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[[File:Joeysworldtour nacho cheese.jpg|thumb|right|350px|This is what [[e-fame]] has come to.]] | [[File:Joeysworldtour nacho cheese.jpg|thumb|right|350px|This is what [[e-fame]] has come to.]] | ||
{{ | {{yt|u|JoeysWorldTour}} is a obese, disgusting and severely autistic {{age|1964|04|22}}-year old [[Mexican]] man by the name of '''[[Powerword|Joseph Hernandez]]''', he is surprisingly also an American chef somehow; maybe after threatening every employee he comes across (with cannibalism) at fast food restaurants, he was deployed to be a chef out of fear for their lives. He is known for making food reviews in his car and "[[Suicide|challenges]]" that he posts on YouTube. Joey caught the spotlight when [[at least 100]] videos were made about him talking about how fat and disgusting he is, even [[YouTube Poop|YTP]] videos were made staring him making him a meme. Being a fat [[Mexican]] and severely mentally challenged beaner, he will soon be deported to [[North Korea]] by our lord and savior [[Donald Trump]]. | ||
==Joey's Rise To Shame== | ==Joey's Rise To Shame== | ||
Joeys world tour was a so called "internet sensation". He could presumably be called a [[Legit]] "food reviewer" but many disagree. He spent his free time creating videos online of him in his car in random parking lots eating | Joeys world tour was a so called "internet sensation". He could presumably be called a [[Legit]] "food reviewer" but many disagree. He spent his free time creating videos online of him in his Japanese-slave-made car in random parking lots eating '''MASS quantities''' of [[Fast Food|toxic waste]]. He recorded these videos and put them on his YouTube channel for fame and likes. He soon was made into a new meme as this is nothing like the YouTube community has ever done before. Despite the meme culture surrounding him, he was manically depressed and found comfort in his Weeaboo Crates (made by Japanese slave workers in Hokkaido). He [[Did he died?|died]] June 29th due to an extreme heart attack thanks to his extremely [[Diabeetus|unhealthy]] eating habits. | ||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
[[Srsly]], all he does is shove food into his fat fucking mouth and [[Unfunny|talk like a retard]], because, you know, that's fucking hilarious. He records nearly every vid in his car, [[Disgusting|chews with his mouth open, and talks with his mouth full]]. He doesn't appear to actually ever go on a world tour unless you count a visit to [[Disney|Disneyland]] in Anaheim, [[California]] a "world tour" where he recorded [[Shit no one cares about|POV vids of himself on rides]]. | [[Srsly]], all he does is shove food into his fat fucking mouth and [[Unfunny|talk like a retard with XYY syndrome]], because, you know, that's fucking hilarious. He records nearly every vid in his car, [[Disgusting|chews with his pus-filled mouth open, and talks with his mouth full of highly-processed bullshit]]. He doesn't appear to actually ever go on a world tour unless you count a visit to [[Disney|Disneyland]] in Anaheim, [[California]] a "world tour" where he recorded [[Shit no one cares about|POV vids of himself on rides]]. At Disneyland, he's most likely to be found at the Japanese Mitsukoshi Department Store in EPCOT (since he's a friggin' huge weeb that leaches off Nihon-made stuff). A few of his vids are instructional cooking videos for the segment of the population who wish to eat like Joey (i.e. people who also want to be massively overweight, contract Pink Guy Disease, and die early of [[heart disease]]). Lastly, he has a few ''Vlogging With Joey''' vids, which is probably the only time he ever goes outdoors other than walking to his car to go to another drive-thru. As of this writing he has 50 videos of this and an inexplicable 75,151 subscribers. Below, we present a small sample of a huge man who got [[e-famous]] for eating, and not even competitive eating like [[Azn|Takeru Kobayashi]]. | ||
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{{frame|{{fv|JoeyFatass|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | {{frame|{{fv|JoeyFatass|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|{{center|'''[[ | |{{center|'''Joey eats a huge mound of [[Shit|Nutella]]'''}} | ||
{{center|<youtube> | {{center|<youtube>jt5_L0GDPNw</youtube>}} | ||
|{{center|'''[[ | |{{center|'''As if [[ASMR]] wasn't bad enough.'''}} | ||
{{center|<youtube> | {{center|<youtube>C-iu8o5EObg</youtube>}} | ||
|{{center|'''I'm assuming he filled up an entire cart by himself.'''}} | |{{center|'''I'm assuming he filled up an entire cart by himself.'''}} | ||
{{center|<youtube>988n0YReKzE</youtube>}} | {{center|<youtube>988n0YReKzE</youtube>}} | ||
|{{center|'''This might be the most disgusting one of his vids, and that says something.'''}} | |{{center|'''This might be the most disgusting one of his vids, and that says something.'''}} | ||
{{center|<youtube>CN0tRaaTHBY</youtube>}} | {{center|<youtube>CN0tRaaTHBY</youtube>}} | ||
|{{center|'''He gets completely winded after walking for two minutes.'''}} | |{{center|'''He gets completely winded after walking for two minutes.'''}} | ||
{{center|<youtube>JnyjePL9mOA</youtube>}} | {{center|<youtube>JnyjePL9mOA</youtube>}} | ||
|{{center|'''[[YouTube Poop|YouTube Shit]]'''}} | |||
