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'''Crab''' might refer to:
'''Crabs''' are fucking [[awesome]] members of the crustacean family, distinguished by their large pincers, [[thick skin|hard, protective shells]] and [[haters gonna hate|distinctive sideways gait]]. They are not to be confused with those [[faggots]], lobsters and crayfish, as unlike those queers, crabs do not have tails.
 
'''Crab''' might also refer to:


#[[Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover]] - the best damn [[Nintendo DS]] game evar.
#[[Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover]] - the best damn [[Nintendo DS]] game evar.
#[[Crabchan]] - a very obliging [[camwhore]]. She even [[put shoe on head]].
#[[Crabchan]] - a very obliging [[camwhore]]. She even [[put shoe on head]].
#[[Giant Enemy Crabs]] - Enormous decapodian menaces that roamed [[Japan]] until the fuedal era, until they were driven to extinction by the samurai who struck their [[testicles|weak points]] for [[massive damage]].
#[[Giant Enemy Crabs]] - Enormous decapodian menaces that roamed [[Japan]] until the fuedal era, until they were driven to extinction by the samurai who struck their [[testicles|weak points]] for [[massive damage]].
#[[Club Penguin#Slang|Crab]] - Those cool kids over at Club Penguin use the word 'crab' as slang for the word '[[crap]]' because [[swearing]] [[banhammer|is not allowed]].
#[[Trolls Trolling Trolls|Crabs in a bucket]] - Sometimes referred to as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality crab mentality], 'crabs in a bucket' is a method of thinking best described by the phrase, "If I can't have it, neither can you." Not to be confused with [[Tony Eveready|dogs in a bathtub]].
#[[April Winchell|Crab Hammering Puritanical Dickbags]] - People from [[Boston]]. All of them.
#[[Mr. Krabs]] - SpongeBob's [[Jew]] boss.
#[[Crabcore]] - Some gay [[emo]] shit.
#[[Crabcore]] - Some gay [[emo]] shit.
#[[Crabs]] - An [[STD]]
#[[Chris-chan/ED Christory#April 2009|Crass and Champ]] - Two pet hermit crabs owned by Chris-chan's gal-pal, [[Chris-chan/People#Ivy|Ivy]].
#[[Pikaman#Challengers|Crab Link]] - One of [[Pikaman]]'s pals, also known as 'Meta Link' or 'Crink'.
#[[Crabs]] - An [[STD]]. Nasty little buggers that live in your pubes and make you itch.
#[[Pedophiles]] - Who genetically have more in common with crabs than they do with you and me.


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Deal_with_it_crab.gif|The fuck you lookin' at?
File:Deal_with_it_crab.gif|The fuck you lookin' at?
File:Crab jap.gif
File:Crab jap.gif
File:His Claws Are Menacing.jpg|Crabs are unsuited to providing handjobs.
File:Crab and dog.gif
File:Crab and dog.gif
File:Crab.gif
File:Crab.gif|Included with the ClusterBomb template.
File:Kingler.gif|There are even crab [[Pokémon]].
File:STD_-_I_Got_Crabs.jpg
File:Crab_&_Cocain_-_Feeling_It.jpg
File:Crab_battle_warning_sheet.jpg
File:Horseshoe Crab Animated.gif
File:No offenc crab.png
File:Disagree.jpg
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>
== Video ==
<center><youtube>Wv14vZx6jvU</youtube></center>
==See Also==
*[[Cephalopods]]
*[[Giant Isopod|Giant Isopods]]
*[[Spiders]]
*[[Camel spider|Camel spiders]]
*[[Giant Enemy Crabs]]
*[[BREADCRAB]]
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[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Animals]]

Latest revision as of 02:31, 15 January 2022

Crabs are fucking awesome members of the crustacean family, distinguished by their large pincers, hard, protective shells and distinctive sideways gait. They are not to be confused with those faggots, lobsters and crayfish, as unlike those queers, crabs do not have tails.

Crab might also refer to:

  1. Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover - the best damn Nintendo DS game evar.
  2. Crabchan - a very obliging camwhore. She even put shoe on head.
  3. Giant Enemy Crabs - Enormous decapodian menaces that roamed Japan until the fuedal era, until they were driven to extinction by the samurai who struck their weak points for massive damage.
  4. Crab - Those cool kids over at Club Penguin use the word 'crab' as slang for the word 'crap' because swearing is not allowed.
  5. Crabs in a bucket - Sometimes referred to as crab mentality, 'crabs in a bucket' is a method of thinking best described by the phrase, "If I can't have it, neither can you." Not to be confused with dogs in a bathtub.
  6. Crab Hammering Puritanical Dickbags - People from Boston. All of them.
  7. Mr. Krabs - SpongeBob's Jew boss.
  8. Crabcore - Some gay emo shit.
  9. Crass and Champ - Two pet hermit crabs owned by Chris-chan's gal-pal, Ivy.
  10. Crab Link - One of Pikaman's pals, also known as 'Meta Link' or 'Crink'.
  11. Crabs - An STD. Nasty little buggers that live in your pubes and make you itch.
  12. Pedophiles - Who genetically have more in common with crabs than they do with you and me.

Gallery

  • The fuck you lookin' at?
    The fuck you lookin' at?
  • Crabs are unsuited to providing handjobs.
    Crabs are unsuited to providing handjobs.
  • Included with the ClusterBomb template.
    Included with the ClusterBomb template.
  • There are even crab Pokémon.
    There are even crab Pokémon.

Video

See Also


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