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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Jacob Robida'''</big>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|June 13, 1987}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|February 5, 2006 (aged 18)}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 2, injured 4}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}} | |||
{{Ibend}} | |||
[[Image:Robida.jpg|thumb|left|Closeted.]] | [[Image:Robida.jpg|thumb|left|Closeted.]] | ||
[[Image:Self-styled_serial_killa.jpg|thumb|[[Psychopath|His ambition was serial killing, but his grades weren't good enough.]]]] | [[Image:Self-styled_serial_killa.jpg|thumb|[[Psychopath|His ambition was serial killing, but his grades weren't good enough.]]]] | ||
Jacob Robida, known on [[MySpace]] as Jakejekyll, | '''Jacob Robida''', known on [[MySpace]] as '''Jakejekyll''', was a [[nazi]], [[juggalo]], [[13 year old boy|high school droupout]] and failed [[serial killer]] who was suspected of a hatchet-and-gun attack in a Massachusetts [[gay]] bar that injured three men, one critically, [[last Thursday]]. He also shot and killed a small-town police officer and his 33 year old girlfriend (who he met on the [[Internets]], of course) before he was fatally wounded in a gun battle with police the following Saturday. | ||
Jakejekyll shot the police officer twice during a traffic stop in Gassville, [[Arkansas]]. After speeding off, Jakejekyll drove over spike strips set out by state troopers about 25 miles away. He continued to drive with two punctured tires into downtown Norfork. Jakejekyll's car then careened into several parked vehicles to avoid a police barricade. After wrecking his car, Jake shot his girlfriend, killing her. He then started firing at police and they returned fire. Finally, the [[insane]] juggalo fatally shot himself [[in the ass|in the head]]. | Jakejekyll shot the police officer twice during a traffic stop in Gassville, [[Arkansas]]. After speeding off, Jakejekyll drove over spike strips set out by state troopers about 25 miles away. He continued to drive with two punctured tires into downtown Norfork. Jakejekyll's car then careened into several parked vehicles to avoid a police barricade. After wrecking his car, Jake shot his girlfriend, killing her. He then started firing at police and they returned fire. Finally, the [[insane]] juggalo fatally shot himself [[in the ass|in the head]]. | ||
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==Response from ICP's manager, Alex Abbiss== | ==Response from ICP's manager, Alex Abbiss== | ||
[[Image:Heath-ledger-death-photo.jpg|thumb|[[Batman|Another infamous dead clown]].]] | [[Image:Heath-ledger-death-photo.jpg|thumb|[[Batman|Another infamous dead clown]].]] | ||
[[File:Jake Jekyll.jpg|thumb|Yet another unoriginal MySpace killer]] | |||
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[[Cool story bro|"Today I'd like to speak out about the incident which took place in New Bedford, Mass. First, I'd like to say that we'd like to extend our condolences to the victims and their families in this tragedy. Our prayers are with you. And with that said, I would now like to address the whole issue. This guy had problems. Anyone going into a bar swinging an axe and shooting a gun would have to realize that they would get caught and/or get killed, and that this would be the last action they took for the rest of their lives, and would clearly have to be insane"]] [[Irony|(Much like INSANE clown posse)]] [[Cool story bro|"and out of their mind to do this...in my opinion, the perpetrator of this crime committed these acts not because he was a Juggalo, but because he was a neo-Nazi. He subscribed to an ideology of racism and bigotry, and was quite clearly, in my opinion, out of his mind. Anyone that knows anything at all about Juggalos knows that in no way, shape, or form would we ever approve of this type of bullshit behavior."]] | |||
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== Graded Score == | |||
{{GradedScore|2|4 injured|3| |14|Targeted a gay bar [[Omar Mateen|a decade before it was cool]]|11|Forced ICP to issue a statement for damage control|0|[[ALL CAPS|YOU GET NOTHING]]|30|F-|You are a disappointment to the Aryan brotherhood}} | |||
{| | {{Wanted|1}} | ||
[[ | ==Gallery== | ||
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{{cg|I told u i was hardocre.|galleryoffailure|center|<gallery> | |||
Image:6a00d8341c730253ef00e54f4d05248833-640wi.jpg|Jake liked make-up. He liked it a '''lot'''. | |||
Image:JakeJekyll nazibro.jpg|[[I told u i was hardcore]] | |||
File:Robida Car.jpg|Mission Failed (that's a 1999 Pontiac Grand Am btw) | |||
Image:gladyrdead2.jpg|Jake arrives in Shangri-La | |||
Image:Clownfuneral.jpg|funeral procession | |||
