ISIS Paris Attack 13-11

BREAKING NEWS!! MUSLIMS DID IT!

French November 2015 Attacks
Nationality:	French
Highscore	Killed 129, injured 352
Top 25?	Yes, #1 of Co-Op mode
Style	Co-Op
An Hero?	Yes

On Friday the 13th, November 2015, de_paris was the site of a brutal game of Counter-Strike where the Terrorists Won. The normally gay city of Paris was rocked by some decidedly not gay shootings and bombings, leaving 129+ French dead and 352+ injured. France responded by finally closing its borders AFTER letting terrorist sand niggers in, and declaring a state of emergency. Around 100 of the dead were hostages killed in the Batacalan Theatre during the performance of Eagles of Death Metal, which, ironically, is NOT a Death Metal band at all. Survivors have claimed that death was preferable to listening to their music. On the plus side, all Parisian students then got Saturday off of school after the attacks. To the shock and amazement of the world, it appears at least eight persons of Arab descent with ties to ISIS were responsible for the carnage, although given that they were just trying to secure their virgins in Heaven, their actions may have been completely justified.

Perpetrators

Muslims join hands in celebration of peace

Just hours after President Obama declared that ISIS is contained and not gaining strength, the grateful Muslims of France, ever thankful for letting them take refuge from the shithole country of Syria, decided to show the French their appreciation in the time-honored tradition of their people. Of course, these peaceful followers of the merciful and loving Allah would not dream of any retribution for France's role in the bombing of ISIS in Syria, for Islam is a religion of peace.

The Party Begins

The peace celebrations began in the Bataclan Theatre where several of the paraders burst in and began shooting off celebratory gunfire at the assembled theatre patrons. This sent at least 80 of them into the loving arms of Allah and many others to one of France's lovely hospitals (to no doubt be cared for by sexy French nurses, the lucky bastards). Next, groups of celebrators took to some quaint French restaurants (where patrons were no doubt sipping hot espresso while smoking exotic cigarettes) and gave them a taste of delicious Arab culture that sent another 36 people into Paradise! And of course, nothing quite says "Europe" like a rousing game of soccer. So it was only natural that the loving Muslims would set off celebratory fireworks that allowed at least five more people to pass through the Gates of Heaven (even the visiting Germans were lucky enough to get in on this action). All in all, it was a joyous night of peace and love, putting forever to rest the fears of those naysayers who erroneously claimed that the Muslim influx into Europe would ever result in conflict or distress. A true victory for social justice.

Why do sandniggers hate France?

Frogland has a problem with sandniggers, with over 5 million of them infesting their pussy country, with the most in Marseilles. France also really enjoys making fun of Muhammed, like over at the Jewish newspaper Charlie Hebdo.

After sandniggers shot up Charlie Hebdo for years of blasphemy leaving 21 people dead, the cowardly Jewish liberal magazine decided to double down. One cartoonist survived the attack because he was a lazy Frenchman who slept in and was late for work; he drew the next cover. Regarding the terrorists, the cartoonist said: "At one point, they lost their sense of humour." Charlie Hebdo's next cover, Issue 1178, featured a cartoon of Muhammed shedding a single tear, and nearly 8 million copies were printed vs. the usual 60,000. After the attacks in January, at least 3.7 million people marched and rallied in France, with the most in Paris, the largest rally in French history since Paris was freed from the Nazis. People shouted "freedom" and "Charlie" and "we are not afraid!" The march included 46 world leaders like Frog President, Fish and Chips Prime Minister, Sausage Chancellor, Vodka Foreign Minister, and Bagel Prime Minister.

Those anti-terrorism rallies put an end to terrorism once and for all.

Just kidding. There have been at least 50 revenge attacks since the Charlie Hebdo shooting. For some reason, the continued blasphemy from Charlie Hebdo and millions of people supporting blasphemy didn't exactly warm the hearts of violent Mudslimes or put them in a forgiving mood. It's unknown whether terrorists have in fact "lost their sense of humour." Nevertheless, in a series of attacks ten months later, attacks that surely had nothing to do with blasphemy by Charlie Hebdo or the January rallies in Paris in support of blasphemy, at least 100 were killed in Paris and other parts of France. One gunman yelled "This is because of all the harm done by Hollande to Muslims all over the world!" Frogfag President Hollande later declared a state of emergency and closed the borders of Frogland. You know, to show that they were not afraid.

Al Qaeda did Charlie Hebdo, but ISIS (a splinter group of Al Qaeda) did 13/11 and outdid them with a higher score since ISIS has more dosh from looting Mosul's Central Bank. To recap 2015: France humiliates sandniggers, sandniggers attack Paris, France bombs Syria, sandniggers attack Paris, France bombs Syria, __________. Guess the next element in the sequence to win the prize: an all expenses-paid trip to beautiful Paris! Visit the Eiffel Tower! Go to a lovely street cafe! Enjoy a local music venue! See U2 and Coldplay perform live!

Shooter Info

Master race specimen cowardly running away from flying croissants

TO BE ANNOUNCED (Though most likely to have their head covered by some sort of towel.)

At least one Belgian sandnigger, 26-year-old Abdeslam Salah Abdeslam, is currently (November 15) on the run from the baguette-wielding authorities. Fun fact: French authorities questioned him at the border with Belgium, but let him go, after gazing deeply into his innocent Muslim puppy eyes.

Born into an innocent Muslim family, Abby's older brother Brahim Salah Abdeslam spontaneously blew up in a busy cafe during the last level of GTA: Paris. Can happen to anybody, amirite?

Video

The least gay day in Paris since WWII LOLFRANCE "Explosive" news coverage The most exciting thing from Paris since softcore porn Obeezy's 2 cents People flee the worst Eagles of Death Metal concert ever. Previous Video | Next Video

Quotes

“   The people that died in the explosions are now known as french fries.   „     —random youtuber     “   Surely Allah loves those who fight in His way. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And disbelief is worse than killing. And lo, by the will of Allah our bullets shall fly like eagles of death metal and pierce the bodies of the unbelievers and there will be an ocean of blood   „     —Quran 2:191 according to the religion of peace     “   O crusaders we are coming to you With bombs and rifles Wait for us.   „     —Sandniggers on Twitter, being typical Twatterfags     “   Allah akbar Yasterday night And to night There is very big big different To night is very good night just my light is ON   „     —ISIS on Twitter, and why Paris is called "The City of Lights"     “   How's that Syrian refugee resettlement look now? How about that mass migration into Europe? Terrorism is alive & well in the world.   „     —US Rep. Jeff Duncan, speaking truth     “   @BaileyKennedy Go to your "safe space" and yap about gender issues. Nobody with a brain wants to hear this nonsense right now   „     —Actor James Woods, being awesome     “   Paris death toll up to 100. U.S. college students need to tell Parisians about real violence from Halloween costumes & "trigger words."   „     —Ann Coulter, surprisingly not being a cunt Previous Quote | Next Quote

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High Score

Graded score
Kill count:	129+/20 More than the French ever killed in WWII
Accuracy:	10/20 Typical Arab spamming
Style:	19/20 Played it like GTA
Butthurt:	20/20 Pope calling it "World War III"
Bonus:	15/20 Dead Frenchmen is never a bad thing
Total score: 193/100 (S)

ALLAHU AKBAR LE FAGGOTS!!!1 See full ranking GZ! actual Top 1 FPS-Coop Mode

See Also

• France - where shit went down
• Terrorism
• ISIS - did it for the lulz
• Charlie Hebdo

External Links

• news article
• another news article
• Not everyone cares about a bunch of dead crackers

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