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<center>'''NeoGAF admin: Giant racist'''</center> | <center>'''NeoGAF admin: Giant racist'''</center> | ||
[[Image:typicalgamer.jpg|thumb|Your average Neo[[fag|GAF]].]] | |||
[[File:GameTards.jpg|thumb|280px|NeoGAF members congregating IRL.]] | |||
'''[[NeoGAF]]''', or '''GAF''' for short, is an [[SJW|indie group]] website full of fat, sweaty, delusional, [[Fedora|fedora-wearing]] [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]], who are [[Virgin|40-year-old social justice virgins]] that emit the foul stench of Doritos chips and [[Monster cock|Monster energy drinks]], and who are [[white knights]] for [[PlayStation|Sony]]. NeoGAF is revered for its [[Nazi|excellent]] [[Hitler|mods]] and [[Retard|profound]] [[Faggotry|discussion]]. However, the site is plagued by constant GIF spamming and [[4chan|ridiculously esoteric "inside jokes"]]. Its [[unwarranted Self-Importance|self-obsessed]] [[Basement-dweller|users]] are referred to simply as [[Internet disease|NeoFAGs]], and are a collection of would-be [[trolls]] who talk shit one second but then bend over and take it up the ass from the admins the next, after they're forced to pretend to be feminists or get banned, because they hate SJWs but needs their [[money]]. | |||
'''[[NeoGAF]]''' is | |||
The entire site is a shithole dictatorship created to make its owner money by promoting video games on | The entire site is a shithole dictatorship created to make its owner money by promoting video games on it. Due to this, anything from saying a [[Sony]] game is bad to telling one of the [[mods]] he is wrong is grounds for a ban. Since it only lets you make an account with a paid e-mail, if you want to [[troll]] them, post nothing so you don't get banned, and then [[dox]] everyone and [[spam]] the entire forum with it while the mods are asleep so that no one can stop you. | ||
In recent years the site has become a hunting grounds for [[pedophiles]]. | In recent years the site has become a hunting grounds for [[pedophiles]] and [[incest]] lovers. Its users today mostly spend their time debating over various bullshit SJW causes, like making Link female, or [[JonTron|crusading against those with non-politically correct opinions]]. | ||
The site is now dead after it's owner sexually assaulted a woman and all of the mods and admins quit. | |||
==The | ==The Owner: [[Tyler Malka]]{{jew}}== | ||
[[File:TylerMalka26.jpg|left|180px]] | [[File:TylerMalka26.jpg|left|180px]] | ||
'''Tyler "[[EviLore]]" Malka''' is the | '''Tyler "[[EviLore]]" Malka''' is the miserable [[loser]] and high school dropout who created this site after "Gaming Era Forums" shut down and he fell ass-backwards into "success" after his temporary replacement site became the only thing on the market and he accidentally went from being a second rate mod to the leader of a community that was built on someone else's dime. He has been implicated in several dramas including leaking revenge [[porn]] and facepainting it, making [[racist]] posts, calling [[Leigh Alexander]] names before changing his mind and going [[SJW]] for pageviews, banning a forum member for refusing to sleep with him and shoving his fat fingers up some woman's [[ass]] because he bought her a drink so now she owes him [[sex]]. | ||
Tyler is a giant [[nerd]], desperately [[trying too hard]] to impress his [[you have no friends|internet friends]] into thinking he is cool and banning anyone on NeoGAF who say that [[truth|he isn't]]. But despite making a bunch of money from shilling [[Sony]] on his site, [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|he still can't find one woman to sleep with him]] and spends most days doing group activities alone so that he can take pictures of it and later post about it on NeoGAF. | Tyler is a giant [[nerd|cunt]], desperately [[trying too hard]] to impress his [[you have no friends|internet friends]] into thinking he is cool and banning anyone on NeoGAF who say that [[truth|he isn't]]. But despite making a bunch of money from shilling [[Sony]] on his site, [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|he still can't find one woman to sleep with him]] and spends most days doing group activities alone so that he can take pictures of it and later post about it on NeoGAF. | ||
He was recently accused of sexually assaulting ''yet another'' woman and the site is now dead. | |||
==Going to NeoGAF: A Primer== | ==Going to NeoGAF: A Primer== | ||
Hey there honest citizen. So you found the [[internet]]. I'm sure you'll be wanting to visit internet based locations relevant to your interests. If you like purchasing [[dildo|items]], you may try [[eBay]], the internet auction site. If you like watching [[porn|entertaining videos]], you may want to peruse [[Youtube]]. But if | Hey there honest citizen. So you found the [[internet]]. I'm sure you'll be wanting to visit internet based locations relevant to your interests. If you like purchasing [[dildo|items]], you may try [[eBay]], the internet auction site. If you like watching [[porn|entertaining videos]], you may want to peruse [[Youtube]]. But if your interests are focused on the new phenomena of "gaming", then you should try <s>[[IGN]]</s> <s>[[Gamespot]]</s> <s>Gamespy</s> <s>Engadget</s> <s>Joystiq</s> NeoGAF. | ||
Hold on there Mr. Anxious. You're only getting started at this whole "world wide web" thing, so you need to learn a few rules before you go to sites like NeoGAF. | Hold on there, Mr. Anxious. You're only getting started at this whole "world wide web" thing, so you need to learn a few rules before you go to sites like NeoGAF. | ||
'''Step 1: Buy an Email''' | '''Step 1: Buy an Email''' | ||
Though many alternatives that are free exist, [[Something Awful|you have to pay to get into NeoGAF]]. I hear your pleas. Enough of this "I already paid money for the internet, now the email too? Why can't this 'internet' thing make like evolution and take a hike?". Well, [[lol|NeoGAF is a quality site]]. Think of it as paying to post there. This is to prevent the harmful [[cancer]] of [[trolls]] from having their way with this site. | Though many alternatives that are free exist, [[Something Awful|you have to pay to get into NeoGAF]]. I hear your pleas. Enough of this "I already paid money for the internet, now the email too? Why can't this 'internet' thing make like evolution and take a hike?". Well, [[lol|NeoGAF is a quality site]]. Think of it as paying to post there. This is to prevent the harmful [[cancer]] of [[trolls]] from having their way with this site. | ||
[[File:NeoGAF retard.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[http://www.quickmeme.com/NeoGAF-Asshole The "NeoGAF asshole" meme] describes them perfectly]] | [[File:NeoGAF retard.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[http://www.quickmeme.com/NeoGAF-Asshole The "NeoGAF asshole" meme] describes them perfectly]]. | ||
'''Step 2: Learn the Lingo''' | '''Step 2: Learn the Lingo''' | ||
At NeoGAF, you'll experience all kinds of people. As such a "lingua franca" begins to emerge. Terms like LTTP (Late to The Party) and IIRC (If I Recall Correctly) are used profusely in NeoGAF, and it is essential that you use terms like these alot. Some other ones to spam | At NeoGAF, you'll experience all kinds of people. As such a "lingua franca" begins to emerge. Terms like LTTP (Late to The Party) and IIRC (If I Recall Correctly) are used profusely in NeoGAF, and it is essential that you use terms like these alot. Some other ones to spam are GAF>(Something here)>GAF and "Ponyfying" your avatar with the sophisticated visages of the [[MLP]] ponies. | ||
'''Step 3: Write "GAF" correctly''' | '''Step 3: Write "GAF" correctly''' | ||
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==The | ==The Rules== | ||
[[Image:gamer.png|thumb|The Average GAF Mod]] | [[Image:gamer.png|thumb|300px|The Average GAF Mod.]] | ||
[[Image:neogafmistressps4.png|thumb|right|How NeoGAF treats PlayStation.]] | |||
The mods at NeoGAF are like the [[Jews]] of the internet (Jews can't use the internet normally. Their claws are too big for the keyboard) and [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=184138 they have many a rules]: | The mods at NeoGAF are like the [[Jews]] of the internet (Jews can't use the internet normally. Their claws are too big for the keyboard) and [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=184138 they have many a rules]: | ||
* | *NO going to [[Penis|Joystik]] | ||
*Also, no going to Go [[Nintendo]], Sp00ng, VG Charts, Petition Online, <s>Out of the Gulag</s> Imageshack and '''never''' go to Opa-Ages. | **Also, no going to Go [[Nintendo]], Sp00ng, VG Charts, [[Xbox]], Petition Online, <s>Out of the Gulag</s> Imageshack and '''never''' go to Opa-Ages, 8chan, and GamerGate. | ||
*[[virgins| | *[[virgins|NO fraternizing with members of the opposite sex]]. | ||
* | *NO shooping or whooping. Srsly. | ||
* | *NO [[Rick Roll|Rickrolling]] | ||
* | *NO <s>Raping</s> Saying "Rape Time" | ||
* | *NO [[Caturday|CATURDAY]] WTF??!?!? | ||
* | *NO [[Racism]] (Towards the inferior races like [[Jews]], [[Spics]], or [[Niggers]]. [[Social Justice|Hating white people is okay]]). | ||
* | *NO [[Lolicon]], because it instantly summons the [[Social Justice|SJWs]] to battle over the legal rights of fictional characters and the mods are [[too lazy]] to properly tame both sides of the ensuing [http://s28.postimg.org/95xq2zx23/1404894674051.png flame][http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=851761 wars]. | ||
* | *NO non-normal anime. | ||
*NO big tits, because they would complain how women with big tits are disgusting and prefer [[Boku no Pico|flat chested titties]] instead. | |||
*NO helping anyone outside NeoGAF. | |||
*NO daily blowjobs to any gaming companies except Sony. | |||
*NO cheap jokes about Sony PlayStation, even if PS3/PS4 has no games. | |||
*NO disagreeing with [[feminazis]] like Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn, Brianna Wu, and [[Alison Rapp]]. | |||
*NO AdBlockers! If Tyler Malka finds out you have AdBlockers on, you're banned. | |||
*NO [https://www.voat.co/v/NeoFAG/comments/525345 saying 'reich' and using facts and history] or else NeoGAF will ban you for racism & white supremacy. | |||
*NO GamerGate people, because GAAAAAMERGAAAAAATE! | |||
*NO [[4chan]] or [[8chan]] users, because they're basement dwelling white male terrorists. | |||
*NO disobeying their queens (Anita Sarkeesian, Laura Kate Dale, etc.). | |||
*It's totally OK to promote racism and cultural discrimination against Japanese people though. Hypocrisy is a lovely loophole. | |||
*Either you're with us or against us. You don't have a choice. | |||
*And, most important of them all, '''NEVER DISAGREE WITH THE MODS!!''' | |||
The biggest rule of GAF is that the mods are always right and doing so much as asking something like "wtf is this thread?" in a topic started by a mod about his support of [[pedophilia]] will get you banned right away... That's not an overly specific example, that's something that actually happened. | |||
And the rules of NeoGAF don't stop '''at''' NeoGAF. They follow you everywhere. Like some guy who was banned for viral marketing a [[Shit nobody cares about|Professor Layton]] game on [[Twitter]] that he had no financial stake in. And despite the guy creating tons of [[lulz|lulz]] on GAF, they threw him to the dogs ([[Profit|THOUGH IN THE END THE GUY GOT HIS OWN WEBSITE]] AND [[Win|WENT TO E3]] while the guy who owns the site could even get a fucking invitation. | |||
====NeoGAF Bans==== | |||
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File:TylerMalka32.png|[[Inception|Banned by mod making a big deal out of him saying people today make a big deal out of nothing]] | File:TylerMalka32.png|[[Inception|Banned by mod making a big deal out of him saying people today make a big deal out of nothing]] | ||
File:Neogafbannedechochamber.png|Banned for calling NeoGAF a [https://www.voat.co/v/NeoFAG/comments/437947 echo chamber]. | |||
File:Neogafbannedpedofeelings.png|Banned for not thinking about a [https://www.voat.co/v/NeoFAG/comments/447945 pedophile's feelings]. | |||
File:neogafbannedunfriendly.jpg|Banned because NeoGAF are assholes to intimations of white supremacy. | |||
File:neogafbannedanita.png|Banned for disagreeing with [[Anita Sarkeesian]] and her latest review. | |||
File:neogafbannedlamarsex.png|Banned for bringing up a regular woman while talking about Lamar fucking a tranny. | |||
File:neogafbannedundertale2.png|And banned for calling Undertale dumb. | |||
File:neogafbannedsonyshilling.png|Banned for Sony shilling. | |||
File:neogafbannedsghypocrisy.png|Banned for pointing out SonyGAF's hypocrisy. | |||
File:neogafbannedincestuouspedophilia.png|Banned for being a girl promoting incestuous pedophilia and telling Tyler Malka to grow the fuck up. | |||
File:neogafbannedsonybias.png|Banned for calling out SonyGAF having a strong bias turn-on. | |||
File:neogafbannedcolinmoriarty.jpg|Banned for standing up against the Colin Moriarty witch hunt. {{archive|fukuJ|Archived for more}}. | |||
File:neogafbannedtransgaf.png|Banned for not calling that sleeping dude a [[tranny|she]]. | |||
File:neogafbannedjtdiscussion.png|Banned for attempting a reasonable JonTron discussion and a dumb name. | |||
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Other ban reasons includes: | |||
*'''Being a junior member with less outrage in a Tamir Rice thread.''' | |||
*'''Asking an honest question about hormones/trannies.''' | |||
*'''A game like [[Undertale]] is not the best game.''' | |||
*'''Being a woman telling NeoGAF there's nothing wrong with a fictional female character such as Quiet from [[Metal Gear Solid|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain]].''' | |||
*'''Pointing out Anita Sarkeesian's bullshit.''' | |||
==The Mods== | |||
[[Image:Besada.jpg|thumb|right|Guess which one is NeoGAF mod Besada The [[Obese]]?]] | |||
The moderation team is a gaggle of sad cucks, like the fat fuck it the picture that you already saw in this article who is standing next to a tranny he would love to fuck. All of them are pathetic, self-loathing losers, which explains why one of the mods [https://archive.is/Ubs4b#selection-4251.0-4242.5 had a vasectomy]... wait, that's the same guy again. | |||
Their modetorial duties consist of making sure the users are shilling for whichever game they are getting paid to promote this week and finding excuses to ban users they dislike while also looking for ways to justify never banning any trannys or niggers from the forum no matter what they do. All this can be seen in a thread where one of the users leaked private mod conversations with, you guessed it, the '''same fat fuck'''.<br /> | |||
In them, he discusses looking for "ammo" to ban a user he dislikes and how to best protect coons and ladyboys from the banhammer. Ten minutes later the thread was deleted and the user banned (but not before everything was saved). | |||
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===amir0x The Pedophile=== | |||
[[File:Amir0xPrisoner.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Sucks to be you, pedor0x.]] | |||
On July 19, 2017, former NeoGAF mod Christopher John Goldberg{{jew}} who goes by '''amir0x''' is now in court to be charged for two felonies of [[child pornography]] and will be facing state prison. The court also registered amir0x as a child porn loving pedophile of 25 years. With his time facing a reality check in prison instead of fapping to some [[CP]] in NeoGAF (oh wait he's no longer a mod), amir0x will finally live in a cell with a [[Bubba|big black cellmate]] that will easily make amir0x bend over and take it [[in the ass]] like the little bitchGAF he is. | |||
*[https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG/2006232/9890138 Voat - NeoFAG - Christopher Goldberg, AKA amir0x, former Neogaf.com moderator is due in court today over his child pornography charges.] | |||
On April 12th, 2018, amir0x is now a prisoner in a maximum security prison. Have fun with [[hott|prison rape]], amir0x! | |||
*[https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0001656-2017 amir0x's CP report] | |||
==The Users== | |||
[[File:NeoGAF downs.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Picture of an [[downs|actual NeoGAF member]] from the Opa-Ages thread. Plenty more inside.]] | |||
After the cleansing of every rational individual that used to post there by [[feminazi]] mods, the site is now full of [[autistic]] [[Basement-dwellers|shut-ins]] who go on [[social justice]] crusades and pretend to be better than everyone else judging them using unrealistic standards that make no sense in real life and their own admin can't hold himself up to because he's literally a racist and sexual harasser. Opa-Ages is frequently hosting [http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/78981-you-enter-the-room-of-a-gaffot/ neoGAF special olympics threads] to decide on the biggest awkward aspie of the month. These are actually photos they chose and posted of themselves in the FaceGAF thread which means they were the best they could find. Yes, these people look like that at their best. | |||
The members spend all their time dodging bullets because, on one hand, NeoGAF wants to be known as an "edgy" troll forum (even though not a single member on it has ever talked to a girl), but on the other, Tyler wants to suck-up to SJWs whom he hates despite the fact he's [[almost raped]] a girl. So posting is a Russian roulette where you have to guess if this week people are being banned for being too racist or for not racist enough. | |||
You also can't say a single thing against the mods without getting banned. And we're not even talking about insults, just opinions. If a mod likes [[faggot|Bruce Springsteen]] and you like [[Homo|Jon Bon Jovi]] then you're fucking outta' here. | |||
Lastly, you have to be mindful of which game company is [[whore|paying Tyler to promote]] is this week. Praise or criticize the wrong one and you are banned. | |||
As a result, being banned on this forum is a guessing game and its [[autistic]] members spend their time schizophrenically switching between [[trying too hard]] to be trolls who are "[[Too cool for the Internet]]", and feminist allies who [[white knight]] [[Anita]]. | |||
The result is both sad, and hilarious to watch... like a clown dying. | |||
====Members of NeoFAG: Pedophiles <s>in Denial?</s>==== | |||
[[File:Neogaf pedo.png|center|800px]] | |||
[[File:PedobearWatch.gif|thumb|right|400px|Avarage NeoFAG member.]] | |||
[[File:Neogafhincest.jpg|thumb|right|NeoGAF recommends homosexual [[incest]].]] | |||
[[File:neogafpedogaf.png|thumb|right|Pedobear approves.]] | |||
[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485157 Posted on August, the third, 2012], RurouniZel, a [[Lonely|roneryfag]] and a [[Fanboy|shittyFan]], of [[Shit|2D]] [[Sonic]] games, insisted with a [[TL;DR]] message that NeoFags who enjoy the [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Atelier]] series were being Accused of being [[pedophiles]] without giving examples of said accusations. It seems a those accusations came up on previous threads and the result was a garbage [[circlejerk]] of people arguing over the pros and cons of [[child porn|pedophilia]]. | |||
This may seem like an isolated incident, but it fucking isn't. Apparently, NeoGAF is a safe-haven for [[Child Molester|child molesters]] who troll the site for (not even) [[jailbait]]. Various threads about [[Child Abuse|kiddie fiddling]] have been posted over the years and a number of real-life [[Pedobear|pedobears]] operate fairly openly on a forum filled with [[loli|children]]. [http://theralphretort.com/neogaf-pedophile-problem/ One particular thread has been saved by TheRalphRetort] where the entire forum, including one of the moderators (and not the one quoted above - there are several pedo-sympathizer mods on GAF) rushed to the defense of someone who admitted to being sexually attracted to little kids. | |||
Not only did they defend the ''potential'' statutory rapist, the defended a '''literal''' one when '''<u>at least</u> one user admitted to being an active pedophile.''' | |||
And what did the mods do to people who criticized these [[NAMBLA]] members? They banned them. | |||
That's right, on NeoGAF, a forum filled with [[shota|kids]], saying that pedophilia is bad is a bannable offense. | |||
After the article on TheRalphRetort was posted NeoGAF's army of [[Baby Fuck|baby fuckers]] tried to get their butthurt revenge on Ralph but were unable to take him down because he's not a [[12-year-old girls|12 year old girl]]. | |||
And gay incest. NeoGAF would argue if heterosexual incest or [[wincest|homosexual incest]] is better. | |||
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==NeoGAF Vs. JonTron== | |||
[[File:SRSLY.gif|left|250px]] | |||
In its final years, NeoGAF moved from shit-talking to outright slcktivism, actively trying (and failing) to destroy games made by people they don't agree with. Usually this would be done with the silent treatment. IE: Banning all discussion of a certain game by the mods in an attempt to deny it publicity. But in special cases, the sperg rage would spill over into a full-on retard war. | |||
One such case was their year long war with [[JonTron]]. See, after Jafari{{muslim}} came out as [[Nazi|our guy]], NeoGAF decided they hate him and must wage holy war against him by attacking games for which he does free cameos. | |||
'''<u>[[Yooka-Laylee]]</u>''' was the first game they tried to do this for, with hilarious results.<br> | |||
You see,the game was a crowdfunded "[[ripoff|spiritual successor]]" of [[Banjo Kazooie]], of which Jon was a fan (much like [[Mighty No. 9]]... see where this is going yet?). As such, Jon was offered to do a voice for one of the characters. Hearing this, NeoGAF petitioned the creators of the game to remove the cameo in an attempt to hurt Jon by having someone else lose good publicity by removing content Jon wasn't even paid for (???????). What they thought would be gained by this is unclear, but what actually happened was that the game was fucking annihilated.<br> | |||
By removing Jon from the game they engendered animosity with every youtube video game reviewer, who would have been their primary shills. Soon the game was inundated with bad reviews and was dead in the water. Now, was the game actually bad? No one knows because, after all the bad press, no one played it.<br> | |||
And so, some third rate developers destroyed their only chance at success with a game they spent years working on by removing a voice cameo from a game that doesn't even have dialog ([[SRSLY]] - no one talks in this game they just make [[ebonics|funny noises]]). | |||
'''<u>A Hat in Time</u>''' was their second attempt to do this, after the massive "success" of the Yooka-Laylee incident. Again they accosted the developers with demands to remove JonTron from the game. Only this time, they were hilariously ignored. JonTron remained in the game, the game got overwhelmingly good reviews, and its developers are openly throwing shade at SJW gaming sites and GAFsters who are desperately looking for something bad to say about it in a doomed attempt to hurt its skyrocketing sales. | |||
==FeoNAG== | ==FeoNAG== | ||
[[Image:BellaEveDisgust.jpg|thumb|[[clop|Belle Eve - the NeoGAF mascot]]]] | [[Image:BellaEveDisgust.jpg|thumb|[[clop|Belle Eve - the NeoGAF mascot]]]] | ||
One day on GAF, a discovery | One day on GAF, a momentous discovery occurred. Another site called NAG had been [[literally]] copying everything they did. Every fucking thing. [[ToS]], [[Comic Sans|layout]], announcements, tags, even those little messages under the username. Don't believe me? [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=270531 Look for yourself] [https://archive.is/20130706225307/http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=270531 (Archive)]. | ||
But [[It Gets Better|it gets better]]. Or worse...however you look at it. This guy who runs NAG is from [[Africa]] named Miktar. He's also a [[fuck you i'm a dragon|dragon furry]]. [http://miktar.deviantart.com/ No,][http://www.sequentialtart.com/archive/may04/mdracon.shtml seriously]. Also, he admits he faps to dinos in the linked thread and says he does it as a hobby and not for a living ([[Fursecution]] would prevent such a market from developing). [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10488586&postcount=472 It gets lulzier here]: | |||
{{quote|I like the curve|Miktar|on Dragon Penises.}} | |||
More [[Lost|plot twists]]! It turns out Miktar's real name is Ed [[vagina|Kock]] and his husband [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10488841&postcount=557 shows up on NeoGAF to defend him]. This is [[srs bsns]]. Also, a pic of a naked man humping an inflatable dragon was found on his FTP. Seriously. | |||
Despite all of this, I think we can all agree the site is still 1,000,000x better than NeoGAF. They also have Signatures (CLEARLY SUPERIOR!!!!!!). | |||
==Tyler Rapes a women (and the death of NeoGAF)== | |||
In late 2017 a woman accuser Tyler Malka of sexually assaulting her to the surprise of no one who's at all familiar with his history. | |||
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Soon after <s>3</s> 4 admins (only 1 left) and <s>8</s> 11 mods quit (so far), every thread became a low-key "Tyler is a rapist but please don't ban me" thread, the forum went dark TWICE and users started making kamikaze "ban me" threads and then leaving on their own because there is no staff left to ban them and the entire site is being declared officially dead by the internet at large. | |||
'''<center><big><big>IN CONCLUSION:</big></BIG></center>''' | |||
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===<s>[http://geonaf.com/ GeoNAF]</s> <s>Reset Era</s> <s>Whoever the fuck</s> NeoFAGS scatter to the [[Braaaap|winds]]=== | |||
<s>The NeoGAF rapefugees all flooded to a hastily made replacement forum where the community is split between genuine SJW who loved NeoGAF for the totalitarian, communist microcosm that it was and left because this 5th sexual assault by Tyler (and like 20th by a staff member in general) was just too much for them to bare, and people opening thread after thread about how much the hated Tyler, his forum, his mods, his admins and everything about them and were only pretending so they don't get banned. | |||
The future of this forum and who will inherit it remains to be seen.</s> | |||
The NeoGAF rapefugees have now split up between about 17 different, newly made replacement forums and communities ranging from okay forums, to right wing circlejerks where all the users who hated Tyler and the mods can finally speak freely, to perpetual battlegrounds where former NeoGAF SJWs and anti-SJWs fight over the future identity of their now online pillow fort, to several absolute shitshows run by the same sexual predator mods who resigned from NeoGAF that promise to ramp up the tranny posting and banning up to 11 and be even worse than NeoGAF ever was (one even outright promised not to approve new accounts by users who don't prove they're not white). | |||
Meanwhile, those rapefugees who don't want to join a sad, day old replacement to a site they hung onto purely due to its former glory, are all migrating to other gaming sites '''and being told to fuck off by the admins.''' That's right, a number of major online gaming communities are outright hostile to former NeoFAGS and are telling them not to join their site. Those that don't soon realize their mistake when the new arrivals start trying to backseat moderate their new forums into a new NeoGAF by encouraging mods and other users not to talk about games the creators of which they deem to be not progressive enough in a sad attempt to deny them publicity, and are subsequently told to fuck off. | |||
With this, NeoGAF and its legacy is officially dead. None of these splinter sites, desperately fighting for NeoGAFS old userbase amongst each other, will ever raise to the old site's prominence again. There will be no industry insiders visiting their sites to create an air of importance around them, Sony or any other company will not dump money on them to shill their wares, their users will no longer have any incentive to comply with the draconian rules of the faggot mods for the privilege of posting on a forum nobody cares about, and their unsuccessful campaigns to attack games made by developers who dare to disagree with them or hire [[JonTron]] as a voice actor will be even less successful than they were before. | |||
NeoGAF is officially dead. | |||
==How To Troll NeoGAF== | |||
[[File:neogafdiscussion.jpg|thumb|right|Your discussions from NeoGAF in a nutshell.]] | |||
*Talk about certain games Tyler Malka [[butthurt|forbid]] to discuss about. Example: [[Atlus|Dungeon Travelers 2]]. | |||
*Duscuss about your favorite anime NeoGAF finds non-normal, like [[Boku no Pico]] for example. | |||
*Post images of otaku dolls and big glass cases displaying otaku dolls. | |||
*Ask Tyler Malka a question he doesn't want to answer on his Twitter page. But be warned, you'll be blocked instantly. | |||
*Make plenty of Photoshopped images that would offend NeoGAF and post it on the internet for them to see. | |||
*Ask @NeoGAF a controversial question on Twitter. He'll block you like you've never been blocked before. | |||
*Make a debate about heterosexual incest and homosexual incest. NeoGAF loves these types of incest. | |||
*Login to FFXIV on Ultros and shout '''GAF'D!'''. | |||
*Talk about pedophilia. NeoGAF loves pedophilia. | |||
*Disagree with [[Anita Sarkeesian]]. You'll get banned quick. | |||
*Talk about their archenemies (examples: 8chan, GamerGate). | |||
===How To Troll NAG=== | ===How To Troll NAG=== | ||
NAG is easy trolling material and can be exploited by the average [[EDiot]] as it takes disposable email and has a fanbase of idiots (Not unlike GAF). Just go on NAG and talk about the [[furries]] and [[niggers]] that go there. Also the fanbase is [[Scientology|cultish]] towards their dragon leader, so fucking with him will start a shitstorm. | |||
Also, if that fails, you can always use their IRC at <s>nigger.furfag.gay</s> sa.shadowfire.org for massive win. NAG uses /b/'s memes | Also, if that fails, you can always use their IRC at <s>nigger.furfag.gay</s> sa.shadowfire.org for massive [[win]]. NAG uses [[B|/b/]]'s memes a lot [[It's a mystery|for some strange reason]]. Furries are not welcome at /b/. Just make sure to go there and spam [http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/51039d1190674445-funny-strange-random-pics-dragon-sex.jpg this image] from his FTP non-stop. | ||
== | ==Gather Against Fate: A Final Fantasy XIV Guild== | ||
{{main|Gather Against Fate}} | |||
'''Short version:''' They created Gather Against Fate as the worst guild in the game and resorted to ruining it for everyone because they were mad that they can't play. Now they moved to ResetERA due to the death of NeoGAF and they're still the laughing stock. | |||
For more information about the origins of <s>NeoGAF's</s> ResetERA's [[Final Fantasy XIV]] [[MMORPG]] guild and the [[forced meme|GAF'D meme]], proceed. | |||
==GalleryGAF== | |||
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File:neogafmalkabutthurtbycliffy.png|Tyler Malka is butthurt over Cliffy. | |||
File:neogafpsxmeetup.jpg|It can't be a NeoGAF meetup without their favorite junk food. | |||
File:eisisneogaf.png|Literally. | |||
File:neogaftypicalgreeting.jpg|Your typical NeoGAF greeting to newcomers. | |||
File:neogafcuck.png|The word [[cuck]] according to ModBot. | |||
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File:neogafffxvcindytriggered.jpg|[[Kotaku|Laura Kate Dale]]? [[No|HOT]]! [[Final Fantasy|Cidney]]? [[Triggered|TRIGGERED]]! | |||
File:nogaffotisright.png | |||
File:transgafoutoftheshower.jpg|A [[Tranny|TransGAF]] fresh from a non-bleach shower ! | |||
File:neogafwantsinoverwatch.png | |||
File:neogafsonmeme.png | |||
File:neogafnierautomata.png|More triggering over panty shots from Nier: Automata. | |||
File:neogafsf5outfits.png | |||
File:neogafpileofshit.jpg|Well it is one big pile of shit after all. | |||
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===Memes n' Shit=== | |||
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File:NeoGAF meme9.jpg | |||
File:neogafffxivassholememerequest.jpg|The [[Gather Against Fate|<GAF>]] version. | |||
File:neogaftylermalka8chan.jpg|Based on his real quote about [[8chan]]. | |||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Tyler Malka]] | *[[Tyler Malka]] | ||
*[[Pedophiles]] | *[[Pedophiles]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Sony]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Fat]] - What all NeoGAF members are. | ||
*[[Boogie2988]] - Literally cyberbullied and banned for attempting to not take a side during the GamerGate era. | |||
*[[Edwinsoft]] - Stole their logo. | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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*[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=3 GAF's Srs Discussion.] | *[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=3 GAF's Srs Discussion.] | ||
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=od-QZsOFUEw Rap Song] by Seth Dub about how he no liek NeoGAF | *[http://youtube.com/watch?v=od-QZsOFUEw Rap Song] by Seth Dub about how he no liek NeoGAF | ||
*[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?s=81d4566921cd96c739b3209ba8607e85&t=367722&page=8 Banning in ACTION] | *[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?s=81d4566921cd96c739b3209ba8607e85&t=367722&page=8 Banning in ACTION] (archived:{{archive|SIRB3|1}} {{wayback|http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1097232|title=2}}) | ||
*[http://www.quickmeme.com/NeoGAF-Asshole "NeoGAF Asshole" meme] | |||
*[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1097232 NeoGAF is licking Zoe Quinn's rotten vagina over her 1 year anniversary of Five Guys and GamerGate.] | |||
*{{kym|memes/sites/neogaf|NeoGAF}} | |||
*{{kym|memes/neogaf-asshole|NeoGAF Asshole}} | |||
*{{twitter|NeoGAF}} - Tyler Malka's Twitter page. | |||
*[http://neogaf.spreadshirt.com/ NeoGAF Spreadshirt Store] - [[Protip|Protip:]] Don't waste your money there. | |||
*The cat's out of the bag! [https://archive.is/BRhx1 NeoGAF straight up admit that they aren't gamers] while bitching about GamerGate. | |||
*[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1143257 A Chris-Chan thread on NeoGAF praising him and his idea for a shitty indie game.] | |||
*[https://www.resetera.com ResetERA] - NeoGAF 2.0 | |||
===NeoFAG Links=== | |||
*[https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG Voat - /r/NeoFAG] - A community platform where you can freely throw your uncensored voice against the angst-filled cries from the fat sweaty shithole known as NeoGAF. | |||
**[https://www.voat.co/v/NeoFAG/comments/535065 Neogaf mod Opiate, threatens to ban Fiction for calling out a pedophile defender.] | |||
*[https://8ch.net/neofags/ 8chan - /neofags/] - 8chan was bro enough to let them stay now that Voat is more stable. | |||
*[http://www.gaffots.com/ Gaffots] - Official anti-NeoGAF forums. | |||
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Latest revision as of 18:52, 7 November 2021
BREAKING NEWS!! NeoFag is going down fast |
NeoGAF, or GAF for short, is an indie group website full of fat, sweaty, delusional, fedora-wearing pedophiles, who are 40-year-old social justice virgins that emit the foul stench of Doritos chips and Monster energy drinks, and who are white knights for Sony. NeoGAF is revered for its excellent mods and profound discussion. However, the site is plagued by constant GIF spamming and ridiculously esoteric "inside jokes". Its self-obsessed users are referred to simply as NeoFAGs, and are a collection of would-be trolls who talk shit one second but then bend over and take it up the ass from the admins the next, after they're forced to pretend to be feminists or get banned, because they hate SJWs but needs their money.
The entire site is a shithole dictatorship created to make its owner money by promoting video games on it. Due to this, anything from saying a Sony game is bad to telling one of the mods he is wrong is grounds for a ban. Since it only lets you make an account with a paid e-mail, if you want to troll them, post nothing so you don't get banned, and then dox everyone and spam the entire forum with it while the mods are asleep so that no one can stop you.
In recent years the site has become a hunting grounds for pedophiles and incest lovers. Its users today mostly spend their time debating over various bullshit SJW causes, like making Link female, or crusading against those with non-politically correct opinions.
The site is now dead after it's owner sexually assaulted a woman and all of the mods and admins quit.
The Owner: Tyler Malka✡
Tyler "EviLore" Malka is the miserable loser and high school dropout who created this site after "Gaming Era Forums" shut down and he fell ass-backwards into "success" after his temporary replacement site became the only thing on the market and he accidentally went from being a second rate mod to the leader of a community that was built on someone else's dime. He has been implicated in several dramas including leaking revenge porn and facepainting it, making racist posts, calling Leigh Alexander names before changing his mind and going SJW for pageviews, banning a forum member for refusing to sleep with him and shoving his fat fingers up some woman's ass because he bought her a drink so now she owes him sex.
Tyler is a giant cunt, desperately trying too hard to impress his internet friends into thinking he is cool and banning anyone on NeoGAF who say that he isn't. But despite making a bunch of money from shilling Sony on his site, he still can't find one woman to sleep with him and spends most days doing group activities alone so that he can take pictures of it and later post about it on NeoGAF.
He was recently accused of sexually assaulting yet another woman and the site is now dead.
Going to NeoGAF: A Primer
Hey there honest citizen. So you found the internet. I'm sure you'll be wanting to visit internet based locations relevant to your interests. If you like purchasing items, you may try eBay, the internet auction site. If you like watching entertaining videos, you may want to peruse Youtube. But if your interests are focused on the new phenomena of "gaming", then you should try IGN Gamespot Gamespy Engadget Joystiq NeoGAF.
Hold on there, Mr. Anxious. You're only getting started at this whole "world wide web" thing, so you need to learn a few rules before you go to sites like NeoGAF.
Step 1: Buy an Email
Though many alternatives that are free exist, you have to pay to get into NeoGAF. I hear your pleas. Enough of this "I already paid money for the internet, now the email too? Why can't this 'internet' thing make like evolution and take a hike?". Well, NeoGAF is a quality site. Think of it as paying to post there. This is to prevent the harmful cancer of trolls from having their way with this site.
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Step 2: Learn the Lingo
At NeoGAF, you'll experience all kinds of people. As such a "lingua franca" begins to emerge. Terms like LTTP (Late to The Party) and IIRC (If I Recall Correctly) are used profusely in NeoGAF, and it is essential that you use terms like these alot. Some other ones to spam are GAF>(Something here)>GAF and "Ponyfying" your avatar with the sophisticated visages of the MLP ponies.
Step 3: Write "GAF" correctly
NeoGAF is not written as Neogaf, neogaf, NeoGaf, Neo Gaf, or especially not Neo gaf (This is blasphemy to the GAFFERs). Do this wrong and you will be banned.
Step 4: Making GIFs
At NeoGAF, Graphic Interchange Format or "GIF" based Animations is important. You may have to upgrade your modem to support it. Worry not, though, as GAFFERs feel that GIFs are very important, and now you must too. To make one, get a series of images and put them into an image editing program like GIMP and GIF away. Don't give me that look. GIFs are very funny and important, and are not just people's stupid avatars. Get GIFing.
Step 5: Repetition is Key
In NeoGAF threads, make sure to repeat a similar message over and over again. Also, unless a message has been quoted 1000 times, if someone clarifies something, ignore it. It's not important enough to read.
So honest citizen, you now know how to use the internets. You can now go to sites like NeoGAF and not feel afraid. Happy surfing citizen.
The Rules
The mods at NeoGAF are like the Jews of the internet (Jews can't use the internet normally. Their claws are too big for the keyboard) and they have many a rules:
- NO going to Joystik
- NO fraternizing with members of the opposite sex.
- NO shooping or whooping. Srsly.
- NO Rickrolling
- NO
RapingSaying "Rape Time" - NO CATURDAY WTF??!?!?
- NO Racism (Towards the inferior races like Jews, Spics, or Niggers. Hating white people is okay).
- NO Lolicon, because it instantly summons the SJWs to battle over the legal rights of fictional characters and the mods are too lazy to properly tame both sides of the ensuing flamewars.
- NO non-normal anime.
- NO big tits, because they would complain how women with big tits are disgusting and prefer flat chested titties instead.
- NO helping anyone outside NeoGAF.
- NO daily blowjobs to any gaming companies except Sony.
- NO cheap jokes about Sony PlayStation, even if PS3/PS4 has no games.
- NO disagreeing with feminazis like Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn, Brianna Wu, and Alison Rapp.
- NO AdBlockers! If Tyler Malka finds out you have AdBlockers on, you're banned.
- NO saying 'reich' and using facts and history or else NeoGAF will ban you for racism & white supremacy.
- NO GamerGate people, because GAAAAAMERGAAAAAATE!
- NO 4chan or 8chan users, because they're basement dwelling white male terrorists.
- NO disobeying their queens (Anita Sarkeesian, Laura Kate Dale, etc.).
- It's totally OK to promote racism and cultural discrimination against Japanese people though. Hypocrisy is a lovely loophole.
- Either you're with us or against us. You don't have a choice.
- And, most important of them all, NEVER DISAGREE WITH THE MODS!!
The biggest rule of GAF is that the mods are always right and doing so much as asking something like "wtf is this thread?" in a topic started by a mod about his support of pedophilia will get you banned right away... That's not an overly specific example, that's something that actually happened.
And the rules of NeoGAF don't stop at NeoGAF. They follow you everywhere. Like some guy who was banned for viral marketing a Professor Layton game on Twitter that he had no financial stake in. And despite the guy creating tons of lulz on GAF, they threw him to the dogs (THOUGH IN THE END THE GUY GOT HIS OWN WEBSITE AND WENT TO E3 while the guy who owns the site could even get a fucking invitation.
NeoGAF Bans
Reasons for ban from NeoGAF: Posting on NeoGAF About missing Pics
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Other ban reasons includes:
- Being a junior member with less outrage in a Tamir Rice thread.
- Asking an honest question about hormones/trannies.
- A game like Undertale is not the best game.
- Being a woman telling NeoGAF there's nothing wrong with a fictional female character such as Quiet from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
- Pointing out Anita Sarkeesian's bullshit.
The Mods
The moderation team is a gaggle of sad cucks, like the fat fuck it the picture that you already saw in this article who is standing next to a tranny he would love to fuck. All of them are pathetic, self-loathing losers, which explains why one of the mods had a vasectomy... wait, that's the same guy again.
Their modetorial duties consist of making sure the users are shilling for whichever game they are getting paid to promote this week and finding excuses to ban users they dislike while also looking for ways to justify never banning any trannys or niggers from the forum no matter what they do. All this can be seen in a thread where one of the users leaked private mod conversations with, you guessed it, the same fat fuck.
In them, he discusses looking for "ammo" to ban a user he dislikes and how to best protect coons and ladyboys from the banhammer. Ten minutes later the thread was deleted and the user banned (but not before everything was saved).
amir0x The Pedophile
On July 19, 2017, former NeoGAF mod Christopher John Goldberg✡ who goes by amir0x is now in court to be charged for two felonies of child pornography and will be facing state prison. The court also registered amir0x as a child porn loving pedophile of 25 years. With his time facing a reality check in prison instead of fapping to some CP in NeoGAF (oh wait he's no longer a mod), amir0x will finally live in a cell with a big black cellmate that will easily make amir0x bend over and take it in the ass like the little bitchGAF he is.
On April 12th, 2018, amir0x is now a prisoner in a maximum security prison. Have fun with prison rape, amir0x!
The Users
After the cleansing of every rational individual that used to post there by feminazi mods, the site is now full of autistic shut-ins who go on social justice crusades and pretend to be better than everyone else judging them using unrealistic standards that make no sense in real life and their own admin can't hold himself up to because he's literally a racist and sexual harasser. Opa-Ages is frequently hosting neoGAF special olympics threads to decide on the biggest awkward aspie of the month. These are actually photos they chose and posted of themselves in the FaceGAF thread which means they were the best they could find. Yes, these people look like that at their best.
The members spend all their time dodging bullets because, on one hand, NeoGAF wants to be known as an "edgy" troll forum (even though not a single member on it has ever talked to a girl), but on the other, Tyler wants to suck-up to SJWs whom he hates despite the fact he's almost raped a girl. So posting is a Russian roulette where you have to guess if this week people are being banned for being too racist or for not racist enough.
You also can't say a single thing against the mods without getting banned. And we're not even talking about insults, just opinions. If a mod likes Bruce Springsteen and you like Jon Bon Jovi then you're fucking outta' here.
Lastly, you have to be mindful of which game company is paying Tyler to promote is this week. Praise or criticize the wrong one and you are banned.
As a result, being banned on this forum is a guessing game and its autistic members spend their time schizophrenically switching between trying too hard to be trolls who are "Too cool for the Internet", and feminist allies who white knight Anita.
The result is both sad, and hilarious to watch... like a clown dying.
Members of NeoFAG: Pedophiles in Denial?
Posted on August, the third, 2012, RurouniZel, a roneryfag and a shittyFan, of 2D Sonic games, insisted with a TL;DR message that NeoFags who enjoy the Atelier series were being Accused of being pedophiles without giving examples of said accusations. It seems a those accusations came up on previous threads and the result was a garbage circlejerk of people arguing over the pros and cons of pedophilia.
This may seem like an isolated incident, but it fucking isn't. Apparently, NeoGAF is a safe-haven for child molesters who troll the site for (not even) jailbait. Various threads about kiddie fiddling have been posted over the years and a number of real-life pedobears operate fairly openly on a forum filled with children. One particular thread has been saved by TheRalphRetort where the entire forum, including one of the moderators (and not the one quoted above - there are several pedo-sympathizer mods on GAF) rushed to the defense of someone who admitted to being sexually attracted to little kids.
Not only did they defend the potential statutory rapist, the defended a literal one when at least one user admitted to being an active pedophile.
And what did the mods do to people who criticized these NAMBLA members? They banned them.
That's right, on NeoGAF, a forum filled with kids, saying that pedophilia is bad is a bannable offense.
After the article on TheRalphRetort was posted NeoGAF's army of baby fuckers tried to get their butthurt revenge on Ralph but were unable to take him down because he's not a 12 year old girl.
And gay incest. NeoGAF would argue if heterosexual incest or homosexual incest is better.
NeoGAF Vs. JonTron
In its final years, NeoGAF moved from shit-talking to outright slcktivism, actively trying (and failing) to destroy games made by people they don't agree with. Usually this would be done with the silent treatment. IE: Banning all discussion of a certain game by the mods in an attempt to deny it publicity. But in special cases, the sperg rage would spill over into a full-on retard war.
One such case was their year long war with JonTron. See, after Jafari☪ came out as our guy, NeoGAF decided they hate him and must wage holy war against him by attacking games for which he does free cameos.
Yooka-Laylee was the first game they tried to do this for, with hilarious results.
You see,the game was a crowdfunded "spiritual successor" of Banjo Kazooie, of which Jon was a fan (much like Mighty No. 9... see where this is going yet?). As such, Jon was offered to do a voice for one of the characters. Hearing this, NeoGAF petitioned the creators of the game to remove the cameo in an attempt to hurt Jon by having someone else lose good publicity by removing content Jon wasn't even paid for (???????). What they thought would be gained by this is unclear, but what actually happened was that the game was fucking annihilated.
By removing Jon from the game they engendered animosity with every youtube video game reviewer, who would have been their primary shills. Soon the game was inundated with bad reviews and was dead in the water. Now, was the game actually bad? No one knows because, after all the bad press, no one played it.
And so, some third rate developers destroyed their only chance at success with a game they spent years working on by removing a voice cameo from a game that doesn't even have dialog (SRSLY - no one talks in this game they just make funny noises).
A Hat in Time was their second attempt to do this, after the massive "success" of the Yooka-Laylee incident. Again they accosted the developers with demands to remove JonTron from the game. Only this time, they were hilariously ignored. JonTron remained in the game, the game got overwhelmingly good reviews, and its developers are openly throwing shade at SJW gaming sites and GAFsters who are desperately looking for something bad to say about it in a doomed attempt to hurt its skyrocketing sales.
FeoNAG
One day on GAF, a momentous discovery occurred. Another site called NAG had been literally copying everything they did. Every fucking thing. ToS, layout, announcements, tags, even those little messages under the username. Don't believe me? Look for yourself (Archive).
But it gets better. Or worse...however you look at it. This guy who runs NAG is from Africa named Miktar. He's also a dragon furry. No,seriously. Also, he admits he faps to dinos in the linked thread and says he does it as a hobby and not for a living (Fursecution would prevent such a market from developing). It gets lulzier here:
—Miktar, on Dragon Penises. |
More plot twists! It turns out Miktar's real name is Ed Kock and his husband shows up on NeoGAF to defend him. This is srs bsns. Also, a pic of a naked man humping an inflatable dragon was found on his FTP. Seriously.
Despite all of this, I think we can all agree the site is still 1,000,000x better than NeoGAF. They also have Signatures (CLEARLY SUPERIOR!!!!!!).
Tyler Rapes a women (and the death of NeoGAF)
In late 2017 a woman accuser Tyler Malka of sexually assaulting her to the surprise of no one who's at all familiar with his history.
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Soon after 3 4 admins (only 1 left) and 8 11 mods quit (so far), every thread became a low-key "Tyler is a rapist but please don't ban me" thread, the forum went dark TWICE and users started making kamikaze "ban me" threads and then leaving on their own because there is no staff left to ban them and the entire site is being declared officially dead by the internet at large.
GeoNAF Reset Era Whoever the fuck NeoFAGS scatter to the winds
The NeoGAF rapefugees all flooded to a hastily made replacement forum where the community is split between genuine SJW who loved NeoGAF for the totalitarian, communist microcosm that it was and left because this 5th sexual assault by Tyler (and like 20th by a staff member in general) was just too much for them to bare, and people opening thread after thread about how much the hated Tyler, his forum, his mods, his admins and everything about them and were only pretending so they don't get banned.
The future of this forum and who will inherit it remains to be seen.
The NeoGAF rapefugees have now split up between about 17 different, newly made replacement forums and communities ranging from okay forums, to right wing circlejerks where all the users who hated Tyler and the mods can finally speak freely, to perpetual battlegrounds where former NeoGAF SJWs and anti-SJWs fight over the future identity of their now online pillow fort, to several absolute shitshows run by the same sexual predator mods who resigned from NeoGAF that promise to ramp up the tranny posting and banning up to 11 and be even worse than NeoGAF ever was (one even outright promised not to approve new accounts by users who don't prove they're not white).
Meanwhile, those rapefugees who don't want to join a sad, day old replacement to a site they hung onto purely due to its former glory, are all migrating to other gaming sites and being told to fuck off by the admins. That's right, a number of major online gaming communities are outright hostile to former NeoFAGS and are telling them not to join their site. Those that don't soon realize their mistake when the new arrivals start trying to backseat moderate their new forums into a new NeoGAF by encouraging mods and other users not to talk about games the creators of which they deem to be not progressive enough in a sad attempt to deny them publicity, and are subsequently told to fuck off.
With this, NeoGAF and its legacy is officially dead. None of these splinter sites, desperately fighting for NeoGAFS old userbase amongst each other, will ever raise to the old site's prominence again. There will be no industry insiders visiting their sites to create an air of importance around them, Sony or any other company will not dump money on them to shill their wares, their users will no longer have any incentive to comply with the draconian rules of the faggot mods for the privilege of posting on a forum nobody cares about, and their unsuccessful campaigns to attack games made by developers who dare to disagree with them or hire JonTron as a voice actor will be even less successful than they were before.
NeoGAF is officially dead.
How To Troll NeoGAF
- Talk about certain games Tyler Malka forbid to discuss about. Example: Dungeon Travelers 2.
- Duscuss about your favorite anime NeoGAF finds non-normal, like Boku no Pico for example.
- Post images of otaku dolls and big glass cases displaying otaku dolls.
- Ask Tyler Malka a question he doesn't want to answer on his Twitter page. But be warned, you'll be blocked instantly.
- Make plenty of Photoshopped images that would offend NeoGAF and post it on the internet for them to see.
- Ask @NeoGAF a controversial question on Twitter. He'll block you like you've never been blocked before.
- Make a debate about heterosexual incest and homosexual incest. NeoGAF loves these types of incest.
- Login to FFXIV on Ultros and shout GAF'D!.
- Talk about pedophilia. NeoGAF loves pedophilia.
- Disagree with Anita Sarkeesian. You'll get banned quick.
- Talk about their archenemies (examples: 8chan, GamerGate).
How To Troll NAG
NAG is easy trolling material and can be exploited by the average EDiot as it takes disposable email and has a fanbase of idiots (Not unlike GAF). Just go on NAG and talk about the furries and niggers that go there. Also the fanbase is cultish towards their dragon leader, so fucking with him will start a shitstorm.
Also, if that fails, you can always use their IRC at nigger.furfag.gay sa.shadowfire.org for massive win. NAG uses /b/'s memes a lot for some strange reason. Furries are not welcome at /b/. Just make sure to go there and spam this image from his FTP non-stop.
Gather Against Fate: A Final Fantasy XIV Guild
Moar info: Gather Against Fate.
Short version: They created Gather Against Fate as the worst guild in the game and resorted to ruining it for everyone because they were mad that they can't play. Now they moved to ResetERA due to the death of NeoGAF and they're still the laughing stock.
For more information about the origins of NeoGAF's ResetERA's Final Fantasy XIV MMORPG guild and the GAF'D meme, proceed.
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See Also
- Tyler Malka
- Pedophiles
- Sony
- Fat - What all NeoGAF members are.
- Boogie2988 - Literally cyberbullied and banned for attempting to not take a side during the GamerGate era.
- Edwinsoft - Stole their logo.
External Links
- Neo
FAGGAF - FeoNAG Furry Gamers
- GAF's Srs Discussion.
- Rap Song by Seth Dub about how he no liek NeoGAF
- Banning in ACTION (archived: 1 2)
- "NeoGAF Asshole" meme
- NeoGAF is licking Zoe Quinn's rotten vagina over her 1 year anniversary of Five Guys and GamerGate.
- NeoGAF
- NeoGAF Asshole
- NeoGAF - Tyler Malka's Twitter page.
- NeoGAF Spreadshirt Store - Protip: Don't waste your money there.
- The cat's out of the bag! NeoGAF straight up admit that they aren't gamers while bitching about GamerGate.
- A Chris-Chan thread on NeoGAF praising him and his idea for a shitty indie game.
- ResetERA - NeoGAF 2.0
NeoFAG Links
- Voat - /r/NeoFAG - A community platform where you can freely throw your uncensored voice against the angst-filled cries from the fat sweaty shithole known as NeoGAF.
- 8chan - /neofags/ - 8chan was bro enough to let them stay now that Voat is more stable.
- Gaffots - Official anti-NeoGAF forums.
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