File:Jakejekyll grave.jpeg|[[Hell|Current residence]] | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:Robida young.jpeg|Jake as a young'un | |||
File:Jakejekyll Pool.jpeg|[[Pool's Closed]] | |||
File:Jim Sell.jpg|Jim Sell the traffic cop | |||
File:Jennifer Rena Dunlap Bailey.jpeg|Jennifer "BarbiesNightmare" Bailey, his [[milf]] [[goth]] gf he killed | |||
File:Jakejekyll Newspaper.jpg|As reported by the [[old media]] | |||
File:Jakejekyll DAY OF ACTION.jpg|As reported by fellow neo-nazis | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==External Links== | |||
*<strike>[http://optymyst.blogspot.com/2006/02/when-will-jokes-be-taken-seriously_08.html Story on OptyMyst's blog]</strike> - {{wayback|http://optymyst.blogspot.com/2006/02/when-will-jokes-be-taken-seriously_08.html|20060427125401}} | |||
*<Strike>[http://www.lampkeeper.com/blog/jekyll/ Jake's MySpace]</Strike> [[BALEETED]] - {{archive|7teFb}} | |||
*{{Wikilink|Jacob_D._Robida|Jacob Robida's entry on TOW}} | |||
*[http://murderpedia.org/male.R/r/robida-jacob.htm Jacob Robida's article on '''Murderpedia'''] | |||
*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/13262714/jacob_d-robida/photo Jakey Robida], [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/152490966/jennifer-rena-bailey Jenny Bailey], and [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/75702827/james-walter-sell Jimmy Sell] on '''[[Find a Grave]]''' | |||
*{{archive|61llF|Jake's Obituary}} & {{archive|ij1EI|Jennifer's Obituary}} & {{archive|ZC4jF|James's Obituary}} | |||
*{{archive|NcqAD|Excerpts of the suicide note}} | |||
*{{archive|Tm6fv|Article about the cop from a decade after}} | |||
*[http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/04/robida.arrest/index.html '''CNN''' coverage of the juggalo's final solution] | |||
{{High Scores}} | |||
{{anheroes}} | |||
[[Category:People]][[Category:Abnormal Psych]][[Category:Drama-generating techniques]][[Category:Myspace]] | |||
[[Category:2006]] | [[Category:2006]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:44, 1 December 2024
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| Jacob Robida | |
| Born | June 13, 1987 |
| Died | February 5, 2006 (aged 18) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 4 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Jacob Robida, known on MySpace as Jakejekyll, was a nazi, juggalo, high school droupout and failed serial killer who was suspected of a hatchet-and-gun attack in a Massachusetts gay bar that injured three men, one critically, last Thursday. He also shot and killed a small-town police officer and his 33 year old girlfriend (who he met on the Internets, of course) before he was fatally wounded in a gun battle with police the following Saturday.
Jakejekyll shot the police officer twice during a traffic stop in Gassville, Arkansas. After speeding off, Jakejekyll drove over spike strips set out by state troopers about 25 miles away. He continued to drive with two punctured tires into downtown Norfork. Jakejekyll's car then careened into several parked vehicles to avoid a police barricade. After wrecking his car, Jake shot his girlfriend, killing her. He then started firing at police and they returned fire. Finally, the insane juggalo fatally shot himself in the head.
His fellow nazis and juggaloes expect to meet him in Shangri-La.
Jake's autobiography
- Jake Jekyll im an 18yo whiteboy, ImmA be down ImmA be down ImmA down till im dead in the ground. but im also proud of who i am!!14/88!! got something to say about it send me a message(SeveredTorso)
Response from ICP's manager, Alex Abbiss
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 4 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 |
| Style: | 14/20 Targeted a gay bar a decade before it was cool |
| Butthurt: | 11/20 Forced ICP to issue a statement for damage control |
| Bonus: | 0/20 YOU GET NOTHING |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Gallery
I told u i was hardocre. About missing Pics
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Jake liked make-up. He liked it a lot. -
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Mission Failed (that's a 1999 Pontiac Grand Am btw) -
Jake arrives in Shangri-La -
funeral procession -
[Expand Gallery]
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Jake as a young'un -
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Jim Sell the traffic cop -
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As reported by the old media -
As reported by fellow neo-nazis
External Links
Story on OptyMyst's blog-
(Wayback Machine)Jake's MySpaceBALEETED -
(archive)
Jacob Robida's entry on TOW- Jacob Robida's article on Murderpedia
- Jakey Robida, Jenny Bailey, and Jimmy Sell on Find a Grave
- Jake's Obituary & Jennifer's Obituary & James's Obituary
- Excerpts of the suicide note
- Article about the cop from a decade after
- CNN coverage of the juggalo's final solution
