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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mert Altinas'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 24, 1994}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 19, 2016 (aged 22)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkish]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflag Turkey.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Turkey|Turkish]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflag Turkey.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1.}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 1, injured 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 25?'''|[[Nope|Nope, not even]].}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Nope|Nope, not even]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Police Brutality|Killed by police]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Police Brutality|killed by police]]}}
{{Ibend}}
{{Ibend}}


'''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' is the modern day [[Serbia|Black Hand]], but instead of starting [[World War 1]], he single-handedly started [[World War 3]]. On the evening of December 19, [[2016]] in which is now identified as an act of terrorism by Russian authorities, the [[Generation Y|22 year old]] assassinated [[Russia]]'s ambassador to Turkey, '''Andrey Karlov''', live on camera. He was identified by the country's interior minister as a [[Cop|police officer]]. While Altintas was not on duty, he [[Lulz|used his police identification badge to enter the gallery with a gun.]] Metal detectors were used at the entrance to the gallery, but there was no increased security [[Wut|because of the ambassador’s presence]]. The shooting occurred at the Contemporary Arts Gallery in Ankara’s central Cankaya district, according to Anadolu, the [[Shit nobody cares about|Turkish state-run media agency.]] Altintas allowed the others in attendance at the gallery to leave, saying he was not trying to harm them, and was there to [[An Hero|die]], witnesses said.
'''Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş''' was the very sexy modern day [[Serbia|Black Hand]], but instead of starting [[World War 1]], he single-handedly started [[World War 3]]. On the evening of December 19, [[2016]] in which is now identified as an act of terrorism by Russian authorities, the [[Generation Y|22 year old]] assassinated [[Russia]]'s ambassador to Turkey, '''Andrey Karlov''', live on camera using a Canik TP9, a decent 9mm. He was identified by the country's interior minister as a [[Cop|police officer]]. While Altintas was not on duty, he [[Lulz|used his police identification badge to enter the gallery with a gun.]] Metal detectors were used at the entrance to the gallery, but there was no increased security [[Wut|because of the ambassador’s presence]]. The shooting occurred at the Contemporary Arts Gallery in Ankara’s central Cankaya district, according to Anadolu, the [[Shit nobody cares about|Turkish state-run media agency.]] Altintas allowed the others in attendance at the gallery to leave, saying he was not trying to harm them, and was there to [[An Hero|die]], witnesses said.
{{quote|Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!}}
{{quote|Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!}}


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==Video==
==Video==
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<center>[[File:donotforgetaleppo.webm]]</center>
{{quote|ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAR!|Our Hero|Totally not Islamic violence}}
{{quote|ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAR!|Our Hero|Totally not Islamic violence}}


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<center>[[GTA|'''Extreme blood cheat enabled.''']]</center>
<center>[[GTA|'''Extreme blood cheat enabled.''']]</center>


==Score==
==Graded Score==
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{{GradedScore|1| |14|1 kill, 3 injured|17|[[Bill O'Reilly|Fuck it, we'll do it live!]]|'''25'''|Initiated WW3 (5 extra points!)|8| |65|D|Karlov should've remembered Aleppo}}
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! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
{{Wanted|5}}
|-
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|'''1'''/20
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|14/20 ''1 kill; 3 injured''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|17/20 [[Bill O'Reilly|''Fuck it, we'll do it live!'']] (5 extra points!)
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|25/20 ''Initiated WW3''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|8/20
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 65/100 ('''D''')</big>
|}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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{{timeline|Featured article January 9 & 10, [[2017]]|[[BLMKidnapping]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Dave Kelly|Shmorky]]}}
{{timeline|Featured article January 9 & 10, [[2017]]|[[BLMKidnapping]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Dave Kelly|Shmorky]]}}
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Latest revision as of 00:26, 9 November 2024

Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş
Born June 24, 1994
Died December 19, 2016 (aged 22)
Nationality: Turkish  
Highscore Killed 1, injured 3
Top 50? Nope, not even
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No, killed by police


Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş was the very sexy modern day Black Hand, but instead of starting World War 1, he single-handedly started World War 3. On the evening of December 19, 2016 in which is now identified as an act of terrorism by Russian authorities, the 22 year old assassinated Russia's ambassador to Turkey, Andrey Karlov, live on camera using a Canik TP9, a decent 9mm. He was identified by the country's interior minister as a police officer. While Altintas was not on duty, he used his police identification badge to enter the gallery with a gun. Metal detectors were used at the entrance to the gallery, but there was no increased security because of the ambassador’s presence. The shooting occurred at the Contemporary Arts Gallery in Ankara’s central Cankaya district, according to Anadolu, the Turkish state-run media agency. Altintas allowed the others in attendance at the gallery to leave, saying he was not trying to harm them, and was there to die, witnesses said.

   
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Allahu akbar (God is great). Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!
  		„
  		 

Video

   
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ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKBAR!
  		„
  		 

—Our Hero, Totally not Islamic violence

Photos


Now teabag him.




This happens when you forget Aleppo!

Pwned


Extreme blood cheat enabled.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20
Accuracy: 14/20 1 kill, 3 injured
Style: 17/20 Fuck it, we'll do it live!
Butthurt: 25/20 Initiated WW3 (5 extra points!)
Bonus: 8/20
Total Score: 65/100 (D)
Karlov should've remembered Aleppo
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Wanted Level:

National Guard


Gallery

  • The whole thing was faked.
    The whole thing was faked.
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