{{center|<youtube>LJyAEfRT1m0</youtube>}} | |||
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==Videos That Speak the Truth== | |||
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|<youtube>vbJJZuuaaQY</youtube><center>'''Reviewing A Reviewer #40: Three Times One Minus One'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>p9_A7cKDLDg</youtube><center>'''THE MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO ON YOUTUBE EVER'''</center> | |||
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File:Joeysworldtour mickey mouse.jpg|[[Fact]]. | File:Joeysworldtour mickey mouse.jpg|[[Fact]]. | ||
File:Joeysworldtour chili.png|Is that chili or vomit (or both)? | File:Joeysworldtour chili.png|Is that chili or vomit (or both)? | ||
File:Joeysworldtour sausage.png|Insert joke here. | File:Joeysworldtour sausage.png|Insert joke [[Cocks|here]]. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:Joeysworldtour newspaper.jpg|Look for his obituary there soon. | File:Joeysworldtour newspaper.jpg|Look for his obituary there soon. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[HowToBasic]] - Another messy YouTuber who fucks around with food. | |||
*[[LeafyIsHere]] - An equally shitty YouTube celeb who made Joe famous in the first place. | *[[LeafyIsHere]] - An equally shitty YouTube celeb who made Joe famous in the first place. | ||
*[[Manuel Uribe]] - Separated at birth? | |||
*[[Mickey Mouse]] - The fictional character Joey obsessively worships. | |||
*[[Asalieri]] - A fat man who hates this guy because of Joe's shitty behavior. | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*{{ | *{{yt|u|JoeysWorldTour}} | ||
*{{facebook|JoeysWorldTour}} | *{{facebook|JoeysWorldTour}} | ||
*{{twitter|JoeysWorldTour}} | *{{twitter|JoeysWorldTour}} | ||
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JoeysWorldTour is a obese, disgusting and severely autistic 60-year old Mexican man by the name of Joseph Hernandez, he is surprisingly also an American chef somehow; maybe after threatening every employee he comes across (with cannibalism) at fast food restaurants, he was deployed to be a chef out of fear for their lives. He is known for making food reviews in his car and "challenges" that he posts on YouTube. Joey caught the spotlight when at least 100 videos were made about him talking about how fat and disgusting he is, even YTP videos were made staring him making him a meme. Being a fat Mexican and severely mentally challenged beaner, he will soon be deported to North Korea by our lord and savior Donald Trump.
Joey's Rise To Shame
Joeys world tour was a so called "internet sensation". He could presumably be called a Legit "food reviewer" but many disagree. He spent his free time creating videos online of him in his Japanese-slave-made car in random parking lots eating MASS quantities of toxic waste. He recorded these videos and put them on his YouTube channel for fame and likes. He soon was made into a new meme as this is nothing like the YouTube community has ever done before. Despite the meme culture surrounding him, he was manically depressed and found comfort in his Weeaboo Crates (made by Japanese slave workers in Hokkaido). He died June 29th due to an extreme heart attack thanks to his extremely unhealthy eating habits.
Videos
Srsly, all he does is shove food into his fat fucking mouth and talk like a retard with XYY syndrome, because, you know, that's fucking hilarious. He records nearly every vid in his car, chews with his pus-filled mouth open, and talks with his mouth full of highly-processed bullshit. He doesn't appear to actually ever go on a world tour unless you count a visit to Disneyland in Anaheim, California a "world tour" where he recorded POV vids of himself on rides. At Disneyland, he's most likely to be found at the Japanese Mitsukoshi Department Store in EPCOT (since he's a friggin' huge weeb that leaches off Nihon-made stuff). A few of his vids are instructional cooking videos for the segment of the population who wish to eat like Joey (i.e. people who also want to be massively overweight, contract Pink Guy Disease, and die early of heart disease). Lastly, he has a few Vlogging With Joey' vids, which is probably the only time he ever goes outdoors other than walking to his car to go to another drive-thru. As of this writing he has 50 videos of this and an inexplicable 75,151 subscribers. Below, we present a small sample of a huge man who got e-famous for eating, and not even competitive eating like Takeru Kobayashi.
Joey eats a huge mound of Nutella
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Videos That Speak the Truth
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Look for his obituary there soon. -
The next step in human evolution. -
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Let's face it, his impending death is going to be hilarious.
See Also
- HowToBasic - Another messy YouTuber who fucks around with food.
- LeafyIsHere - An equally shitty YouTube celeb who made Joe famous in the first place.
- Manuel Uribe - Separated at birth?
- Mickey Mouse - The fictional character Joey obsessively worships.
- Asalieri - A fat man who hates this guy because of Joe's shitty behavior.
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Joeysworldtour is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |