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{{breakingnews|[[ | {{an hero}} | ||
{{breakingnews | [[https://twitter.com/search?q=%23cascademallshooting%20suspect%20identified&src=rela The shooter identified as Turk sandnigger Arcan Cetin, in custody!!!]] }} | |||
{{ib|[[File:Sam-hyde.jpg|250px]]}} | {{ib|[[File:Sam-hyde.jpg|250px]]}} | ||
{{Ibhead|<big>'''[[Sam Hyde]]'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''[[Sam Hyde|Samuelito Hydalgo]]'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 5, injured [[Epic Win|0]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even close}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''| | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, in prison}} | ||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
After pulling of several other mass shootings and getting away with it, [[Sam Hyde]] is back again to attempt to reach the High Score. Stationed in [[Seattle]], [[Washington]], Sam has tried to recreate [[Robert Hawkins]]' [[2007]] chimpout in which he killed 8. Sadly, Sam only managed 5 frags, but was able to escape the mall and is currently on the loose - again. It is believed the media, government, and police are covering this up so Sam can escape. They do this because Sam is an agent of the [[NRA|Gun Lobby]] and Military Industrial Complex; after any [[Mass Shooting]], firearms sales absolutely skyrocket, bringing in big bucks for these businesses. If you see anyone looking like Sam Hyde, it is recommended that you conduct a citizen's arrest at once, even by gunpoint if need be. Bring this madman to justice! | After pulling of several other mass shootings and getting away with it, [[Sam Hyde]] is back again to attempt to reach the High Score. Stationed in [[Seattle]], [[Washington]], Sam has tried to recreate [[Robert Hawkins]]' [[2007]] chimpout in which he killed 8. Sadly, Sam only managed 5 frags, but was able to escape the mall and is currently on the loose - again. It is believed the media, government, and police are covering this up so Sam can escape. They do this because Sam is an agent of the [[NRA|Gun Lobby]] and Military Industrial Complex; after any [[Mass Shooting]], firearms sales absolutely skyrocket, bringing in big bucks for these businesses. If you see anyone looking like Sam Hyde, it is recommended that you conduct a citizen's arrest at once, even by gunpoint if need be. Bring this madman to justice! | ||
< | <s>There is also a possibility that he may face the death penalty for his mall chimpout.</s> nvm he committed [[suicide]] on [[an hero]] day no less, by hanging himself in his jail cell- the 14th fatality in that facility since 2010. | ||
== Videos == | == Videos == | ||
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|<youtube> | |[[File:CascadeMall.mp4|700px]] <br> <center>'''Sick-ass gameplay'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>s1Vsy-cjW6Y</youtube> <br> <center>'''Arcan in court in 2017 (he appears at 5:33)'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>lf0FarD5PMs</youtube> <br> <center>'''Arcan in court for the first time on camera (He appears at 8:07)'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>FpTctzrJ9hQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''A shit ton of information about the shooting'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>vxNSS6nWVTA</youtube> <br> <center>'''sick ass gameplay footage (2:04 - 2:13 is when it gets crunk as fuck)'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>t8qFroMQnJU</youtube> <br> <center>'''Arcan showing off his shit in skyrim'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>TRcexgQOPn4</youtube> <br> <center>'''More skyrim shit'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>urkRUlqYUOc</youtube> <br> <center>'''Arcan telling people how to do some glitch'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>5NyUIOECu28</youtube> <br> <center>'''Arcan's Parents and their Thoughts'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>s5ufLdsIoGc</youtube> <br> <center>'''Arcan playing MW3'''</center> | |||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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File: | File:Samshotoerrr.jpg | ||
File: | File:Cascademall001.jpg | ||
File: | File:Cascademall002.jpg | ||
File: | File:Cascademall003.jpg | ||
</gallery> | File:Cascademall004.jpg | ||
File:Cascademall005.png | |||
</ | File:Cascademall006.png | ||
File:Cascademall007.jpg | |||
File:Cascademalll01.jpg | |||
File:Cascademalll0133.jpg | |||
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File:Samsamsam.jpg|He was a Trump supporter | |||
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- | == Shootout == | ||
Armed with a .22 caliber rifle <s>(presumably a generic mass shooting gun like an AR)</s> (Hunting Rifle), Sam infiltrated a Mall in the Seattle area, and found a Macy's. He was targeting feminist cunts this time, hence why 4 of the deceased victims were women. Sadly, a man was murdered by accident - Marc Lepine's demon's control of Sam's mind wasn't strong enough to stop Sam's homicidal destruction from raeping everyone in sight. Immediately after shooting up the store, the entire mall went into panic mode; gunshots can be as loud as a lightning strike, especially if you're indoors. Sam's wanted level was elevated to level 3, calling the FBI and ATF in to hunt him down. | |||
== | == Escape == | ||
{{Quote|We're doing everything we can to find this person. Stay vigilant. If you see something, just like they say, say something.|State Patrol spokesman, Mark Francis - Don't be a faggot! Don't [[Snitch]]!}} | |||
