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Competition bodybuilding is done by lifting lots of weights to maximize muscle mass whereas Olympic [[Lusers|weightliftas]] workout to make themselves stronger. <b>Bodybuilders</b> are very sexy, if you find [[fugly]] veins, tiny [[Penis|penises]], and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. [[Stupid]] to start with, bodybuilders add to their natural [[Retard|retardation]] by taking steroids, [[Diabeetus|insulin]], human growth hormone, diuretics, and synthol though they will vehemently deny it. Yeah, it's all [[Cum|protein shakes]], [[Cum|egg white]] omelets and [[Shit nobody cares about|creatine]].


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To [[troll]] a bodybuilder, tell him his triceps look small. This will send him into a blinding rage. He will try to throw you hella far but will only destroy his monitor before he realizes he can't squish someone in an [[internet]] conversation. Then he will go to the gym to sulk and pump up his triceps. Another sure fire way to [[troll]] a [[Guido|bodybuilder]] is to ask how many cock pushups [[You|he]]/[[Tranny|she]]/[[Lol wut|it]] can do. Since their cocks have been inverted do to massive weightlifting they can do a whole [[Divide by zero|0]]


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[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Female bodybuilders]] are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be.


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== The History of Bodybuilding ==
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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width: 182px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Handless.jpg [[Image:180px-Handless.jpg|How the fuck can I lift weights?! I have no hands!!]]]<div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Handless.jpg [[Image:magnify-clip.png]]]</div>How the fuck can I lift weights?! I have no hands!!</div></div></div><div class="thumb tleft"><div class="thumbinner" style="width: 182px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Misshapenturd.jpg [[Image:180px-Misshapenturd.jpg|Ronnie Coleman has reached his goal to look like a misshapen turd.]]]<div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Misshapenturd.jpg [[Image:magnify-clip.png]]]</div>Ronnie Coleman has reached his goal to look like a misshapen [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Turd turd].</div></div></div><div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width: 182px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:POWERGRANDMA.jpg [[Image:180px-POWERGRANDMA.jpg|Grandmas work out too!]]]<div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:POWERGRANDMA.jpg [[Image:magnify-clip.png]]]</div>Grandmas work out too!</div></div></div><div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width: 182px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Weightlifterprolapse.jpg [[Image:180px-Weightlifterprolapse.jpg|Someone forgot to lift with the knees...]]]<div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Weightlifterprolapse.jpg [[Image:magnify-clip.png]]]</div>Someone forgot to lift with the knees...</div></div></div>
Bodybuilding began [[at least 100 years ago]] when Jesus advised the [[Jew|Jews]] that they should maintain physical strength and fitness in order to properly complete manual activities, such as building concentration camps.  


Competition bodybuilding is done by lifting lots of weights to maximize muscle mass whereas Olympic [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lusers weightliftas] workout to make themselves stronger. '''Bodybuilders''' are very sexy, if you find [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fugly fugly] veins, tiny [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Penis penises], and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Stupid Stupid] to start with, bodybuilders add to their natural [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard retardation] by taking steroids, [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Diabeetus insulin], human growth hormone, diuretics, and synthol though they will vehemently deny it. Yeah, it's all [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cum protein shakes], [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cum egg white] omelets and [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_nobody_cares_about creatine].
It fell into disfavor when people discovered guns but became popular again when [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] proved that determination, hard work, and six-pack glutes can make a person rich and famous despite stupidity and the inability to speak English.


To [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll troll] a bodybuilder, tell him his triceps look small. This will send him into a blinding rage. He will try to throw you hella far but will only destroy his monitor before he realizes he can't squish someone in an [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet internet] conversation. Then he will go to the gym to sulk and pump up his triceps. Another sure fire way to [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll troll] a [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Guido bodybuilder] is to ask how many cock pushups [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/You he]/[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tranny she]/[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lol_wut it] can do. Since their cocks have been inverted do to massive weightlifting they can do a whole [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Divide_by_zero 0]
NEWS FLASH!!! BODYBUILDING IS SATANIC!!!
 
