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Most everyone would rather forget [[{{PAGENAME}}]] altogether and [[ED]] is no exception. Between all the unfunny and shit hitting the fan [[IRL]], however, were plenty of lulz, drama and Internets to keep the [[snugglenet]] grinning like a batshit crazy [[Joker]]. There are 8,000,000 stories in the virtual city; these are just some of them.
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Need a recap of what happened [[2007|last year]]? We've got you covered.


<center><youtube>PMmBiGI6hP8</youtube><br>EDiots look back on {{PAGENAME}}.</center>


 
== Expected Events ==
Most everyone would rather forget [[2008]] altogether and [[ED]] is no exception. Between all the unfunny and shit hitting the fan [[IRL]], however, were plenty of lulz, drama and Internets to keep the [[snugglenet]] grinning like a batshit crazy [[Joker]]. There are 8,000,000 stories in the virtual city; these are just some of them.
These are a list of events [[nobody|people]] expected to happen, but miraculously, didn't.
 
[[Image:Coque 006.jpg|thumb|First [[dong]] of 2008.]]
 
== Expected events ==
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] dies.
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] dies.
* [[Disney|Miley Cyrus]] [[fap|nude]].
* [[Disney|Miley Cyrus]] [[fap|nude]].
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* Merriam Webster adopts one of [http://www.wowpedia.org/World_of_Warcraft_terminology/A-M these] as word of the year.
* Merriam Webster adopts one of [http://www.wowpedia.org/World_of_Warcraft_terminology/A-M these] as word of the year.
* [[Caturday Nap]], the Second Coming.
* [[Caturday Nap]], the Second Coming.
* The first dong of 2008 will be posted (see right).
* The first dong of {{PAGENAME}} will be posted.
* [[Catnarok]]
* [[Catnarok]]
* [[Large Hadron Collider]] fucks up. Much lulz ensue.
* [[Large Hadron Collider]] fucks up. Much lulz ensue.
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* [[Scientology]] will perish.
* [[Scientology]] will perish.


==Dramas and Events of 2008==
==Events==
 
[[Image:RadarCover.jpg|thumb|right|[[Project Chanology]] begins...]]
 
[[Image:Fetchasking.jpg|thumb|right|[[Mrfetch]] declares [[war]] on [[Anon]].]]
 
[[Image:Dongcopter.jpg|thumb|right|[[Dongcopter|Flying cocks!]].]]
 
[[Image:Daniellejoker.jpg|thumb|right|[[Daniele Fiorenza|:D]]]]
 
===January===
===January===
 
*[[Heath Ledger]] becomes [[an hero]].
* [[Heath Ledger]] [[accidentally]]...[[An Hero]].
*[[Carlos Sousa Jr]] gets chewed up by a lion.
:BRB nap.
*[[Ron Paul]] becomes known when he runs for president.
 
*[[Project Chanology]] is born; Anonymous declares war on the "Church" of [[Scientology]] after they try fucking with original content on [[YouTube]].
* [[Gay Diamond]]
*[[Mrfetch]] declares [[War]] on Anonymous.
:Yet another fatass YouTube tranny camwhore gets acquainted with the [[Anon]] and [[ED]].
*[[Jawsus]] becomes known.
 
*[[Carlos Sousa Jr]]
:[[brb]] Lions...
 
*[[Ron Paul]]  
:For President '08.
 
*[[Project Chanology]] begins
:Anonymous declares war on the "Church" of [[Scientology]] after they try fucking with [[Tom Cruise|Original Content]] on YouTube.
 
*[[Mrfetch]] declares [[War]] on [[Anon]]
:[[Anonymous]] forces turn to a different front.
 
*[[Jawsus]]
:That [[lolcow]] with the fucked up grill.


===February===
===February===
 
*[[PROJECT CHANOLOGY/IRL PROTEST PAGE|Chanology's February 10th Protest]] is created.
[[Image:Chuggoascii.gif|thumb|right|[[Chuggo|Cmon, fuck a guy!]]]]
*[[Lilshowstoppa|LILSHOWSTOPPA]] gains notoriety.
 