Somehow, Sam Hyde was able to sneak out of the mall - Hitman style. He was believed to be at large for several hours. Allah was not able to carve his path to safety. He's described as a skinny-fat build, with golden hair, black clothing, and is believed to be in his late 20s to mid 30s. | |||
==Capture== | |||
A day after the shooting, a turkroach named [[Powerword|Arcan Cetin]] was arrested while walking, he confessed to the crime and was thrown into the slammer. Arcan hated getting fucked in the ass in prison with big black cucks and bars of soap, so because of this, he decided to do the world a favor and become [[An Hero]] by hanging himself on [[Cho|April 16th 2017]]. | |||
== Graded Score == | |||
{{GradedScore|5| |15|Shot people point-blank in the head|12|Generic|12|Mass Shootings happen every 3 seconds. Nobody cares.|15|Escaping the Mall, surviving 3 star level for more than 6 minutes|59|F+|Rating: Mass Murderer}} | |||
{{Wanted|3}} | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
===Shooter's Accounts=== | |||
*{{Twitter|ArcanCetin}} | |||
*[http://arcanmotherrussiavodkaandak47.tumblr.com/ Tumblr] | |||
*[https://www.facebook.com/Arcancetin Facebook] Taken down now. [http://heavy.com/news/2016/09/arcan-cetin-hillary-clinton-liberal-conservative-democrat-trump-muslim-islam-turkey-isis-hispanic-cascade-mall-shooter-gunman-shooting-twitter-facebook/?iframe=true&theme_preview=true Screen captures here.] | |||
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdma1CQs_AaJ91CKXYYCBgg Youtube channel.] | |||
===News=== | |||
*[http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/23/us/washington-mall-shooting/ Washington mall shooting: Manhunt underway after gunman kills 5] | *[http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/23/us/washington-mall-shooting/ Washington mall shooting: Manhunt underway after gunman kills 5] | ||
*{{Archive|hNkj5|8chan /pol/ thread}} | *{{Archive|hNkj5|8chan /pol/ thread}} | ||
{{gun control}} | |||
{{High Scores}} | |||
{{anheroes}} | |||
[[Category:2016]] | |||
Latest revision as of 09:06, 13 November 2024
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BREAKING NEWS!! [The shooter identified as Turk sandnigger Arcan Cetin, in custody!!!] |
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| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 5, injured 0 |
| Top 50? | Not even close |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes, in prison |
After pulling of several other mass shootings and getting away with it, Sam Hyde is back again to attempt to reach the High Score. Stationed in Seattle, Washington, Sam has tried to recreate Robert Hawkins' 2007 chimpout in which he killed 8. Sadly, Sam only managed 5 frags, but was able to escape the mall and is currently on the loose - again. It is believed the media, government, and police are covering this up so Sam can escape. They do this because Sam is an agent of the Gun Lobby and Military Industrial Complex; after any Mass Shooting, firearms sales absolutely skyrocket, bringing in big bucks for these businesses. If you see anyone looking like Sam Hyde, it is recommended that you conduct a citizen's arrest at once, even by gunpoint if need be. Bring this madman to justice!
There is also a possibility that he may face the death penalty for his mall chimpout. nvm he committed suicide on an hero day no less, by hanging himself in his jail cell- the 14th fatality in that facility since 2010.
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Shootout
Armed with a .22 caliber rifle (presumably a generic mass shooting gun like an AR) (Hunting Rifle), Sam infiltrated a Mall in the Seattle area, and found a Macy's. He was targeting feminist cunts this time, hence why 4 of the deceased victims were women. Sadly, a man was murdered by accident - Marc Lepine's demon's control of Sam's mind wasn't strong enough to stop Sam's homicidal destruction from raeping everyone in sight. Immediately after shooting up the store, the entire mall went into panic mode; gunshots can be as loud as a lightning strike, especially if you're indoors. Sam's wanted level was elevated to level 3, calling the FBI and ATF in to hunt him down.
Escape
—State Patrol spokesman, Mark Francis - Don't be a faggot! Don't Snitch! | ||
Somehow, Sam Hyde was able to sneak out of the mall - Hitman style. He was believed to be at large for several hours. Allah was not able to carve his path to safety. He's described as a skinny-fat build, with golden hair, black clothing, and is believed to be in his late 20s to mid 30s.
Capture
A day after the shooting, a turkroach named Arcan Cetin was arrested while walking, he confessed to the crime and was thrown into the slammer. Arcan hated getting fucked in the ass in prison with big black cucks and bars of soap, so because of this, he decided to do the world a favor and become An Hero by hanging himself on April 16th 2017.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 5/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 15/20 Shot people point-blank in the head |
| Style: | 12/20 Generic |
| Butthurt: | 12/20 Mass Shootings happen every 3 seconds. Nobody cares. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 Escaping the Mall, surviving 3 star level for more than 6 minutes |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See Also
External Links
Shooter's Accounts
ArcanCetin- Tumblr
- Facebook Taken down now. Screen captures here.
- Youtube channel.
News
[Pull the trigger]
Cascade Mall Massacre is part of a series on Gun Control
