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Latest revision as of 05:59, 19 May 2016

GHB, or gamma-hydroxybutyrate is a chemical agent added to industrial cleaners to make them moar poisonous. It is also used as a date rape drug by sexual predators, and by ravers to self-pwn.

Exactly why anyone would be retarded enough to deliberately ingest a drug designed to facilitate their own rape is a subject of intense debate. While some argue that all ravers are secretly (or not so secretly) raging faggots, others feel it is a deep cry for acceptance and validation in an impersonal, shallow world.

	“	Ravers have to drug themselves in order to get touched by members of the opposite sex, be it the EMT or actual rapists.	„
	—User:Wiseblood

GHB in action

[03:40] <@killhamster> mmm ghb
[03:40] <@Penni-piper> lol ghb
[03:41] <@killhamster> just feed me booze, i'll be all yours in no time
[03:44] <@Penni-piper> i was drugged once it was scary
[03:44] <ifw> are you serious
[03:44] <ifw> how doies that even happen
[03:44] <@Penni-piper> but i felt it and made it tomy car
[03:45] <@Penni-piper> i was at a club and some one gave me a shot of tequila
[03:45] <ifw> some rando guy handed you a shopt of tequila and you said hey yes free booze yes
[03:45] <@Penni-piper> and like 5 min later i started feeling really weird
[03:45] <@Penni-piper> we were dancing and talking
[03:45] <@Penni-piper> and it was a group of us
[03:45] <ifw> wow raping girls at bars is easy
[03:46] <@Penni-piper> :o(
[03:46] <ifw> you have inspired me to purchase a large quantity of ghb
[03:46] <ifw> thank you penni
[03:46] <@Penni-piper> i got away
[03:47] * @dlb ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: �)
[03:47] <@Penni-piper> he was acting too nice and i felt too weird
[03:47] <ifw> how nice is too nice
[03:47] <@Penni-piper> he was talking to me like a baby
[03:48] <ifw> please feed me more horrible facts to help me become a rapist.
[03:48] <@Penni-piper> i will not do any such a  thing
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> i think i scared kh off
[03:49] <ifw> -talk nice but not too nice
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> i am just too smart
[03:49] <ifw> -offer random girls drinks with dhb in them
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> find a dumber girl
[03:49] <ifw> ghb
[03:49] <@killhamster> kh is going to bed
[03:49] <ifw> penni
[03:49] <@killhamster> he knows how to rape
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> goodnight kh
[03:49] <ifw> dumb girls are no fun
[03:49] <@Penni-piper> lol
[03:50] <@Penni-piper> they are easy
[03:50] <ifw> they don't come to a full realization of what it means to have been raped
[03:50] <ifw> they are just like 'oh man I am sore today why'
[03:51] <@Penni-piper> really?
[03:51] <ifw> smart girls are more like 'holy... fucking... shit... I have been used, my body is 
         worthless now, I am nothing more than another man's sexual release, and I am too weak to protect myself 
         form this happening again, I am going to curl up in a ball and regret having ever left my house or
         trusted anyone ever'
[03:52] <ifw> which is totally a rapist's win
[03:53] <entropy> I'm glad I can't drink
[03:53] <@Penni-piper> cant?
[03:54] <ifw> entropy has a broken liver
[03:54] <entropy> weak liver
[03:54] <@Penni-piper> thanks now i know how to troll a rapist