*[[r9gay]] gains notoriety.
*[[PROJECT CHANOLOGY/IRL PROTEST PAGE|Chanology's February 10th Protest]]. Anon's coming out party.
*[[4chan]] adds some new boards.
:Anonymous surfaces from the [[basement]] for a day of [[IRL]] global meme spouting and epic [[fail|win]]. So much [[fail|WIN]] in fact, it could only [[FAIL|go downhill]] from such lofty heights. Also, '''holy shit...[[Gas Mask Girl|femanons are teh hawt]]!!!'''
 
*[[Lilshowstoppa|LILSHOWSTOPPA]]
:She never quite succeeded in tellin' the motherfuckas off.
 
*[[r9gay]]  
:[[4chan]] adds a bunch of new boards which are soon overrun by [[skiddies]] seeking help for all manner of neuroses and sensitive [[moralfags]] from [[LJ]] and [[digg]] to heal them.


===March===
===March===
 
*[[The Ides of March]] become known.
*[[The Ides of March]]  
*[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] becomes known after millions of fanboys bawwwww when they find out [[Krystal]], [[No|Geno]], [[Metroid|Ridley]], [[Megaman]], [[Loli|Ashley]], and [[Mudkip]] are not included in the game.
:Moar [[WIN]] in the war on the [[scifag]]gotry marred only by the loss of [[Rorschach|Mudkips The Cat]] when Scifags learn2fight back.
*The [[Marcab Confederacy]] becomes known.
 
*[[SUPERCOOLWILLOW]] sings for Anonymous.
*[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]
*[[The Great Livejournal Content Strike of {{PAGENAME}}]] occurs.
:Millions of fanboys [[BAWWWW]] when [[Krystal]], [[No|Geno]], [[Metroid|Ridley]], [[Megaman]], [[Loli|Ashley]], and [[Mudkip]] are not included in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but R.O.B. and 2 [[Starfox|Fox]] clones are.  Regardless, [[Tourneyfag|tourneyfags]] still manage to ruin it.
*[[Codey Porter]] becomes s& hero.
 
*[[Gemma Anscomb]] shows the world [[retard|her lack of judgement]].
*The [[Marcab Confederacy]]  
*[[Billoon45]] becomes known and displays his love for latex.
:Anonymous - as it turns out - are from a distant galaxy and sends an armada of memeships under the command of the Deathstar ''Longcat'' to ræp [[Scientology]].
*[[EQ2Flames]] gains notoriety.
 
*[[Hagger]] becomes an hero.
*[[SUPERCOOLWILLOW]]  
:Sings for Anon.  
 
*[[The Great Livejournal Content Strike of 2008]]
:Causes massive butthurt in the [[LJ]] community, but gave them plenty to whine about on LJ.
 
*[[Codey Porter]]  
:Becomes S& hero.  
 
*[[Gemma Anscomb]]  
:Shows the world [[attention whore|her]] lack of judgment.
 
*[[Billoon45]]
:Shows everyone his [[sick fuck|love]] for latex.
 
*[[Chuggo]]
:Still trying to get some. 
 
*[[EQ2Flames]]
:Video game developers and fans acting retarded and threatening each other.
 
*[[Hagger]]
:The troll loses his TOW-vandlism virginity and so an hero was born.


===April===
===April===
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[[Image:Lioncash08.jpg|thumb]]
 
*[[OPERATION RECONNECT|Operation Reconnect]] is born.
*[[OPERATION RECONNECT|Operation Reconnect]].  
*[[An hero day]] is celebrated on the 20th.
:The beginning of the end for [[Project Chanology]], and the beginning of the beginning for those damned moralfags. What happened? One word: '''hugraids'''. <i>'''[[Hugraids]]?!!?! Are you fucking kidding me?'''</i>
*[[Operation LIONCASH]] becomes known.
 
*The {{PAGENAME}} Summer Olympics in Beijing is hosted.
*[[An hero day]].
:April 20th.
 
*[[Operation LIONCASH]]  
:[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!|RAWR]]
 
*[[Olympic Flame]]
:At the 2008 summer [[Olympics]], the only event worth watching happened <i>before</i> the Beijing games officially started.


===May===
===May===
 
*[[Wikipedia]] creates an article on ED.
[[Image:Annabelle Lotus funeral.jpg|thumb|right|When [[an hero|you die]] you can only hope for [[Anabelle Lotus|this much respect]].]]
*[[OPERATION FAIRGAME:STOP|Operation Fairgame:Stop]] is executed.
 
