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	“	There I was, minding my business, doing foxy things in a foxy forest with all the other foxes, when a human tried to have sex with me!	„
	—Actual female inbred fox, understandably traumatized by her almost close encounter with a furry.

Foxes are a large ginger variety of rat popular as a fursona among those within the furry community. Contrary to what furfags would have you believe, foxes are not the elegant, beautiful, noble, clever animals that furries wish they were, but are in fact, mangy, vicious, often inbred, opportunistic cowards. They will kill every chicken in a henhouse just because they can and, if they ever had the chance, would eat your fucking babies.

Like the furries who so admire them, foxes stink to high heaven, carry all manner of diseases, probably demonic, spray urinal and fecal matter on each others faces, and make hideous noises when mating that sounds, disturbingly similar to a woman being raped.

In an ideal world, foxes would, like Jews, all be killed on sight, but because of furries, hippies and people who live in cities and who have only ever seen a fox in a Beatrix Potter book (PROTIP: Real foxes do not wear waistcoats and monocles and speak in effete upper class English accents!), they can now no longer be hunted and are free to roam, breed, then breed again with their own offspring, then breed again with their offspring's mutated, inbred spawn and fuck up the ecosystems in which they live.

How to kill

1. Shoot them with a .22lr rifle, and do the world a favour

Gallery

A real fox reacts to the internet.
A real fox reading this very article.
A fox camwhoring.
FAIL
Fox fan art
"Fox"
Fox News

Fox might also can refer to

A foxy lady.
Bikerfox, an e-celebrity.
Fox News, the Americunt arm of Rupert Murdoch's propaganda machine.
Foxconn, Where iPads are built with abusive labor practices.
Foxy Bingo, who sponsors Jeremy Kyle, also the work of closet furfags.
Firefox, a better web browser than Internet Explorer.
Furries, who often style themselves as foxes.
Fursecution Fox, created by Taurin Fox
John Field, h4xor
Michael J Fox, related to the Because of Parkinson's meme.
Pedofox, a friend of Pedobear.
Penis-Nosed Fox, a shitty attempt at a meme.
Rita A forced meme with popularity on par with Boxxy.
Tails, from Sonic the Hedgehog, who is often favored by pedo furniggers.
Star Fox

Fox is part of a series on Bad things that happen to animals	Basic Concepts [-+] Animal Abuse • Bestiality • Furry • Hunting • Taxidermy Meet the Menagerie: Badgers • Bats • Bears • Bees • Birds • Bunnies • California Pet Laws 1/1/19 • Cats • Chickens • Chihuahuas • Cows • Crabs • Crows • Dinosaurs • Dogs • Ducks • Eagles • Fish • Foxes • Frogs • Giant Isopods • Octopuses • Pandas • Parakeets • Parrots • Penguins • Pigs • Rats • Sharks • Sheep • Snakes • Spiders • Turtles • Walruse • Wolves
	Victims [-+] Adrian Pomorski • Arrow Cats • Bincat • Bonsai Kitten • Chase 'No Face' • Chevy the Therapy Dog • Harambe • Internet Mascot Heaven • Japanese Bug Fights • Koda The Dog • Monkids • "Mudkips" the cat • Mutant Cats • NEDM • Omarosa • Orvillecopter • Painted Cats • Pebbles the Emotional-Support Hamster • Scared Monkey • Sombra The Drug Sniffing Dog • Staredog • Subservient Chicken • Zippocat
	Opposing Concepts and Causes [-+] Animal Liberation Front • Camille Marino • Carlos Sousa Jr • Dave Warwak • Death Cat • PETA • Steve Irwin • Travis the Killer Chimp • Vegetarian
	BestiLOLity in Action [-+] Alyssa Rosales • Bubblegum Husky • Charles-wolfman • Chibiabos • Cory Williamson • Crusadercat • Dalavesta • Dalhusky • Darkhorseman • Dracoguard • Ebon Lupus • Esachasa • Joel Monaghan • Jonathan Niehaus • John Sakars • Kero The Wolf • Marry Your Pet • Mr. Hands • Neuticles.com • Poeticirony • Sarah Butts • ShadoWolffess • Skylos • Snover • Steven Bonnell II • The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch • Tigersclaw • Whitney Wisconsin • WolfJLupus • Zetaforum •
	Why We Don't Have Nice Things [-+] Alisa Kuzmenko • Belen Aldecosea • Camrose Cat Killers • Cheyenne Cherry • City glitter • David Motari • Duck Dynasty • Igor Suprunyuck • Isabella Loretta Janke • Kenny Glenn • Kimberleigh Ann Keister • LinktheWolf • Lowti3rgod • Luka Magnotta • Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola • Melissa Bachman • Monkey hate community • Nikki Joly • Peluchin Entertainment • Michael Vick, a.k.a. Ron Mexico • Randi Harper • Sasuke • Steve Stephens • Tinkebell • Tyler Weinman • Wang Jeu • Zeriara •

