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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mert | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 24, 1994}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 19, 2016 (aged 22)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkish]] [[File:Miniflag Turkey.png|20px]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkish]] [[File:Miniflag Turkey.png|20px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope|Nope, not even]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Police Brutality| | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Police Brutality|killed by police]]}} | ||
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'''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' | '''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' was the very sexy modern day [[Serbia|Black Hand]], but instead of starting [[World War 1]], he single-handedly started [[World War 3]]. On the evening of December 19, [[2016]] in which is now identified as an act of terrorism by Russian authorities, the [[Generation Y|22 year old]] assassinated [[Russia]]'s ambassador to Turkey, '''Andrey Karlov''', live on camera using a Canik TP9, a decent 9mm. He was identified by the country's interior minister as a [[Cop|police officer]]. While Altintas was not on duty, he [[Lulz|used his police identification badge to enter the gallery with a gun.]] Metal detectors were used at the entrance to the gallery, but there was no increased security [[Wut|because of the ambassador’s presence]]. The shooting occurred at the Contemporary Arts Gallery in Ankara’s central Cankaya district, according to Anadolu, the [[Shit nobody cares about|Turkish state-run media agency.]] Altintas allowed the others in attendance at the gallery to leave, saying he was not trying to harm them, and was there to [[An Hero|die]], witnesses said. | ||
<center>[[File:Mert Altinas Victory pose.jpg|600px]]< | {{quote|Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!}} | ||
'''Now teabag him'''<br /><br /> | |||
[[File:Mevlüt Mert Altintas.jpg|600px]]<br /> | {{clear}} | ||
'''This happens [[Gary Johnson|when you forget Aleppo]]'''</center> | ==Video== | ||
<center>[[File:donotforgetaleppo.webm]]</center> | |||
{{quote|ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAR!|Our Hero|Totally not Islamic violence}} | |||
==Photos== | |||
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<center>'''Now [[teabag]] him.'''</center><br /><br /> | |||
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<center>'''This happens [[Gary Johnson|when you forget Aleppo!]]'''</center> | |||
==Pwned== | ==Pwned== | ||
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<center>[[GTA|'''Extreme blood cheat enabled.''']]</center> | |||
==Graded Score== | |||
{{GradedScore|1| |14|1 kill, 3 injured|17|[[Bill O'Reilly|Fuck it, we'll do it live!]]|'''25'''|Initiated WW3 (5 extra points!)|8| |65|D|Karlov should've remembered Aleppo}} | |||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:MevlutFaked.jpg|The whole thing was faked. | File:MevlutFaked.jpg|The whole thing was faked. | ||
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==External Links== | |||
*[https://twitter.com/rianru/status/810894806075506689/video/1 Video of the attack on Twitter] | |||
*[http://heavy.com/news/2016/12/mert-altintas-turkey-turkish-police-officer-russian-ambassador-karlov-assassination-shooter-gunman-photos-pictures/ Article detailing him and the event in general] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Syria]] | |||
*[[Turkey]] | *[[Turkey]] | ||
*[[Russia]] | *[[Russia]] | ||
*[[World War 3]] | *[[World War 3]] | ||
*[[Remove Kebab]] | *[[Remove Kebab]] | ||
*[[Terrorist]] | |||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{islam}} | {{islam}} | ||
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{{timeline|Featured article January 9 & 10, [[2017]]|[[BLMKidnapping]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Dave Kelly|Shmorky]]}} | |||
[[Category:2016]] | |||
[[Category:People]] | |||
Latest revision as of 00:26, 9 November 2024
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| Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş | |
| Born | June 24, 1994 |
| Died | December 19, 2016 (aged 22) |
| Nationality: | Turkish 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | Nope, not even |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, killed by police |
Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş was the very sexy modern day Black Hand, but instead of starting World War 1, he single-handedly started World War 3. On the evening of December 19, 2016 in which is now identified as an act of terrorism by Russian authorities, the 22 year old assassinated Russia's ambassador to Turkey, Andrey Karlov, live on camera using a Canik TP9, a decent 9mm. He was identified by the country's interior minister as a police officer. While Altintas was not on duty, he used his police identification badge to enter the gallery with a gun. Metal detectors were used at the entrance to the gallery, but there was no increased security because of the ambassador’s presence. The shooting occurred at the Contemporary Arts Gallery in Ankara’s central Cankaya district, according to Anadolu, the Turkish state-run media agency. Altintas allowed the others in attendance at the gallery to leave, saying he was not trying to harm them, and was there to die, witnesses said.
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—Our Hero, Totally not Islamic violence | ||
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 14/20 1 kill, 3 injured |
| Style: | 17/20 Fuck it, we'll do it live! |
| Butthurt: | 25/20 Initiated WW3 (5 extra points!) |
| Bonus: | 8/20 |
Wanted Level:
National Guard
Gallery
External Links
See Also
| Featured article January 9 & 10, 2017 | ||
| Preceded by BLMKidnapping |
Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş | Succeeded by Shmorky |