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[[File:CharlesZiese.jpg|200px|thumb|right|USA, USA, USA!]] | [[File:CharlesZiese.jpg|200px|thumb|right|USA, USA, USA!]] | ||
'''Charles Ziese''' is an overweight, greasy tranny, and [[Manchild|Sonic the Hedgehog world champion]], who gained lulzy notoriety in early 2015, after he was successfully [[Dox| | '''Charles Ziese'''{{trans}} is an overweight, greasy tranny, and [[Manchild|Sonic the Hedgehog world champion]], who gained lulzy notoriety in early 2015, after he was successfully [[Dox|doxed]] as a Janitor on 4chan's [[Pokemon|Pokémon]]-themed board, /vp/. He also failed on three separate occasions to become [[an hero]]. | ||
==Sonic== | ==Sonic== | ||
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[[File:ZieseSonic.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Blue streak, speeds by...]] | [[File:ZieseSonic.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Blue streak, speeds by...]] | ||
Ziese, despite being a Janitor for a Pokémon board, is a fan of something that's an even bigger autism magnet: Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes, as is the case for some of the | Ziese, despite being a Janitor for a Pokémon board, is a fan of something that's an even bigger autism magnet: Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes, as is the case for some of the Internet's most notorious [[Chris-chan|losers]], Ziese finds himself obsessed with Sonic's blue arms. When he's not watching the television shows, playing the mediocre games and posting about Sonic [http://board.sonicstadium.org/user/5173-volphied just] [http://sonicrevolution.sonicinvasion.org/forums/index.php?/user/130-key-dark-star-ganon/ about] [http://board.sonicstadium.org/topic/15026-volphieds-video-game-run-requests/ everywhere], he spends his time making sure /vp/ stays free of anything that would make a blue hair clutch her pearls. | ||
Ziese's first game ever was Sonic | Ziese's first game ever was ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2'', and he later received the Sonic Mega Collection for his Christmas GameCube. Ziese decided that he was too [[Fat|slow]] to break any speed records himself, so he says he would break them through his childhood hero of Sonic. After much repetition, Ziese earned himself a mention in the 2012 Gamer's Edition of the Guinness World Records. It remains the apex of his life. | ||
==4chan and Asperger's== | ==4chan and Asperger's== | ||
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As detailed in a depressing [http://www.examiner.com/article/gamer-with-asperger-s-syndrome-finds-solace-high-precision-play 2012 article], Ziese is a proud [[Asperger's Syndrome|aspie]]. Aside from the sad parts about wanting four legs as a child so he could run away faster from the countless kids that picked on him, it reveals how video games helped him cope with the reality of growing up [[Retarded|different]]. | As detailed in a depressing [http://www.examiner.com/article/gamer-with-asperger-s-syndrome-finds-solace-high-precision-play 2012 article], Ziese is a proud [[Asperger's Syndrome|aspie]]. Aside from the sad parts about wanting four legs as a child so he could run away faster from the countless kids that picked on him, it reveals how video games helped him cope with the reality of growing up [[Retarded|different]]. | ||
On January 27, 2015, Ziese was outed as a Janitor on /vp/. The [http://pastebin.com/Ft147byX Pastebin] linked to | On January 27, 2015, Ziese was outed as a Janitor on /vp/. The [http://pastebin.com/Ft147byX Pastebin] linked to many of his accounts on weirdo Sonic fansites, fanfictions and Twitter and other social media accounts. The 20-something manchild promptly dropped his Hot Pocket and made a desperate bid to hide information, but nothing disappears from the Internet. While being revealed as an autist is understandably disheartening, no one is surprised, as only someone with such an affliction could spend hours deleting posts and images related to Pokémon, day after day, for years, for free. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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| The public will likely get on my tail for it, but just so you guys know, I am planning on writing a scenario with some X-Men and Revolutionary Girl Utena influence for a video game story that is essentially going to be taking a stand against the unfair discrimination that asexuals and transgender folk through. I am unsure if I can get more in there, but I will, if possible.| One of the first quotes pulled by Ziese, made on a forum in January 2015 | | The public will likely get on my tail for it, but just so you guys know, I am planning on writing a scenario with some X-Men and Revolutionary Girl Utena influence for a video game story that is essentially going to be taking a stand against the unfair discrimination that asexuals and transgender folk through. I am unsure if I can get more in there, but I will, if possible.| One of the first quotes pulled by Ziese, made on a forum in January 2015 | ||
| Some say that people with Asperger's syndrome are inferior, but here's the thing: I have it, so does the creator of Pokémon.| At last, something related to Pokémon. He must | | Some say that people with Asperger's syndrome are inferior, but here's the thing: I have it, so does the creator of Pokémon.| At last, something related to Pokémon. He must yearn for a Sonic board on 4chan. | ||
| People bullied me, even said that I was an humiliation to my family and the "R word".| Truth hurts. | | People bullied me, even said that I was an humiliation to my family and the "R word".| Truth hurts. | ||
| The excessive bullying partially made me develop a chronic, sometimes physically self-abusive inferiority complex so powerful, that it lead to the point of THREE suicidal periods from being pressured before I completed high school.| Faggot didn't do it. | | The excessive bullying partially made me develop a chronic, sometimes physically self-abusive inferiority complex so powerful, that it lead to the point of THREE suicidal periods from being pressured before I completed high school.| Faggot didn't do it. | ||
| The majority of people don't realize that Asperger's Syndrome has benefits...| Ziese, lying through his teeth. | | The majority of people don't realize that Asperger's Syndrome has benefits...| Ziese, lying through his teeth. | ||
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File:Ziese.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Ladies]]? | File:Ziese.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Ladies]]? | ||
File:ZieseAspie.jpg|More Ziese. | File:ZieseAspie.jpg|More Ziese. | ||
File: | File:CharlesChan.png|The resemblance is uncanny. | ||
File:DABullies.png|Ziese quickly deleted these comments on his DeviantArt page. | File:DABullies.png|Ziese quickly deleted these comments on his DeviantArt page. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:Ziese2.jpg|Even more Ziese. | File:Ziese2.jpg|Even more Ziese. | ||
File:Ziese2012.jpg|Celebrating playing Sonic fast. | |||
File:CharlesinCharge.jpg|Recommended viewing for /vp/. | |||
</gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | </gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | ||
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*[[Chris-chan]] | *[[Chris-chan]] | ||
*[[DeviantArt]] | *[[DeviantArt]] | ||
*[[He does it for free]] | |||
*[[Loser]] | *[[Loser]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Pokémon]] | ||
*[[Sonic]] | *[[Sonic]] | ||
*[[Vp/]] | *[[Vp/]] | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
{{dauser|Volphied|Volphied}} | *{{dauser|Volphied|Volphied}} | ||
{{twitter|ziesecharles|ziesecharles}} | *{{facebook|4ryuguardian|Charles Kennedy Ziese}} | ||
{{ | *{{twitter|ziesecharles|ziesecharles}} | ||
*{{yt|u|Sonicvania|Sonicvania}} | |||
*AIM: omegayonryuzero | *AIM: omegayonryuzero | ||
*[http://myanimelist.net/profile/Volphied MAL] | *[http://myanimelist.net/profile/Volphied MAL] | ||
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{{Social Justice}} | {{Social Justice}} | ||
{{Aspies}} | {{Aspies}} | ||
{{timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] January 30 & 31, [[2015]]|[[Peter Coffin]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Sea-lioning]]}} | |||
[[Category:People|Ziese, Charles]] | [[Category:People|Ziese, Charles]] |
Latest revision as of 06:23, 13 January 2023
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Charles Ziese⚧ is an overweight, greasy tranny, and Sonic the Hedgehog world champion, who gained lulzy notoriety in early 2015, after he was successfully doxed as a Janitor on 4chan's Pokémon-themed board, /vp/. He also failed on three separate occasions to become an hero.
Sonic
—Zeise, on Sonic and his high-functioning autism. |
Ziese, despite being a Janitor for a Pokémon board, is a fan of something that's an even bigger autism magnet: Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes, as is the case for some of the Internet's most notorious losers, Ziese finds himself obsessed with Sonic's blue arms. When he's not watching the television shows, playing the mediocre games and posting about Sonic just about everywhere, he spends his time making sure /vp/ stays free of anything that would make a blue hair clutch her pearls.
Ziese's first game ever was Sonic the Hedgehog 2, and he later received the Sonic Mega Collection for his Christmas GameCube. Ziese decided that he was too slow to break any speed records himself, so he says he would break them through his childhood hero of Sonic. After much repetition, Ziese earned himself a mention in the 2012 Gamer's Edition of the Guinness World Records. It remains the apex of his life.
4chan and Asperger's
As detailed in a depressing 2012 article, Ziese is a proud aspie. Aside from the sad parts about wanting four legs as a child so he could run away faster from the countless kids that picked on him, it reveals how video games helped him cope with the reality of growing up different.
On January 27, 2015, Ziese was outed as a Janitor on /vp/. The Pastebin linked to many of his accounts on weirdo Sonic fansites, fanfictions and Twitter and other social media accounts. The 20-something manchild promptly dropped his Hot Pocket and made a desperate bid to hide information, but nothing disappears from the Internet. While being revealed as an autist is understandably disheartening, no one is surprised, as only someone with such an affliction could spend hours deleting posts and images related to Pokémon, day after day, for years, for free.
Quotes
As was stated in the previous section, Ziese has been deleting quotes and hiding information since his doxxing. So to make sure /vp/ users know who deleted that image of Sylveon's butt, here are some prime choice quotes.
— One of the first quotes pulled by Ziese, made on a forum in January 2015 |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Gallery
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More Ziese.
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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Ziese quickly deleted these comments on his DeviantArt page.
See Also
External Links
- Volphied
- Charles Kennedy Ziese
- ziesecharles
- Sonicvania
- AIM: omegayonryuzero
- MAL
- Personal website
- Steam
Charles Ziese is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |
Charles Ziese is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
Featured article January 30 & 31, 2015 | ||
Preceded by Peter Coffin |
Charles Ziese | Succeeded by Sea-lioning |