*[[Dongcopter]] meme is born.
*ED becomes 'notable' and gets a [[TOW]] article.
*[[Anabelle Lotus]] dies.
:[[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Much to their chagrin]].
*[[Adam Savage]] becomes known on MythBusters.
 
*[[Age of Conan]], a shitty MMORPG, is born.
*[[OPERATION FAIRGAME:STOP|Operation Fairgame:Stop]]
*[[Grawp]] becomes known.
:[[Chanology]] gets all [[SFB]] trying to [[SNCA|raise awareness]] about Scientology's brutal "[[Fair Game]]" policy. Lost on the freshly minted "[[moralfags]]" was the irony that Anonymous does [[:Image:Biaso.JPG|exactly the same shit]] when attacked. And so began the schism that turned the *[[chans]] against their former comrades in arms.  
 
*[[Dongcopter]]
:It's a [[erection|hit]]! 
 
*[[Anabelle Lotus]]
:Gets the respectful funeral she deserves.
 
*[[Adam Savage]]  
:Shows the world his unique [[goatse|flexibility]].
 
*''[[Age of Conan]]''
:Overhyped shitty [[MMORPG]].
 
*[[Grawp]]
:'''HAGGER???????????????????'''
 
*[[Kirtaner]] gets [[SWAT]]ed.
*[[Kirtaner]] gets [[SWAT]]ed.
:An Ozfag called [[Aush0k]] redeems himself for a month worth of [[DDoS]] faggotry by sending Kirt the gift of [[v&]], all the way from Australia.
*[[Crystal Shinkle]] gains notoriety; claims she has been raped in a [[desperate]] YouTube video.
 
*[[Crystal Shinkle]]
:Crystal Shinkle, a poverty stricken girl, uploads a video on Youtube pleading for justice (she was 'raped')


===June===
===June===
[[Image:Piratefreewinds1nu5.jpg|thumb|right|[[Operation Sea Arrrgh]]]]
[[Image:Piratefreewinds1nu5.jpg|thumb|right|[[Operation Sea Arrrgh]]]]
 
*[[OPERATION SEA ARRGH|Operation Sea Arrrgh]] is executed.
*[[OPERATION SEA ARRGH|Operation Sea Arrrgh]].
*[[THUNDERDOME]] becomes known.
:Anon attempts to right the sinking ship that is [[Chanology]] by taking to the streets dressed as [[pirates]]. At this point it becomes impossible to tell who's the moar retarded: [[Sea Org]] or [[Chanology]].
*[[4chanJS|4chan.js]] is created; many /b/tards, unaware of the malicious code contained inside the file, download it and open it on their computers. Lulz ensues.
 
*[[Old /b/ Day]] is celebrated.
*[[THUNDERDOME]]
*[[DisneyFan01]] gets hacked.
:What happens when you put a bunch of [[trolls]], [[Anon]]s, [[ED]]iots, /[[b]]/tards and [[goons]] into the same room and leave the door open for [[NORP]]s? Why, [[lulz]], [[drama]] and hueg amounts of [[faggotry]], [[USI]], [[flaming]] and [[butthurt]], of course! Social networking was never so hilarious.
 
*[[4chan.js]]
:Gives a dose of <s>[[chemo]] to /b/.</s> butthurt to [[m00t]] and his modfags.
 
*[[Old /b/ Day]]
:[[Moot]] trolls the [[The cancer that is killing /b/|cancer]] IRL.
 
*[[DisneyFan01]]
:DF01 gets hacked when she unwittingly give up her password for fanart. Hacker posts shock picks and gets the account banned. Unfortunately, DisneyFan01 is back in a matter of hours.


===July===
===July===
 
*[[Mary Alice Altorfer]] gets trolled hard.
[[Image:IRLpoolsclosedaids.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Mary Alice Altorfer|Pool's Closed]]]]
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]] occurs.
 
*[[PROJECT CHANOLOGY/SPY VS SCI : LICENSE TO LULZ|Operation Spy vs. Sci: License to Lulz]] is executed.
*[[Mary Alice Altorfer]]  
*[[Daniele Fiorenza]] becomes known.
:Fails to [[Operation Close The Pool|understand lulz]].
*[[Shamwow]] is born; broadcasted all across [[Americunt]] and stirred up several memes and parodies on the Internet.
 
