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'''2016'''... another shitty year. [[Censorship]] and government corruption are at an all-new high, as is [[Global Warming|Global Laming]], and its effects on the [[Earth]] begin to cause extreme amounts of damage, [[for the lulz]]. [[Liberals|Leftists]] have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out, but of course they've never had any brains in the first place. They've gone so far up their own ass that their entire ideology is nothing but [[Shit]] at this point. The right wing is beginning to shift into the only side worth fighting for due to the rise of dank memes and the alt-right; especially in Murka, after [[The Donald]] hijacked the [[GOP]]. [[SJW]]s have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood huWhite nations with [[Rapefugees]], whilst [[ISIS]] (and the jews) continuously commit acts of [[Mass Murder]] against the public. Speaking of which, there have been hundreds of mass shootings so far, yet very few have warranted their own page; unlike back in 2015.
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[[Truth|Everything will only get worse. This entire decade is shitty.]]
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was another shitty, yet incredibly lulzy year. [[Censorship]] and government corruption are at an all-new high, as is [[Global Warming|Global Laming]]. Its effects on the [[Earth]] are beginning to have [[extreme]] results, with some of the biggest storms in history, excessive droughts, and the hottest months on record. [[Liberals|Leftists]] have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out..And they have won the culture war. The [[SJW]] menace has infiltrated western civilization  to the very core, and every social institution conceivable, as it wrecks massive havoc and chaos upon the globe; [[SJW]]s have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood White nations with [[rapefugees]], whilst cia-funded [[ISIS]] retards continuously commit acts of [[mass murder]] against the public. Kids are dumber than ever before. Most [[Millennial]]s are man-children, and women are the sluttiest and most despicable ever, and everything in general is going to shit, while the world looms on the brink of economic and societal collapse.
 
However, when it comes to internet trolling, this has been one of the most productive years ever! The right wing got BTFO as the [[alt-right]] dumbasses from /pol/ seized power and got [[Donald Trump]] elected as the most powerful fucking man in the world after he hijacked the GOP and grappled the election from the smelly old murderous hag [[Hillary Clinton]]. The cyber-civil war between retarded right wing trolls and mentally shattered SJW twats raged on to never-before-seen tensions, and the amount of salt harvested from the tears of all parties was enough to physically build another great wall of china.
 
{{PAGENAME}} went down in history as one of the most chaotic, divisive and lulzy years in memory!


Need a recap of what happened [[2015|last year]]? We've got you covered.
Need a recap of what happened [[2015|last year]]? We've got you covered.


== Dramatica Events from 2016 ==
== Dramatica Events from {{PAGENAME}} ==
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=== January ===
=== January ===
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] suffers its first outage of the year
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] suffers its first outage of the year


*[[Germany]] is culturally enriched by Diversity as countless [[Rapefugees]] brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, and [[Angela Merkel]] cover it up.
*[[Germany]] is culturally enriched by Diversity as countless [[Rapefugees]] brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, media and [[Angela Merkel]] cover it up.


*Twitter removes "Verification" from [[Milo Yiannopoulos]]'s account, @Nero, which was obviously [http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/10/technology/twitter-hate-speech-crackdown-milo-yiannopoulos/index.html a very good idea]. {{hashtag|JeSuisMilo}} begins trending worldwide.
*Twitter removes "[[Verified|Verification]]" from [[Milo Yiannopoulos]]'s account, @Nero, which was obviously [http://money.cnn.com/{{PAGENAME}}/01/10/technology/twitter-hate-speech-crackdown-milo-yiannopoulos/index.html a very good idea]. {{hashtag|JeSuisMilo}} begins trending worldwide.


*January 14: [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|Alan Rickman]], the guy who played Severus Snape from [[Harry Potter]], dies.
*January 14: [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|Alan Rickman]], the guy who played Severus Snape from [[Harry Potter]], dies.
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*An outbreak of the [[Zika|Zika Virus]] occurs; Epic lulz follow.
*An outbreak of the [[Zika|Zika Virus]] occurs; Epic lulz follow.


*[[The Fine Bros]] kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds upon thousands of subscribers.
*[[The Fine Bros]]{{jew}} kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds upon thousands of subscribers.


=== February ===
=== February ===
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*[[North Korea]] violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. [[Russia]], tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.
*[[North Korea]] violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. [[Russia]], tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.


*[[Tumblr]] gets trolled via the [[Valentine's Day Massacre]].
*[[Tumblr]] gets trolled via the [[Valentine's Day Massacre]].


*[[John Oliver]]'s shitty meme, [[The Current Year]], gets its own ED page.
*[[John Oliver]]{{jew}}'s shitty meme, [[The Current Year]], gets its own ED page.


*Nearly 17 years after the massacre at [[Columbine]] High School, Susan Klebold, the mother of Dylan (one of the shooters) comes out of hiding. She releases her autobiography, conducts several interviews, and releases a massive amount of new details relating to her child.
*Nearly 17 years after the massacre at [[Columbine]] High School, Susan Klebold, the mother of Dylan (one of the shooters) comes out of hiding. She releases her autobiography, conducts several interviews, and releases a massive amount of new details relating to her child.
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=== March ===
=== March ===


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*A car bomb goes off in [[Turkey]], pwning [[Cho Seung Hui|32]] fags.
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*A car bomb goes off in [[Turkey]], pwning [[Cho Seung Hui|32]] fags.  


*[[Fembusters]], a shitty reboot of [[Ghostbusters]] causes a shitstorm of drama.
*[[Fembusters]], a shitty reboot of [[Ghostbusters]] causes a shitstorm of drama.
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=== April ===
=== April ===
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*Some dude teaches his then-girlfriend's [[Nazi pug]] to do a Nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to YouTube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows.
*Some dude teaches his then-girlfriend's [[Nazi pug]] to do a Nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to YouTube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows.


*Demonstrating the might of [[ISIS]], [[Abu Hajaar]] is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a [[Forced meme]] in the process.
*Demonstrating the might of [[ISIS]], [[Abu Hajaar]] is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a [[Forced meme]] in the process.


*A breakout of [[|ShoutYourStatus|#ShoutYourStatus]] occurs. It's some shitty hashtag made by [[Feminist]] cunts that actually encourages [[Whore|women]] to celebrate having STDs. <nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Oxymoron|Feministlogic]]
*A breakout of [[ShoutYourStatus|#ShoutYourStatus]] occurs. It's some shitty hashtag made by [[Feminist]] cunts that actually encourages [[Whore|women]] to celebrate having STDs. <nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Oxymoron|Feministlogic]]


*[[Prince]] dies. THE ELEVATOR TOOK HIM DOWN.
*[[Prince]] dies. THE ELEVATOR TOOK HIM DOWN.
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*[[Trigglypuff]], a morbidly obese [[SJW]], is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most lulzy fuckers since [[Chris-chan]].
*[[Trigglypuff]], a morbidly obese [[SJW]], is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most lulzy fuckers since [[Chris-chan]].


*Europe continues to be flooded by [[Rapefugee]]s.  
*Europe continues to be flooded by [[Rapefugee]]s.
 
*[[Brian Martin]] as [[FuturisticHub]] [https://www.engadget.com/{{PAGENAME}}/04/04/youtube-channel-dispute-20m-award/ lost a lawsuit of $20M] for [[scam|fraud]].
 
*The 10th year anniversary of [[Mitchell Henderson]] losing his beloved [[iPod]], later commiting [[an hero]].


=== May ===
=== May ===
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* The dude who made the video of his [[Nazi pug]] gets arrested by the pigs.
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* The dude who made the video of his [[Nazi pug]] gets arrested by the pigs.
* After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, YouTuber and massive whore, [[Evalion]], [[Fuck off|gets permab&]] after a mass-flagging campaign conducted by [[Onision]], [[LeafyIsHere]], and their countless [[autistic]] fanboys.


* After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, YouTuber [[Evalion]] gets permab& after a mass-report campaign conducted by [[Onision]], [[LeafyIsHere]], and their countless autistic fanboys.
* [[Rodrigo Duterte]] wins the Philippine elections, and creates a regime that pwns over 9000 drug dealers, triggering the international community.


*[[Ted Cruz|Lyin' Ted Cruz]], the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the 2016 Presidential race, after [[The Donald]] savagely anally rapes him for a few months.
*[[Ted Cruz|Lyin' Ted Cruz]], the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the {{PAGENAME}} Presidential race, after [[The Donald]] savagely anally rapes him for a few months.


*[[George Zimmerman]] sells the [[Gun]] he used to pwn [[Trayvon Martin]] with, for [https://www.rt.com/usa/343481-zimmerman-sells-trayvon-gun/ nearly $140,000].
*[[George Zimmerman]] sells the [[Gun]] he used to pwn [[Trayvon Martin]] with for [https://www.rt.com/usa/343481-zimmerman-sells-trayvon-gun/ nearly $140,000].


*EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the Mediterranean sea, killing all 66 on board. It is believed to have been an attack by ISIS.
*EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the Mediterranean sea, killing all 66 on board. It is believed to have been an attack by ISIS.


=== June ===
=== June ===
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* [[Mike Tyson|Muhammad Ali]] dies.
* [[Mike Tyson|Muhammad Ali]] dies.


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* A man kills Christina Grimmie during a meet and greet. People became [[butthurt]] over guns again.
* A man kills Christina Grimmie during a meet and greet. People became [[butthurt]] over guns again.


* Sick and tired of the fag menace, a 29 year old Muslim Arab man, Omar Mateen, commits the [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]], and slaughters dozens of fags for the lulz. This massacre went on to become the deadliest mass shooting - [[lie|in the entire history of America]]!
* Sick and tired of the fag menace, a 29 year old Muslim Arab man, Omar Mateen, commits the [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]], and slaughters dozens of fags for the lulz. This massacre went on to become the deadliest mass shooting before [[Stephen Paddock]] claimed it.


* The number of [[people]] displaced by conflicts globally is at the highest level in recorded history. Expect more [[Rapefugee]]s, [[Europeans|jackass]].
* The number of [[people]] displaced by conflicts globally is at the highest level in recorded history. Expect more [[Rapefugee]]s, [[Europeans|jackass]].
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* Two dindus are brutally pwn'd by cops in two separate events, inspiring more [[chimpouts]]. In response, a few nigras snipe half a dozen cops dead in what is known as the [[Dallas Sniper Attacks]].
* Two dindus are brutally pwn'd by cops in two separate events, inspiring more [[chimpouts]]. In response, a few nigras snipe half a dozen cops dead in what is known as the [[Dallas Sniper Attacks]].
* [[Pokémon Go]] is released; it's basically an Augmented-Reality game for your smartphone. It caused kids, teens and manchildren to go outside frequently to catch those pokomanz. So the reason why you're seeing so many of these cancerous faggots from [[Generation Z]] everywhere is because of this fuckin' game.
* [[Pokémon Go]] is released; it's basically an Augmented-Reality game for your smartphone. It caused kids, teens and manchildren to go outside frequently to catch those pokomanz. So the reason why you're seeing so many of these cancerous faggots from [[Generation Z]] everywhere is because of this fuckin' game.
* Trolls celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the original [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|Habbo Raids]], with [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2016]].
* Trolls celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the original [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|Habbo Raids]], with [[The Great Habbo Raid of July {{PAGENAME}}]].
*Yet another muslim goes apeshit in [[France]], [[Nice Truck Attack 16|running over and killing over 80 people with a truck]].
*Yet another muslim goes apeshit in [[France]], [[Nice Truck Attack 16|running over and killing over 80 people with a truck]].
*On the 5th anniversary of [[Anders Behring Breivik|the 2011 Norway attacks]], a young arab dude pwns nearly a dozen people in a shooting spree in [[Munich Massacre|Munich, Germany]].
*On the 5th anniversary of [[Anders Behring Breivik|the 2011 Norway attacks]], a young arab dude pwns nearly a dozen people in a shooting spree in [[Munich Massacre|Munich, Germany]].
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=== August ===
=== August ===
*The {{PAGENAME}} Summer [[Olympics]] are held in [[Brazil]]. Naturally, a lot of crazy shit goes down.
*Brazil impeaches the president, Dilma Rousseff.
*[[Imma-The-Deer]] threatens to become an hero, causing a major shitstorm on [[DeviantArt]]. <s>s</s>he later has his account [[GTFO|terminated]].
*[[Sam Hyde]] perpetrates his 100th mass shooting! The fourth massacre to occur on American soil on the same day.


=== September ===
=== September ===


*September 13 is the 10th anniversary of [[Kimveer Gill]]'s chimpout at his school. It took 10 years for us to make an article about that fag and for good reason. Rest in piss.
*September 13 is the 10th anniversary of [[Kimveer Gill]]'s chimpout at his school. It took 10 years for us to make an article about that fag and for good reason. Rest in piss.
*[[Best Korea]] sets us up the bomb for the 5th time, causing the world (including Russia and China) to overwhelmingly condemn the crazy ass nation.
*[[Bob8466]] attempts to go for the [[High Score]] but chooses to become [[an hero]] instead. Later found out to be an [[EDiot]].


=== October ===
=== October ===
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* The [[Killer Clown Epidemic]] breaks loose in the [[United States]], and becomes a worldwide [[circlejerk]] overnight.
*[[4chan]] comes close to shutting down for good. Fags like [[Martin Shkreli]] and [[Notch]] show interest in buying out the website. Extreme drama floods all of the chans.
*The last of the [[{{PAGENAME}} Presidential Election|Presidential Debates]] of [[Dumbfuckistan]] occur.
*Hurricane Matthew goes super saiyan-5 and pwns the Caribbean, scoring over 1,000 frags.
*ED servers fuck up, raping all our images temporarily.
*[[Jon Sudano]] becomes an overnight sensation; a living meme.
{{Clear}}


=== November ===
=== November ===
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* '''THE BIGGEST TROLL OF ALL TIME''': [[Donald Trump]] becomes the most powerful man in the world after getting elected President of the United States from an epic amount of shilling and trolling by 4chan autists, triumphing over the mass murdering crazy old lady, [[Hillary Clinton]].
* 5 years after [[Fukushima]], God smites the Japs with another massive earthquake. Sadly, minimal damage was reported.
* A [[Somalia|Somalian]] [[rapefugee]] immigrates to [[Ohio]] and enriches the [[Ohio State University]] with diversity, injuring a dozen people with a happy [[knife]].
* The [[PizzaGate]] pedophilia scandal breaks loose. Old media rushes to condemn it as "fake news".


[[Donald Trump]] becomes the most powerful man in the world after becoming POTUS. (Predicted)
{{Clear}}


=== December ===
=== December ===


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*[[Jill Stein]] cucks her party, stealing millions of dollars in the aftermath of the [[{{PAGENAME}} Elections]].
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*Court evidence relating to [[Dylann Roof]] is released to the public, as his trial inches closer..
 
*[[Logan Clark]], a 14 year old boy, gets shot after pulling a knife on his classmates.
 
*A 4chan user commits suicide by injecting his veins with acid. Anons name him [[AcidChan]].
 
*Some fag [[:File:Sockpuppet Spree.PNG|creates hundreds of accounts]] to attack the wiki. Much lulz follows...
 
*A [[Turkey|turkroach]] named [[Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş]] potentially starts [[WW3]] after assassinating the Russian Ambassador to Turkey live on TV, and strikes a humorous pose- instantaneously becoming a powerful meme.
 
*[[Justin-anon]] attempts to an hero by slicing the fuck out of his wrists, painting his house with his own blood. Believed to have either died or been sent to the hospital and loony bin.
 
*[[Kristi Winters|baphomet]] doxes Bearing, which in turn causes a drama that lasts well into [[2017]].
 
*[[Newgrounds]] gets brutally fucked up the ass by the [[MPAA]] and deletes any flash projects that use copyrighted music; literally tens of thousands of flashes dating back as far as the early 2000s get wiped off a once-relevant site.
 
*After somehow managing to score Sysop again, resident supervillain [[Onideus]] sperges out and gets de-opped once more.
 
*[[Torture|Guantanamo Bay]] still isn't closed down. <s>[[Obama|Yes we can]]</s>
 
*Notable IRL Troll, [[Joey Boots]] passes away at the age of 49.
 
*Obama rushes to actually get something done for once in his presidency and floods America with countless hordes of mudslimes and mexicunts. Also chimps out and fucks with Trump.
 
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It’s 2016, and if you’re not cool with homosexuals in your schools teaching your kids about butt sex … Peace, because hate is wack.
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2016 was another shitty, yet incredibly lulzy year. Censorship and government corruption are at an all-new high, as is Global Laming. Its effects on the Earth are beginning to have extreme results, with some of the biggest storms in history, excessive droughts, and the hottest months on record. Leftists have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out..And they have won the culture war. The SJW menace has infiltrated western civilization to the very core, and every social institution conceivable, as it wrecks massive havoc and chaos upon the globe; SJWs have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood White nations with rapefugees, whilst cia-funded ISIS retards continuously commit acts of mass murder against the public. Kids are dumber than ever before. Most Millennials are man-children, and women are the sluttiest and most despicable ever, and everything in general is going to shit, while the world looms on the brink of economic and societal collapse.

However, when it comes to internet trolling, this has been one of the most productive years ever! The right wing got BTFO as the alt-right dumbasses from /pol/ seized power and got Donald Trump elected as the most powerful fucking man in the world after he hijacked the GOP and grappled the election from the smelly old murderous hag Hillary Clinton. The cyber-civil war between retarded right wing trolls and mentally shattered SJW twats raged on to never-before-seen tensions, and the amount of salt harvested from the tears of all parties was enough to physically build another great wall of china.

2016 went down in history as one of the most chaotic, divisive and lulzy years in memory!

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatica Events from 2016

Hide your CP.
Evalion
omar in the flesh

January

  • Germany is culturally enriched by Diversity as countless Rapefugees brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, media and Angela Merkel cover it up.
  • January 15: TOW celebrates its 15th birthday
  • An outbreak of the Zika Virus occurs; Epic lulz follow.
  • The Fine Bros✡ kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds upon thousands of subscribers.

February

  • North Korea violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. Russia, tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.
  • Nearly 17 years after the massacre at Columbine High School, Susan Klebold, the mother of Dylan (one of the shooters) comes out of hiding. She releases her autobiography, conducts several interviews, and releases a massive amount of new details relating to her child.

March

  • A car bomb goes off in Turkey, pwning 32 fags.
  • A suicide bomber wipes off 70+ Christfags and rapes 300 more during a suicide attack in Lahore, Pakistan.
  • Alison Rapp, a pedophile slut, is fired from Nintendo after a campaign launched by Daily Stormer to get her employment terminated. She was investigated heavily by the Internet Hate Machine and many juicy details were dug up, such as that she was an escort, pedophile, SJW on steroids, and completely despicable construct of genetic failure, and a plague upon western society.

April

  • Some dude teaches his then-girlfriend's Nazi pug to do a Nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to YouTube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows.
  • Demonstrating the might of ISIS, Abu Hajaar is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a Forced meme in the process.
  • Prince dies. THE ELEVATOR TOOK HIM DOWN.
  • Trigglypuff, a morbidly obese SJW, is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most lulzy fuckers since Chris-chan.

May

  • The dude who made the video of his Nazi pug gets arrested by the pigs.
  • Rodrigo Duterte wins the Philippine elections, and creates a regime that pwns over 9000 drug dealers, triggering the international community.
  • Lyin' Ted Cruz, the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the 2016 Presidential race, after The Donald savagely anally rapes him for a few months.
  • EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the Mediterranean sea, killing all 66 on board. It is believed to have been an attack by ISIS.

June

  • After 17 years of construction, the world's longest tunnel opens in Switzerland. They celebrate the completion of this monumental task with bizarre ritualistic and "artistic" performances.
  • A man kills Christina Grimmie during a meet and greet. People became butthurt over guns again.
  • Sick and tired of the fag menace, a 29 year old Muslim Arab man, Omar Mateen, commits the Pulse Nightclub Massacre, and slaughters dozens of fags for the lulz. This massacre went on to become the deadliest mass shooting before Stephen Paddock claimed it.
  • The number of people displaced by conflicts globally is at the highest level in recorded history. Expect more Rapefugees, jackass.

July

August

  • The 2016 Summer Olympics are held in Brazil. Naturally, a lot of crazy shit goes down.
  • Brazil impeaches the president, Dilma Rousseff.
  • Sam Hyde perpetrates his 100th mass shooting! The fourth massacre to occur on American soil on the same day.

September

  • September 13 is the 10th anniversary of Kimveer Gill's chimpout at his school. It took 10 years for us to make an article about that fag and for good reason. Rest in piss.
  • Best Korea sets us up the bomb for the 5th time, causing the world (including Russia and China) to overwhelmingly condemn the crazy ass nation.

October

  • 4chan comes close to shutting down for good. Fags like Martin Shkreli and Notch show interest in buying out the website. Extreme drama floods all of the chans.
  • Hurricane Matthew goes super saiyan-5 and pwns the Caribbean, scoring over 1,000 frags.
  • ED servers fuck up, raping all our images temporarily.
  • Jon Sudano becomes an overnight sensation; a living meme.

November


  • THE BIGGEST TROLL OF ALL TIME: Donald Trump becomes the most powerful man in the world after getting elected President of the United States from an epic amount of shilling and trolling by 4chan autists, triumphing over the mass murdering crazy old lady, Hillary Clinton.
  • 5 years after Fukushima, God smites the Japs with another massive earthquake. Sadly, minimal damage was reported.
  • The PizzaGate pedophilia scandal breaks loose. Old media rushes to condemn it as "fake news".

December

  • Court evidence relating to Dylann Roof is released to the public, as his trial inches closer..
  • Logan Clark, a 14 year old boy, gets shot after pulling a knife on his classmates.
  • A 4chan user commits suicide by injecting his veins with acid. Anons name him AcidChan.
  • A turkroach named Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş potentially starts WW3 after assassinating the Russian Ambassador to Turkey live on TV, and strikes a humorous pose- instantaneously becoming a powerful meme.
  • Justin-anon attempts to an hero by slicing the fuck out of his wrists, painting his house with his own blood. Believed to have either died or been sent to the hospital and loony bin.
  • baphomet doxes Bearing, which in turn causes a drama that lasts well into 2017.
  • Newgrounds gets brutally fucked up the ass by the MPAA and deletes any flash projects that use copyrighted music; literally tens of thousands of flashes dating back as far as the early 2000s get wiped off a once-relevant site.
  • After somehow managing to score Sysop again, resident supervillain Onideus sperges out and gets de-opped once more.
  • Notable IRL Troll, Joey Boots passes away at the age of 49.
  • Obama rushes to actually get something done for once in his presidency and floods America with countless hordes of mudslimes and mexicunts. Also chimps out and fucks with Trump.

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