaj's, 10 month old Yorshire Terrier Coco, half drown it in water and then freeze it to death in her freezer. Like most Fuck-ups from Cleveland, he couldn't do the job right the first time so he had to give it a second try, because after a half-hour of being wet, and in freezing conditions, killing a 3 pound dog, like most things, proved to be difficult for him. Finally finding success, after being beaten by a 3 pound dog's will to live, his do over produced the results he was looking for and so he put the now frozen dog on his Girlfriend's pillow, in her bed for the Shock Value.
Like most, Half-wop brainless Shit for brains, fuck wads from Cleveland, he didn't know he was being recorded by a security cam and when he went for the favorite innercity alibi of Wasn't Me, She had already given the Video evidence to the police that showed off his sick fuckery.
Fearing What people would do to his tender, Virgin?? butt-hole in Prison, Being the chicken Shit he is, Savelli quickly pleaded quilty to the felony crime of Cruelty to animals and only had to suffer 60 days of being the pod Bitch in jail, compared to the possible 18 months of it he'd get for pissing of the judge by taking this to court.
What We'd Like To See Happen To Him
Your pathetic ass will just have to imagine that because we're not dumb enough to submit our Genius suggestions to writing because all it would take is one of You dip-Shits to follow through with one of our suggestions. The next thing we'd be seeing is Your Mama blaming us by saying that you have no free will and it was us the put the idea in your soft, Autistic brain and that's the reason you're in jail.
See Also