*[[Chanocalypse Naow]]
:tl;dr? Once again, the toilet that is [[IRC]] backs up and overflows.  
 
*[[PROJECT CHANOLOGY/SPY VS SCI : LICENSE TO LULZ|Operation Spy vs. Sci: License to Lulz]]
 
*[[Daniele Fiorenza]]
:Y SO SERIOUS?
 
*[[Vince Offer]]
:A star is born. What can you say but: <big>'''[[Shamwow]]!!!'''</big>


===August===
===August===
[[Image:Lolympicsmatos1.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Lolympicsmatos1.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Site's closed soulja boy.jpg|thumb|150px]]
[[Image:Site's closed soulja boy.jpg|thumb|150px]]
 
*[[Chris-chan]] returns to YouTube with a new saga of videos.
*[[Chris-chan]]
*The [[LOLympic Games]] occur.
:Returns with a new saga of videos.
*[[Soulja Boy]] rises in notoriety.
 
*[[Sceptre]], Wikipedia's "Anti-ED poster child" is banned from Wikipedia for [[sockpuppet]] abuse.
*[[LOLympic Games]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]] rises in notoriety.
:[[China]] won the [[Shit nobody cares about|medal count]] due to its totally ethical system of removing promising child athletes from their families and [[Slavery|forcing them to train]].
*Guise saves ED with his Jew Gold.
 
*[[Zerg|Tank rush]] on [[South Ossetia]] occurs.
*[[Soulja Boy]]
:Around the 24th of August 2008, some [[Azn]] dude called Ko [[Phishing|phished]] Soulja Boy's [[Myspace]], [[YouTube]]s and [[email]]s, and posted [[scat]] [[porn]] for all of Soulja Boy's fans to see.  
 
*[[Sceptre]]
:Wikipedia's self-proclaimed "Anti-ED Poster Child" and faggot boy-king '''Sceptre''' receives the banhammer for abusive [[Sockpuppet|sock puppetry]]. What goes around comes around.
 
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
:The story of quite possibly the greatest comeback, [[troll]]ing, [[mindfuck]] or [[Prank|practical joke]] in the entire history of the [[internets]].
 
*[[User:Guise]] ~ It's a [[TARP]]!!!
:With ED on the verge of becoming an [[Terri Schiavo]], a stranger from a [[Kuwait|strange land]] appears on the horizon bearing many [[jew gold]]s. ED is [[saved|fucking saved]] and [[TOW]] goes [[911|BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW]].
 
*[[Zerg|Tank rush]] on [[South Ossetia]].
: Mr.Putin couldn't wait for the next [[Iran|Red Alert]], so he decided to make his own [[War|game]]. Georgian president tried out the demo, but found out it was too [[Fail|hard for him]]. [[Youtube War Expert|Armchair generals]] around the world [[I came|rejoiced]]. 
 
{{clear}}


===September===
===September===
 
*[[Spore]] is born. Turned out to be shit, with loads of people asking for refunds.
[[Image:LHC God.jpg|thumb]]
*[[EQ2Flames]] drama occurs; the admin, "LFG", comes clean about his meth addiction.
 
*[[Joshua Nimm]] tries to recreate a suicide from ''Halo'' and [[for the lulz|dies for the lulz]].
[[Image:Oprah9000animated.gif|thumb]]
*[[ByAppointmentTo]] wins ED's annual "Kettle is a Nigger" award for his valuable contributions o ED.
 
*[[Large Hadron Collider]] is created.
[[Image:Lfgmeth.JPG|thumb]]
*[[[email protected]]], [[Sarah Palin]]'s email is hacked.
 
*[[Oprah]] says the infamous line "over 9000 penises".
*''[[Spore]]''
*[[Mr. Saari]] goes postal on 10 people at his college and become's Finland's new champion, beating previous record-holder [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|Pecker]]
:Releases; turns out it was [[shit]]. Whoda thunkit?
 
*[[EQ2Flames]]
:The admin, LFG, admits to his meth use and his new JesusOwns forum.
 