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-[[File:foxreaction.jpg|thumb|A real fox reacts to the internet.]]
+[[File:Baby fox.jpg|thumb|[[Baby Fuck|IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT]]]]
+[[File:All the vileness and corruption spilling from a fox.gif|thumb|Here we see a fox in repose. See all the vileness and corruption spilling from it.]]
+{{Quote|There I was, minding my business, doing foxy things in a foxy forest with all the other foxes, when a human tried to have sex with me!|Actual female [[incest|inbred]] fox, understandably traumatized by her almost close encounter with a [[furfag|furry]].}}
-'''Foxes''' are a large [[ginger]] variety of rat, popular as a [[fursona]] among those within the [[furry]] community for whom wolves are a bit too butch.
+'''Foxes''' are a large [[ginger]] variety of [[rat]] popular as a [[fursona]] among those within the [[furry]] community. Contrary to what [[furfags]] would have you believe, foxes are not the elegant, beautiful, noble, clever animals that furries wish they were, but are in fact, mangy, vicious, often [[incest|inbred]], opportunistic cowards. They will kill every [[KFC|chicken]] in a henhouse [[for the lulz|just because they can]] and, if they ever had the chance, would [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10251349 eat your fucking babies].
-Contrary to what [[furfags]] [[lie|would have you believe]], foxes are not the elegant, beautiful, noble, clever animals that furries wish they were, [[hippie|who only take what they need to survive]], but are in fact, mangy, vicious, opportunistic cowards who will kill every fucking [[KFC|chicken]] in a henhouse [[for the lulz|just because they can]] and, if they ever had the chance, would [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10251349 eat your fucking babies]. Like the furries who [[fap|so admire]] them, foxes stink to high heaven, carry all manner of [[STDs|diseases]] and make [[yiff|hideous noises]] when mating that sounds, to an untrained ear, disturbingly similar to a woman being [[raped]].
+Like the furries who [[fap|so admire]] them, foxes stink to high heaven, carry all manner of [[STDs|diseases]], probably demonic, spray urinal and fecal matter on each others faces, and make [[yiff|hideous noises]] when mating that sounds, disturbingly similar to a woman being [[raped]].
 In an ideal world, foxes would, like [[Jews]], [[holocaust|all be killed on sight]], but because of [[furries]], [[hippies]] and [[faggots|people who live in cities and who have only ever seen a fox in a Beatrix Potter book]] (PROTIP: Real foxes do not wear waistcoats and monocles and speak in effete upper class [[English]] accents!), they can now no longer be [[pwned|hunted]] and are free to roam, [[sex|breed]], [[incest|then breed again with their own offspring]], [[Fritzl|then breed again with their offspring's mutated, inbred spawn]] and fuck up the ecosystems in which they live.
-'''Fox''' might also can refer to:
+== How to kill ==
-#[[Michael J Fox]], related to the '''Because of Parkinson's''' meme.
+. Shoot them with a .22lr rifle, and do the world a favour
+==Gallery==
+<center><gallery perrow="4">
+File:foxreaction.jpg|A real fox reacts to the internet.
+File:Fox laptop.jpg|A real fox reading this very article.
+File:Camwhore Fox.jpg|A fox [[camwhore|camwhoring]].
+File:Animals - Captions - Just Some Bunny.jpg
+File:Fox tailwag.gif
+File:Baby fennec.gif
+File:FoxFail.jpg|FAIL
+File:FoxBoys.jpg|Fox fan art
+File:Fox3.jpg
+File:Fox-fag.jpg|[[John Field|"Fox"]]
+File:Fox1.jpg|[[Faux|Fox]] [[Old Media|News]]
+File:Firefox - Astolpho Comic.jpg
+</gallery></center>
+==Fox might also can refer to==
+#A [[hawt|foxy lady]].
+#[[Bikerfox]], an e-celebrity.
 #[[Fox News]], the [[Americunt]] arm of [[Rupert Murdoch]]'s propaganda machine.
-#[[Pedofox]], a friend of [[Pedobear]].
+#[[Foxconn]], Where iPads are built with abusive labor practices.
+#Foxy Bingo, who sponsors [[Jeremy Kyle]], also the work of closet furfags.
 #[[Firefox]], a better web browser than [[Internet Explorer]].
-#[[Bikerfox]], an e-celebrity.
-#[[Penis-Nosed Fox]], a shitty attempt at a meme.
-#[[Tails]], from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', who is often favored by...
 #[[Furries]], who often style themselves as foxes.
-#Foxy Bingo, who sponsors [[Jeremy Kyle]], also the work of closet furfags.
-#A [[hawt|foxy lady]].
 #[[Fursecution Fox]], created by [[Taurin Fox]]
+#[[John Field]], h4xor
+#[[Michael J Fox]], related to the '''Because of Parkinson's''' meme.
+#[[Pedofox]], a friend of [[Pedobear]].
+#[[Penis-Nosed Fox]], a shitty attempt at a meme.
+#[[Rita]] A forced meme with popularity on par with [[Boxxy]].
+#[[Tails]], from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', who is often favored by pedo furniggers.
 #[[Star Fox]]
-#[[Rita]] A forced meme with popularity on par with [[Boxxy]].
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