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[[Image: | [[Image:{{PAGENAME}}_3.jpg|thumb|When there's a global crash of communications networks I think I'll sit back and read a book.]] | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:{{PAGENAME}}.jpg|thumb|left|180px|[[Jews]] scare us [[goatse|again]]]] | ||
[[Image:UGLYCODE.GIF|thumb | [[Image:UGLYCODE.GIF|thumb|explanation of {{PAGENAME}}]] | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:{{PAGENAME}}_Doom_1.jpg|thumb|left|180px]] | ||
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was an [[old meme]] and [[Bullshit|conspiracy]] theory from the [[1990s]], and quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] moment in [[Internets|computerdom]] history. The original {{PAGENAME}} meme was a [[creepypasta]] about how at the beginning of the [[internet|new]] millennium, all computers would break and the [[internets]] would die because of [[Bill Gates]]. | |||
In order to prevent this catastrophe, [[W]] made a deal with the Jew that if they didn't do | In order to prevent this catastrophe, [[W]] made a deal with the Jew that if they didn't do {{PAGENAME}}, [[Jews did WTC|they could do WTC]] instead. | ||
Horrifyingly enough, none of the computers manufactured before 2000 now operate, confirming the above statements. | Horrifyingly enough, none of the computers manufactured before 2000 now operate, confirming the above statements. | ||
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==The Scare== | ==The Scare== | ||
[[Some argue|Some people]] were stupid enough to buy "[[plastic crap| | [[Image:{{PAGENAME}}_Doom_2.jpg|185px|right]] | ||
[[Some argue|Some people]] were stupid enough to buy "[[plastic crap|{{PAGENAME}} kits]]", stock up on food and groceries at the last minute, and generally stay in a state of panic for the entire week leading up to New Years. | |||
The ball dropped, clocks changed over, the Internet didn't [[divide by zero|crash]], life went on as normal, and nothing of [[porn|value]] was lost | The ball dropped, clocks changed over, the Internet didn't [[divide by zero|crash]], life went on as normal, and nothing of [[porn|value]] was lost | ||
A few funny things happened however, like a [[Japanese]] power plant's radiation detectors [[fail|shutting down]]. | A few funny things happened however, like a [[Japanese]] power plant's radiation detectors [[fail|shutting down]]. | ||
In hindsight, it would have been the most awesome way to troll the entire world if someone found a way to make a virus big and bad enough to take down every computer in the world. Maybe < | In hindsight, it would have been the most awesome way to troll the entire world if someone found a way to make a virus big and bad enough to take down every computer in the world. Maybe <s>next millennium</s> [[Fact|in <s>2039</s> 2038]]—enjoy your 31-bit computer clocks. | ||
==The Awful Truth== | ==The Awful Truth== | ||
[[Image:{{PAGENAME}}_1.jpg|185px|right]] | |||
[[Image:{{PAGENAME}}_2.jpg|185px|left]] | |||
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A little known but increasingly obvious [[fact]] is that the catastrophic {{PAGENAME}} meltdown did actually occur and is an ongoing occurrence. Since a billionth of a second just before/after [[masturbation|the stroke of midnight]] on December 31st, 1999 [[the internets|the universe]] has been locked in a [[You|logical fallacy]], caused by the bug, from which it is impossible to escape. The fallacy being that nothing happened. Once this is accepted and internalised it is easy to spot the signs of this catastrophe everywhere. The main clue is that there is no evidence; if there were evidence we would not be locked in the false loop at all. This is fact. | |||
[[Some Argue|According to numerous studies]] the best way to deal with this catastrophe is to carry on as normal and forget you ever knew the awful truth. For those who can handle such paradoxes, a slightly [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|more meaningful]] way to deal with this is to carry on as normal while keeping the thought in the back of your mind that none of this is real and [[Lulz|most people don’t know it]]. | |||
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;<center><big>As [[Dilbert]] explains, people had to drink [[semen|milk]]<br>in-order to relieve the stress of the upcoming [[Lies|doomsday]]</big></center>}} | |||
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== See Also == | |||
* [[Apocalypse]] | |||
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{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[Party|1999]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2001]]}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 20:11, 5 March 2021
| Y2K is part of a series on Time | |||||||||||||
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Y2K was an old meme and conspiracy theory from the 1990s, and quite possibly the lulziest moment in computerdom history. The original Y2K meme was a creepypasta about how at the beginning of the new millennium, all computers would break and the internets would die because of Bill Gates.
In order to prevent this catastrophe, W made a deal with the Jew that if they didn't do Y2K, they could do WTC instead.
Horrifyingly enough, none of the computers manufactured before 2000 now operate, confirming the above statements.
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The Scare
Some people were stupid enough to buy "Y2K kits", stock up on food and groceries at the last minute, and generally stay in a state of panic for the entire week leading up to New Years.
The ball dropped, clocks changed over, the Internet didn't crash, life went on as normal, and nothing of value was lost
A few funny things happened however, like a Japanese power plant's radiation detectors shutting down.
In hindsight, it would have been the most awesome way to troll the entire world if someone found a way to make a virus big and bad enough to take down every computer in the world. Maybe next millennium in 2039 2038—enjoy your 31-bit computer clocks.
The Awful Truth
A little known but increasingly obvious fact is that the catastrophic Y2K meltdown did actually occur and is an ongoing occurrence. Since a billionth of a second just before/after the stroke of midnight on December 31st, 1999 the universe has been locked in a logical fallacy, caused by the bug, from which it is impossible to escape. The fallacy being that nothing happened. Once this is accepted and internalised it is easy to spot the signs of this catastrophe everywhere. The main clue is that there is no evidence; if there were evidence we would not be locked in the false loop at all. This is fact.
According to numerous studies the best way to deal with this catastrophe is to carry on as normal and forget you ever knew the awful truth. For those who can handle such paradoxes, a slightly more meaningful way to deal with this is to carry on as normal while keeping the thought in the back of your mind that none of this is real and most people don’t know it.
See Also
 Y2K is part of a series on Web 1.0 |
[ANCIENT HISTORY] Old Memes •
Celebs, h4x0rz, and Phreaks •
Technologies •
Fun and Games •
Events •
Death of Web1.0
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| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 1999 |
Y2K | Succeeded by 2001 |