Barcelona Death Van 2017

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Driss Oukabir, a rare Muslim Guido.

Barcelona Death Van 2017 was a motor-vehicle and firearm exhibition that was held in Barcelona, Spain, on August 17th, 2017. The event was organized by a group of peaceful Muslims who were inspired by the previous week's Roadkill Nights Powered by Dodge event in Charlottesville, Virginia.

It's basically the daily, normal thing in Europe.

1. ISIS claims credit.
2. Officials say the attack has nothing to do with Islam.
3. The government proposes laws to ban cars.

Gameplay

All Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary:Van	Better than a simple car Does 45-55 pt. of damage
Secondary:Car	Rams all over the way Does 35-45 pts of damage
Secondary: Knife	Does 40-50 pt. of damage
Perk: Fake bomb belt	Trolls the cops and scares them. Damages 1.5 more times to every people (excluding officers, guards and militars)
Perk 2: Islam	Increases the butthurt. Increases the aiming a 15%. Downgrades a 45% the inteligence.

1st bloods

1 day after the mudslimes bombed his house, they bombed an abandoned house again to make lulz. The terrorists, at around 5:00 p.m., ran over a large handful of liberal independentists in a zig zag, leaving 13 people crushed by wheels and a hundred injured. The driver, Moussa Oukabir, only 17 years old, who was manipulated by his friend, Younes Abouyaaqoub. While Moussa was fucked up, Youness hid in the scared crowd running like a faggot. Later, that number increased to 15, after 2 fags went to hell because they broke the police line with his car. Then, police said that the driver of the car, was a guy that got killed by Youness, the ringleader of the terrorist cell.

2nd kills

The day after the lulz, 5 remaining terrorists had stolen another car and began high scoring on Carmageddon with it, injuring 5 NPCs and a police officer who was there on suspicion for the attack the previous day. The police, who were there, shot down 4 of the 5 mudslimes, who had no escape. The last one, began stabbing people only injuring a faggot who was there as an NPC. A helicopter shot him down GTA style after locating him. The dead mudslimes; Moussa Oukabir, Said Aallaa, Mohamed Hychami, Houssaine Abouyaaqoub, Omar Hycham, had put on a fake bomb belt to troll the pro-independence agents.

End of the Lulz

The ringleader of the cell, Youness, hid near a gas station where the gangs bought cheap drugs and waited there. 3 days after hiding there, a woman located him and called the police. Youness was confronted in an area of vineyards and sclerophyllous trees, where he pretended to activate his fake bomb belt made of cardboard from the Chinese bazaar near him. The agents shot him several times in the chest, surprisingly killing him instantly.

Venue

La Rambla, in the heart of Barcelona, is a mile-long tree-lined avenue that stinks of blocked drains, like everywhere else in the city. The street is full of pickpockets, whores, and junkies, and is renowned as being the biggest crime hotspot in the whole of Spain. 2017's carnage was therefore only to be expected. Criminologists suggest that the Spanish police's slowness to apprehend the driver of the death van was a result of them hoping he would come back and do it again, to wipe out some more of the usual suspects who have reserved bunks at the local jail. Many locals shared this optimism since it could have curtailed the epidemic of "living statue" mimes stationed along the Rambla, which has now reached such proportions that there is approximately one mime per tourist.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	17/20 '
Accuracy:	8/20 Ramming attacks are better with trucks
Style:	15/20 Nice Truck Attack:The Sequel
Butthurt:	13/20 All EU was shcocked and western EU was absolutly fagged
Bonus:	15/20 Killing independentists is the best way to get into the high scores
Total Score: 68/100 (C)

Anders telling the obvious truth.

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See Also

• James Alex Fields
• Exploding Van
• Guido
• Mudslime
• Spain
• Nice Truck Attack 2016

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