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RHovNgHCFtE  
[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Arnold_Schwarzenegger Female bodybuilders] are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be.
[and this video isnt even sarcastic]  
 
== Web Chat About Bodybuilders ==  
== <span class="mw-headline">The History of Bodybuilding</span> ==
* [http://www.Femphysiques.co Pr0n of bodybuilding grandmas. WARNING:Clicking this link might make your eyes asplode.]  
 
* [http://forums.gamedaily.com/lofiversion/index.php?t87552-200.html GameDaily Community Forum: Why I Think Drinking Is Bad]  
<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width: 182px">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:GodRoids.jpg [[Image:180px-GodRoids.jpg|The very first winner of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic]]]<div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify">[http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:GodRoids.jpg [[Image:magnify-clip.png]]]</div>The very first winner of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic</div></div></div>
** "God, all bodybuilders are [[Retard|retards]], and a danger to not only themselves but to society as well. Get that muscle gained through artificial means off their bodies and the world will be a better place, I say! [...] And after we get rid of the buff people, we'll kill the [[fat]] people and use their oil-laden bodies to feed the starving children in [[Africa]], who by the way, WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN STARVING if those self-absorbed egocentric selfish bodybuilders hadn't been wasting all of those calories! Viva la [[Mainstream|normality]]!" --Bolt
 
* [http://www.t-nation.com/findArticle.do?article=05-atomicdog-010 Testosterone Nation Forum]  
Bodybuilding began [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/At_least_100_years_ago at least 100 years ago] when Jesus advised the [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jew Jews] that they should maintain physical strength and fitness in order to properly complete manual activities, such as building concentration camps.
 
It fell into disfavor when people discovered guns but became popular again when [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Arnold_Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger] proved that determination, hard work, and six-pack glutes can make a person rich and famous despite stupidity and the inability to speak English.
 
NEWS FLASH!!! BODYBUILDING IS SATANIC!!! [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RHovNgHCFtE http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RHovNgHCFtE] [and this video isnt even sarcastic]
 
== <span class="mw-headline">Web Chat About Bodybuilders</span> ==
 
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://www.femphysiques.com/ Pr0n of bodybuilding grandmas. WARNING:Clicking this link might make your eyes asplode.]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://forums.gamedaily.com/lofiversion/index.php?t87552-200.html GameDaily Community Forum: Why I Think Drinking Is Bad]
** "God, all bodybuilders are [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard retards], and a danger to not only themselves but to society as well. Get that muscle gained through artificial means off their bodies and the world will be a better place, I say! [...] And after we get rid of the buff people, we'll kill the [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat fat] people and use their oil-laden bodies to feed the starving children in [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Africa Africa], who by the way, WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN STARVING if those self-absorbed egocentric selfish bodybuilders hadn't been wasting all of those calories! Viva la [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mainstream normality]<nowiki>!" --Bolt </nowiki>
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://www.t-nation.com/findArticle.do?article=05-atomicdog-010 Testosterone Nation Forum]
** "I just think Shugart takes a much bigger swipe at the fatter guys than the skinnier guys. It seems like he's saying 'Fuck you, you 350lb tub of lard! You should be 9% bodyfat!!! Shame on you!!!'" --RIT Jared
** "I just think Shugart takes a much bigger swipe at the fatter guys than the skinnier guys. It seems like he's saying 'Fuck you, you 350lb tub of lard! You should be 9% bodyfat!!! Shame on you!!!'" --RIT Jared
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?t=573&page=4 Wanna Be Big Bodybuilding -- What Separates Us From Them]
* [http://www.wannabebigforums.com/showthread.php?t=573&amp;page=4" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Wanna Be Big Bodybuilding -- What Separates Us From Them]]
** "Im an athelete, not a bodybuilder, and the number one irritating comment I hear is 'You are so lucky to be so slim!'. I tell my friends that the hardest excercise I do every day is the one where I knock the stuffing out of the big [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat fat], lazy, chocolate eating, [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tv tv] watching, [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asswipe asswipe] that lives deep inside of me."
** "Im an athelete, not a bodybuilder, and the number one irritating comment I hear is 'You are so lucky to be so slim!'. I tell my friends that the hardest excercise I do every day is the one where I knock the stuffing out of the big [[fat]], lazy, chocolate eating, [[tv]] watching, [[asswipe]] that lives deep inside of me."
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://ezinearticles.com/?id=138050 Roid Gut the End of the Aesthetic Physique]
* [http://ezinearticles.com/?id=138050 Roid Gut the End of the Aesthetic Physique]
** "In mid 80's, Human Growth Hormone (HGH) and Insulin became popular drugs with professional bodybuilders. The net result, with these top level competitors, is the "Roid Gut". Now days, we have bodybuilders sporting a 40-46" waists. I am guessing, of course, since no competitor would dare share the mammoth size of their waistlines."
** "In mid 80's, Human Growth Hormone (HGH) and Insulin became popular drugs with professional bodybuilders. The net result, with these top level competitors, is the "Roid Gut". Now days, we have bodybuilders sporting a 40-46" waists. I am guessing, of course, since no competitor would dare share the mammoth size of their waistlines."


== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==
== See Also ==  
 
* [[Dick Neck]]  
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dick_Neck Dick Neck]
* [[I'm 18, do i have potential??]]  
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I2C_do_i_have_potential3F I'm 18, do i have potential??]
* [[Jock]]  
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jock Jock]
* [[Pro-ana]]  
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pro-ana Pro-ana]
* [[Hacker on steroids]]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hacker_on_steroids Hacker on steroids]
* [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]  
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Arnold_Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger]
 
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Add pixplzkthnx to Body dysmorphic disorder
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How the fuck can I lift weights?! I have no hands!!
Ronnie Coleman has reached his goal to look like a misshapen turd.
Grandmas work out too!
Someone forgot to lift with the knees...

Competition bodybuilding is done by lifting lots of weights to maximize muscle mass whereas Olympic weightliftas workout to make themselves stronger. Bodybuilders are very sexy, if you find fugly veins, tiny penises, and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. Stupid to start with, bodybuilders add to their natural retardation by taking steroids, insulin, human growth hormone, diuretics, and synthol though they will vehemently deny it. Yeah, it's all protein shakes, egg white omelets and creatine.

To troll a bodybuilder, tell him his triceps look small. This will send him into a blinding rage. He will try to throw you hella far but will only destroy his monitor before he realizes he can't squish someone in an internet conversation. Then he will go to the gym to sulk and pump up his triceps. Another sure fire way to troll a bodybuilder is to ask how many cock pushups he/she/it can do. Since their cocks have been inverted do to massive weightlifting they can do a whole 0

Female bodybuilders are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be.

The History of Bodybuilding

The very first winner of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic

Bodybuilding began at least 100 years ago when Jesus advised the Jews that they should maintain physical strength and fitness in order to properly complete manual activities, such as building concentration camps.

It fell into disfavor when people discovered guns but became popular again when Arnold Schwarzenegger proved that determination, hard work, and six-pack glutes can make a person rich and famous despite stupidity and the inability to speak English.

NEWS FLASH!!! BODYBUILDING IS SATANIC!!! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RHovNgHCFtE [and this video isnt even sarcastic]

Web Chat About Bodybuilders

  • Pr0n of bodybuilding grandmas. WARNING:Clicking this link might make your eyes asplode.
  • GameDaily Community Forum: Why I Think Drinking Is Bad
    • "God, all bodybuilders are retards, and a danger to not only themselves but to society as well. Get that muscle gained through artificial means off their bodies and the world will be a better place, I say! [...] And after we get rid of the buff people, we'll kill the fat people and use their oil-laden bodies to feed the starving children in Africa, who by the way, WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN STARVING if those self-absorbed egocentric selfish bodybuilders hadn't been wasting all of those calories! Viva la normality!" --Bolt
  • Testosterone Nation Forum
    • "I just think Shugart takes a much bigger swipe at the fatter guys than the skinnier guys. It seems like he's saying 'Fuck you, you 350lb tub of lard! You should be 9% bodyfat!!! Shame on you!!!'" --RIT Jared
  • " rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Wanna Be Big Bodybuilding -- What Separates Us From Them]
    • "Im an athelete, not a bodybuilder, and the number one irritating comment I hear is 'You are so lucky to be so slim!'. I tell my friends that the hardest excercise I do every day is the one where I knock the stuffing out of the big fat, lazy, chocolate eating, tv watching, asswipe that lives deep inside of me."
  • Roid Gut the End of the Aesthetic Physique
    • "In mid 80's, Human Growth Hormone (HGH) and Insulin became popular drugs with professional bodybuilders. The net result, with these top level competitors, is the "Roid Gut". Now days, we have bodybuilders sporting a 40-46" waists. I am guessing, of course, since no competitor would dare share the mammoth size of their waistlines."