*[[An Halo]]
:Joshua Nimm tries to recreate a suicide from ''Halo'' and dies for the lulz.
 
*[[ByAppointmentTo]]
:Wins ED's annual "Kettle Is A Nigger" award for internal drama and lulz.
 
*[[Large Hadron Collider]]
:CERN attempts to divide by zero.
 
:Sarah Palin's email is hacked.
 
*[[Oprah]]...[[YHBT]]
:Oprah says "Over 9,000 penises".
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===October===
===October===
 
*[[Bailout Plan]] becomes known.
[[Image:Ojpalm.jpg|thumb]]
*[[OJ]] Simpson finally goes down in flames on the tenth anniversary of his acquittal.
 
*[[MTV]] gets rick-rolled by Anonymous.
*[[Bailout Plan]]
*[[Forumwarz]] Episode 2 is born.
:IT'S A [[TARP]]!
*[[Losttrap]] attempts to persuade Anonymous into sending him unmarked estrogen.
 
*[[OJ]] Guilty
:Simpson finally goes down in flames on the tenth anniversary of his acquittal.
 
*[[MTV Rickroll'd|The Rolling]]
:Anon pwns MTV in epic fashion, ballot-stuffing [[Rick Astley]] onto the list of nominees in the Best Act EVAR category to face-off with a [[trap]] named [[Bill]]. Guess who won?
 
*[[Forumwarz]] Episode 2
:ED's glorious sponsors release an expansion pack to their chan-based RPG.
 
*[[Losttrap]]
:Live-at-home trap in training attempts to persuade Anonymous into sending him unmarked estrogen.


===November===
===November===
[[Image:Icy Dead People.jpg|thumb]]
*[[Brandon Crisp]] becomes an hero.
 
*[[Saint Hill]] becomes known.
*[[Brandon Crisp]]
*[[Candyjunkie]] dies due to steroid overdose.
:The Frozen Prince of [[Canada|Barrie]].
*[[Emo Cutter Girl]] becomes known.
 
*[[Epic Sword Guy]] trolls [[Scientology]].
*[[Saint Hill]]
*[[Senator Barack Hussein Obama]] is appointed President of [[Americunt]].
:There is still lulz left in Chanology.
*[[DBoyWheeler]] flounces from DeviantART after being constructively criticized over [[shit|his artwork]].
 
*[[Ellie]] becomes known for being ugly as fuck.
*[[Candyjunkie]]
*[[Aeverine Nieves]] gets [[butthurt]] over her article and threatens to run for the [[Aeverine_Nieves#Lolsuits_2:_Electric_Boogaloo|"ED administration election"]], which of course, doesn't exist.
:[[bodybuilding.com|An steroidal hero]] bites the dust, streaming live (and FREE) on [[justin.tv]]. Hundreds [[tl;dw|watch]] in <s>horror</s> ambivalence.
 
*[[Emo Cutter Girl]]
:[[You]] think you are hardcore? HELL NO! THIS bitch is hardcore.
 
*[[Epic Sword Guy]]
:Batshit insane ex-[[Scilon]] performs [[an hero|hari kari]] by 'cop' whilst trolling Scientology.
 
*[[President Barack Hussein Obama]]
:The only man left standing after what seemed like a decade in the Octagon invents a new meme - "'''There is only one president at a time'''" - and beats it into tired [[old meme]] status in less than two months.
 
*[[DBoyWheeler]]
:One of [[Deviantart|DA's]] resident [[Lolcow|lolcows]], [[Furry|furry]], [[Pedophile|pedo]] and major [[Jesus]] [[Fantard|fanboy]], DBoyWheeler decides to leave dA FOREVA due to [[Butthurt|butthurt]] and inability to accept constructive criticism on his [[Shit|shitty]] [[Art|art]]. [[BAWWW]]!!
 
