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Body dysmorphic disorder

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How the fuck can I lift weights?! I have no hands!!
Ronnie Coleman has reached his goal to look like a misshapen turd.
Grandmas work out too!
Someone forgot to lift with the knees...

Competition bodybuilding is done by lifting lots of weights to maximize muscle mass whereas Olympic weightliftas workout to make themselves stronger. Bodybuilders are very sexy, if you find fugly veins, tiny penises, and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. Stupid to start with, bodybuilders add to their natural retardation by taking steroids, insulin, human growth hormone, diuretics, and synthol though they will vehemently deny it. Yeah, it's all protein shakes, egg white omelets and creatine.

To troll a bodybuilder, tell him his triceps look small. This will send him into a blinding rage. He will try to throw you hella far but will only destroy his monitor before he realizes he can't squish someone in an internet conversation. Then he will go to the gym to sulk and pump up his triceps. Another sure fire way to troll a bodybuilder is to ask how many cock pushups he/she/it can do. Since their cocks have been inverted do to massive weightlifting they can do a whole 0

Female bodybuilders are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be.

The History of Bodybuilding

The very first winner of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic

Bodybuilding began at least 100 years ago when Jesus advised the Jews that they should maintain physical strength and fitness in order to properly complete manual activities, such as building concentration camps.

It fell into disfavor when people discovered guns but became popular again when Arnold Schwarzenegger proved that determination, hard work, and six-pack glutes can make a person rich and famous despite stupidity and the inability to speak English.

NEWS FLASH!!! BODYBUILDING IS SATANIC!!! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RHovNgHCFtE [and this video isnt even sarcastic]

Web Chat About Bodybuilders

  • Pr0n of bodybuilding grandmas. WARNING:Clicking this link might make your eyes asplode.
  • GameDaily Community Forum: Why I Think Drinking Is Bad
    • "God, all bodybuilders are retards, and a danger to not only themselves but to society as well. Get that muscle gained through artificial means off their bodies and the world will be a better place, I say! [...] And after we get rid of the buff people, we'll kill the fat people and use their oil-laden bodies to feed the starving children in Africa, who by the way, WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN STARVING if those self-absorbed egocentric selfish bodybuilders hadn't been wasting all of those calories! Viva la normality!" --Bolt
  • Testosterone Nation Forum
    • "I just think Shugart takes a much bigger swipe at the fatter guys than the skinnier guys. It seems like he's saying 'Fuck you, you 350lb tub of lard! You should be 9% bodyfat!!! Shame on you!!!'" --RIT Jared
  • " rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Wanna Be Big Bodybuilding -- What Separates Us From Them]
    • "Im an athelete, not a bodybuilder, and the number one irritating comment I hear is 'You are so lucky to be so slim!'. I tell my friends that the hardest excercise I do every day is the one where I knock the stuffing out of the big fat, lazy, chocolate eating, tv watching, asswipe that lives deep inside of me."
  • Roid Gut the End of the Aesthetic Physique
    • "In mid 80's, Human Growth Hormone (HGH) and Insulin became popular drugs with professional bodybuilders. The net result, with these top level competitors, is the "Roid Gut". Now days, we have bodybuilders sporting a 40-46" waists. I am guessing, of course, since no competitor would dare share the mammoth size of their waistlines."

See Also

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Body dysmorphic disorder is part of a series on Psychology
Mental illness & Disorders

Acrotomophilia • Addiction • Agoraphobia • Alcoholism • Alexis Pilkington Syndrome • Alzheimer's • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Anxiety • ADD • ADHD • Asperger's Syndrome • Autism • Bimbofication • Bipolar • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasing • Bulimia • Cognitive dissonance • Deep thinker • Depression • Dick Impalement • Down's Syndrome • Dyslexia • Eating disorder • Factitious disorder • Fake Schizophrenia • Fauxlimia • Feminism • Gender dysphoria • Girl on the Internet Syndrome • Heterophobia • Hero Complex • HFA • Histrionic Personality Disorder • Hutchence's Syndrome • Hyperbolimia • Inadequacy • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberalism • Low Self-esteem • 'Missing White Woman' Syndrome • Multiple personality disorder • Napoleon Complex • Narcissistic personality disorder • Neurotypical • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Peter Pan Syndrome • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Retardation • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Self-diagnosis • Self Injury • Sexsomnia • Sickfuckery • Sociopathy • Social anxiety disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Terminological percipience disorder • Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome • Tulpa • Unrealistic expectations • Victim complex

Fetishes:

Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Autogynephilia • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Emetophilia • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushophilia • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphilia • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Voraphilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Zoophilia

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • ETD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • Scientology • Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top Secret • B/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning

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Body dysmorphic disorder is part of a series on Diseases and Disorders
Diseases:

AIDS • Cancer • Coronavirus • Diabeetus • Dwarfism • Monkeypox • Erectile dysfunction • Fetal Alcohol Syndrome • Fibromyalgia • Genital Herpes • GRIDS • Obesity • Parkinson's Disease • Sexually Transmitted Diseases • Swine Flu

Disorders:

Agoraphobia • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Asperger's Syndrome • Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder • Bipolar disorder • Body dysmorphic disorder • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasers • Carmen Electra complex • Christianity • Chronic Troll Syndrome • Depression • Dyslexia • Eating disorders • Ebola virus • Epilepsy • Fauxlimia • Gender dysphoria • Histrionic personality disorder • Heterophilia • Homophilia • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Mental retardation • Multiple personality disorder • Narcissistic personality disorder • Obsessive-compulsive disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Paraphilias • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Prader-Willi Syndrome • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Victim complex

Internet Diseases and Disorders:

Internet disease (see also Internet Disease Chart) • Internet troll personality disorder • The Cancer That Is Killing /b/ • The GRIDS that is killing ED

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