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HOLY SHIT THE CYBER BULLY CHANNELS ARE CANCER!1!11!!! MISHA, WILL STOP THEM!11!1!!!1

“	Hi, my name is Misha and this is my Youtube channel!!! Subscribe to see more crazy stuff! E-mail address below is just for business and media purposes. We don't reply to other stuff.	„
—If anyone cares...

Misha Silenosti (Real name: Michal "Misha" Florian; b. January 2, 2007: Age 17) is a retarded, unfunny, buck-toothed Czech YouTube faggot, mostly known for his "The Pokemon Go Song" and "Cyberbully Channels are Cancer" songs and is yet another perfect example of why children shouldn't be allowed on YouTube. The content he "produces" consists of gay song parodies about vidya games, videos of him playing Meinkampf, and even a couple videos of where he gets shot with a banana and explodes. No seriously. Although only a couple of these types of videos exist, his career of intense faggotry on YouTube has (somehow) earned him over 300,000 subscribers. He cannot sing, make decent (and not retarded) videos that are actually worth watching, or stop being a faggot by attempting to be funny for more than a second.

Facts

Did you know...

... that his real name is Michal Florian?
... that Misha Silenosti is Czech, and not Russian?
... that Misha suffers from USI?
... that Misha thinks he's funny?
... that Misha is hated by most of the internet?
... that Misha has a huge gap between his teeth?
... that Misha disables ratings on his videos?
... that Misha hates LeafyIsHere?
... that if Misha ever discovers this article, he'll make a song about how ED is CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER?
... that Misha thinks the internet is his personal army?
... that when Misha releases a retarded video on YouTube, he gets "cyberbullied", and then gets all butthurt about the "haters"?
... that his retarded brother wrote all his songs, except "CYBER BULLY CHANNELS ARE CANCER" which was written by his parents?
... that one of his public appearances was canceled because of the amount of death threats he received?
... that Misha got a "girlfriend" from playing Minecraft?
... that he lives in Brno, Czech Republic?
... that his older brother's name is Olda Florian?
... that Misha became "famous" after his Pokemon Go Song video went viral?
... that he gets "straight-A's" on his report cards?

Misha's "Girlfriend"

Apparently, Misha has a girlfriend (only known as "Denca") that he claims to have met while playing on his favorite Meinkampf server. On July 7, 2016, Misha released a video titled, "GIRLFRIEND TAG!!!" which appears to be filmed in his bedroom. It shows Misha, along with his purported "girlfriend" sitting on his bed while someone behind the camera asks them questions about their "relationship".

Would you want that to be your girlfriend?

Many have speculated that the girl in the video is in fact not his girlfriend, but rather his sister. Compared to the theory her being his girlfriend, this prediction seems much more accurate, considering that an autistic faggot as profound as Misha would never get an actual girlfriend. Perhaps the entire point of the video was to make him look cool or as an attempt to get rid of the negative image of himself that he gained due to his faggotry on YouTube, and "Denca" was bribed to appear in the video.

	“	Holy Fucking Shit - please tell me that all of you CLEARLY see that she's just a fucking GOLD DIGGER. I mean, I TOTALLY get why ratings are disabled.	„
	— Kavser

Videos

	“	DO NOT WANT!	„
	—The collective reaction to any content Misha produces.

Underage prostitution? On my YouTube?

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Reaction from the Internet

Here are some of the things the internet had to say about Misha:

	“	Okay, seriously: How old are you? I thought YouTube was only for 18+, maybe for 13+ now, but you don't even look like.. 11.	„
	— Midolir

	“	Go to hell, please. miserable creature	„
	— Michal Rama

	“	are you fuckin kidin me? Thats terrible! what is point of all this?	„
	— John Whasko

	“	Mr. Trump can build 10 walls and it still wouldn't be enough to fill the gap between your teeth.	„
	— Mary Moore

	“	The ratings aren't the only thing disabled..	„
	— Kawaii Penguin

	“	You're good with the guitar but I feel sorry for you having a brother like that.	„
	— ⊹⊱⋛PICKLE⋚⊰⊹

	“	pls shoot your brother!	„
	— DKC Snipex aka. Buck

	“	[Misha] is the most shitty thing ever, and you too, go fuck your self!	„
	— Tibanes

	“	Ur brother [Misha] is a piece of shit	„
	— Kalcitrocitron

	“	Go die in a hole for supporting misha	„
	— $ cX

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External Links

Email Address

[email protected] - Feel free to do as you please...

Social Networking

Misha's Steam - Read the profile comments for maximum lulz.
Misha's Steam Group
Misha's Facebook Blog
Misha's Google+

YouTube Channels

Misha Silenosti - His main channel.
Misha's Czech Channel
This Faggot Even Has a Let's Play Channel

Other

Misha's Brother's Steam - Owns Misha's steam group. If you look at the comments on his profile, it is evident that nobody likes Misha Silenosti.

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 * ... that Misha got a [[it's a trap|"girlfriend"]] from playing Minecraft?
 * ... that he lives in Brno, Czech Republic?
-* ... that he has an older brother named [[Old]]a Florian?
+* ... that his older brother's name is [[Old]]a Florian?
 * ... that Misha became "famous" after his ''Pokemon Go Song'' video went viral?
+* ... that [[lie|he gets "straight-A's" on his report cards]]?
 ==Misha's "Girlfriend"==

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Misha's "Girlfriend"