*[[Ellie]]
:The ugliest mother fucker ever
 
*[[Aeverine Nieves]]
:Crazy [[tranny]] gets [[butthurt]] over her article and threatens to run for the [[Aeverine_Nieves#Lolsuits_2:_Electric_Boogaloo|"ED administration election"]]


===December===
===December===
*[[Sky Bilchuk]] learns that if you wish to remain anonymous on the Internet, you shouldn't post your [[docs|personal information]] on /b/.
*[[Blagogate]] becomes known.
*[[Operation Antfuck]] is executed by Anonymous.
*[[W]] resigns. This is marked as a turning point in U.S. history where the economy is slowly [[shit that will never happen|beginning to rebuild itself]].
*[[JuggaletteJenny]] has a mid-life crisis of epic proportions for all the Internet to see when he becomes a tranny.
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Wins The 2nd Annual Open Web Awards.
*[[3Guys1Hammer]] is born.
*[[1guy1jar]] video is published; added to many shock sites and eventually ends up on ED as .gif images.
*[[Satan Claus]] meme is created.
*[[An Negro]] meme is born.


[[Image:Obama-ohno.jpg|thumb|200px|President Elect Obama facepalms at your [[Blaggotry]].]]
==Gallery==
 
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*[[Sky Bilchuk]]
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:Another camwhore learns that if you wish to remain anonymous on the internet, you shouldn't volunteer [[dox|information]] to /[[b]]/.
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    Image:Tmil1108.jpg
*[[Blagogate]]
    Image:TMIL_Collage_July_08.jpg
:[[bribery|Crooks?]] In my Chicago politics? It's moar likely than you think.
    Image:TMIL1208.jpg
 
    Image:TMIL0808.jpg
*[[Operation Antfuck]]
</gallery>
:[[Anonymous]] declares [[DDoS|WOAR!!!]] on the <u>real</u> asshole of the Internets. Nothing of value was lost and nothing of value came back a couple of days whilst /[[b]]/ came to a grinding halt after  a blitz of <s>spam</s> [[chemo]] from [[RAIDCHAN]].
|
 
<gallery perrow="5">
*[[Sandalgate]]
    Image:MIL0909.jpg
:Grateful Iraqis didn't quite welcome the U.S. as "liberators" bearing "flowers and kisses" in 2003 when [[W]] got all up in they bidness [[Rummy|as predicted]] but moar than made up for it, bidding a fond farewell to [[Dubya]] as a "dog" with a shower of local insults and size 10 shoes.
    Image:RadarCover.jpg
 
    Image:Annabelle Lotus funeral.jpg
*[[JuggaletteJenny]]
    Image:Obama-ohno.jpg
:An obese unemployed man is having a mid-life crisis of epic proportions for all the internet to see when he becomes a pre-op transsexual goth lesbian juggalo (not joking).
    Image:Icy Dead People.jpg
    Image:Ojpalm.jpg
</gallery>
}}


*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Wins The 2nd Annual Open Web Awards
==See Also==
:[[Wikipedia]] fails to even get runner-up in its own category. Merry fucking Christmas, [[Jimbo]].
 
*[[3Guys1Hammer]]
:A group of friends show you how to make ground beef in the wilderness using some simple tools you probably have lying around your garage.
 
*[[1guy1jar]]
:Not to be outdone by a [[iChan|slut with an iPod]], an exhibitionist decides to film himself doing a stretching session with the help of a glass jar. Hilarity ensues when you see Aunt Flow pay him a visit.
 
*[[Satan Claus]]
:You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is gunning you down.
 
*[[An Negro]]
:One of the [[Jena Six]] tried to become an hero after getting arrested for normal [[black]] behavior, i.e. shoplifting. He [[fail]]ed.
 
 
==A Year In Review==
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{{clear}}
 
==See also==
*[[ED5]]
*[[ED5]]


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Most everyone would rather forget 2008 altogether and ED is no exception. Between all the unfunny and shit hitting the fan IRL, however, were plenty of lulz, drama and Internets to keep the snugglenet grinning like a batshit crazy Joker. There are 8,000,000 stories in the virtual city; these are just some of them.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.


EDiots look back on 2008.

Expected Events

These are a list of events people expected to happen, but miraculously, didn't.

Events

January

February

March

April

May

June

Operation Sea Arrrgh

July

August

September

October

  • Bailout Plan becomes known.
  • OJ Simpson finally goes down in flames on the tenth anniversary of his acquittal.
  • MTV gets rick-rolled by Anonymous.
  • Forumwarz Episode 2 is born.
  • Losttrap attempts to persuade Anonymous into sending him unmarked estrogen.

November

December

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