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Mental illness & Disorders

AcrotomophiliaAddictionAgoraphobiaAlcoholismAlexis Pilkington SyndromeAlzheimer'sAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAnxietyADDADHDAsperger's SyndromeAutismBimboficationBipolarBorderline personality disorderBug ChasingBulimiaCognitive dissonanceDeep thinkerDepressionDick ImpalementDown's SyndromeDyslexiaEating disorderFactitious disorderFake SchizophreniaFauxlimiaFeminismGender dysphoriaGirl on the Internet SyndromeHeterophobiaHero ComplexHFAHistrionic Personality DisorderHutchence's SyndromeHyperbolimiaInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanityLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberalismLow Self-esteem'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive Compulsive DisorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyPyromaniaRetardationSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSelf-diagnosisSelf InjurySexsomniaSickfuckerySociopathySocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeTerminological percipience disorderTrolling Induced Transsexuality SyndromeTulpaUnrealistic expectationsVictim complex

Fetishes:

AcrotomophiliaAquaphiliaArborphiliaAudiophiliaAutogynephiliaBalloon FetishBestialityCarmen Electra complexCross DressingDollfiliaEmetophiliaEmosexualityEproctophiliaFatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • FetishismFoot FetishFurniture PornFurrismGoo girlGuroHeterophiliaHomophiliaInflation FetishJapanophiliaJungle FeverLesbian pedophiliaLotion PlayMacrophiliaMaiesiophiliaMechanophiliaMpregNecrophiliaObjectophiliaOedipial ComplexParaphiliaPedophiliaPlushophiliaPregnant LoliPregnophiliaQuicksand FetishRangerphiliaSpectrophiliaStatuephiliaTrichophiliaVoraphiliaWet and Messy FetishismWetlookXenophiliaYellow feverZoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQIRC DiseaseImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet poverty delusionsInternet RehabInternet troll personality disorderMega ultra super geniusNerdy Fandom Gateway TheorySex by associationLulz-BlindnessWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram ExperimentScientologyStanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top SecretB/Bodies Under SiegeCYOCChatrouletteDefense Industries OrganizationDeekerFoolQuest.comInkBunnyNeuticles.comPsyke.orgWarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamsDSMElan SchoolEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyMary BellPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning

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Diseases:

AIDSCancerCoronavirusDiabeetusDwarfismMonkeypoxErectile dysfunctionFetal Alcohol SyndromeFibromyalgiaGenital HerpesGRIDSObesityParkinson's DiseaseSexually Transmitted DiseasesSwine Flu

Disorders:

AgoraphobiaAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAsperger's SyndromeAttention deficit hyperactivity disorderBipolar disorderBody dysmorphic disorderBorderline personality disorderBug ChasersCarmen Electra complexChristianityChronic Troll SyndromeDepressionDyslexiaEating disordersEbola virusEpilepsyFauxlimiaGender dysphoriaHistrionic personality disorderHeterophiliaHomophiliaInconsistent personality disorderInsanityMental retardationMultiple personality disorderNarcissistic personality disorderObsessive-compulsive disorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderParaphiliasPost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPrader-Willi SyndromePsychopathyPyromaniaSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeVictim complex

Internet Diseases and Disorders:

Internet disease (see also Internet Disease Chart) • Internet troll personality disorderThe Cancer That Is Killing /b/The GRIDS that is killing ED