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Friedrich Leibacher was some paranoid oldfag that thought the [[ZOG|Zug]] government was conspiring against him, so he thought of one way to [[Mass Shooting|stop them]]
 
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Friedrich Leibacher'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Friedrich Leibacher'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Switzfag]]&nbsp;&nbsp;}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|July 21, 1944}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 14, Injured 18}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 27, 2001 (aged 57)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Yes, {{highscorelist}}}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Switzerland|Swissfag]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 14, injured 18}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yeah.}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yeah}}
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'''Friedrich Heinz Leibacher''' was some paranoid oldfag that thought the [[ZOG|Zug]] government was conspiring against him, so he thought of [[Mass Shooting|one way to stop them]].


== Background ==
== Background ==
Friedrich (Born July 21 1944), had several failed marriages with Dominican th0ts, and only managed to have one daughter out of all these relationships. Throughout 1970, he was convicted of several charges, including [[Incest|incest, probably with his daughter]], theft, forgery, and ultimately got put in the slammer with Big Bubba for 18 months because of these offenses. Once he was released, despite being employed in business before, he was left jobless. He then was diagnosed with a personality disorder probably due to the fact he was batshit insane. In 1998, the dumb fuck threatened to kill a Zug Transport Company bus driver, but luckily for him, he was not convicted. He was then involved in several lawsuits against the company along with the Zug government, saying he thought he was being treated unfairly. Though these lawsuits were dismissed by court however, which probably angered the fuck out of him, as he was also believing that the government was plotting against him.
Friedrich (born July 21, 1944) had several failed marriages with Dominican th0ts, and only managed to have one daughter out of all these relationships. Throughout 1970, he was convicted of several charges, including [[incest]], probably with his daughter, theft, forgery, and ultimately got put in the slammer with Big Bubba for 18 months because of these offenses. Once he was released, despite being employed in business before, he was left jobless. He then was diagnosed with a personality disorder probably due to the fact he was batshit insane. In 1998, the dumb fuck threatened to kill a Zug Transport Company bus driver, but luckily for him, he was not convicted. He was then involved in several lawsuits against the company along with the Zug government, saying he thought he was being treated unfairly. Though these lawsuits were dismissed by court however, which probably angered the fuck out of him, as he was also believing that the government was plotting against him.


== Gear ==
== Loadout ==
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File:Friedrich leibacher 2.jpg|His loadout consisted of a Remington 870 Express shotgun, some switzfag assault rifle, a good ol' Smith and Wesson, along with some crappy Sig Sauer pistol, he also wore a police uniform
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup
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*'''Primary''': S&W Model 19-7
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsColtPython.png|100px]]</center>
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*Sweet classical revolver made in the USA.
|-
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*'''Secondary''': SIG Sauer P232
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsP226.png|100px]]</center>
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*Small [[Gun control|semi-auto-fully]] [[Kraut]]-[[americunt]] pistol.
|-
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*'''Secondary''': Remington 870 Exp.
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsXM1014.png|100px]]</center>
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*The first long-gun to add something more interesting to the loadout so it doesn't feel too boring.
|-
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*'''Secondary''': SIG SG 550
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsACRRifle.png|100px]]</center>
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*Freddy managed to get this firearm due to switzerland's actually normal gun laws.
|-
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</div>


== Shooting ==
== Shooting ==
On September 27 2001, our hero walked into the Zug Parliament building to go on a mission of epic lulz. [[Epic Win|Because he was playing Hitman IRL, he was able to bypass security while wearing the police officer disguise]]. He then made his way into the chamber, were he opened fire on council members, politicians, and journalists. Afterwards, he then detonated a homemade bomb, and then shot himself. He fired a total of 91 rounds, and The pigs found a suicide note, which contained the words "Day of wrath for the Zug mafia"
On September 27, 2001, the Tag des Zornes, our hero walked into the Zug Parliament building to go on a mission of epic lulz. [[Epic Win|Because he was playing Hitman IRL, he was able to bypass security while wearing the police officer disguise]]. He then made his way into the chamber, were he opened fire on council members, politicians, and journalists. Afterwards, he then detonated a homemade bomb, and then he pulled a [[Kurt Cobain]] and ate a shotgun shell. He fired a total of 91 rounds, and the pigs found a suicide note, which contained the words "Day of wrath for the Zug mafia".


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:Friedrich In happier times.jpg|Friedrich posing with his wife and kidz
File:Friedrich Leibacher body.png|He was an hero.
File:Zug Massacre Diagram.jpg|Where shit happened
File:Zug Massacre Diagram.gif|Where shit went down
File:Friedrich and his gay lover.jpg|Him and his buttbuddy
File:Friedrich Heinz Leibacher.jpg
File:Friedrich leibacher 2.jpg|His gear
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== High Score ==
== Graded Score ==
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{{GradedScore|14|18 injured|9| |20|Dressed as a cop|20|Switzerland's worst mass shooting|20|Bonus points for getting a good score on medium mode|83|B|[[Breivik|Norway]], the prequel}}
|-
{{Wanted|2}}
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|-
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|14/20 ''18 Injured''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|9/20  
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|20/20 ''Dressed as a cop''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|20/20 ''Switzerland's worst mass shooting''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20 ''Bonus points for getting a good score on medium mode''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 83/100 ('''B''')</big>
|}
 
<center>'''Norway, the prequel'''</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
 
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<span style="font-size:16pt;font-weight:bold">Wanted Level:</span>
<br>
<span> ___________________ </span>
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<span> ___________________ </span>
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<br>
<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Police Force'''</span>
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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
* [[Switzerland|Switzerland]] - Where it happened
* [[Anders Behring Breivik]] & [[Gabriel Wortman]] - Fellow [[High Score]]rs and [[cop]] [[LARP]]ers
* [[Anders Behring Breivik]]


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Friedrich Leibacher
Born July 21, 1944
Died September 27, 2001 (aged 57)
Nationality: Swissfag  
Highscore Killed 14, injured 18
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yeah

Friedrich Heinz Leibacher was some paranoid oldfag that thought the Zug government was conspiring against him, so he thought of one way to stop them.

Background

Friedrich (born July 21, 1944) had several failed marriages with Dominican th0ts, and only managed to have one daughter out of all these relationships. Throughout 1970, he was convicted of several charges, including incest, probably with his daughter, theft, forgery, and ultimately got put in the slammer with Big Bubba for 18 months because of these offenses. Once he was released, despite being employed in business before, he was left jobless. He then was diagnosed with a personality disorder probably due to the fact he was batshit insane. In 1998, the dumb fuck threatened to kill a Zug Transport Company bus driver, but luckily for him, he was not convicted. He was then involved in several lawsuits against the company along with the Zug government, saying he thought he was being treated unfairly. Though these lawsuits were dismissed by court however, which probably angered the fuck out of him, as he was also believing that the government was plotting against him.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: S&W Model 19-7
  • Sweet classical revolver made in the USA.
  • Secondary: SIG Sauer P232
  • Secondary: Remington 870 Exp.
  • The first long-gun to add something more interesting to the loadout so it doesn't feel too boring.
  • Secondary: SIG SG 550
  • Freddy managed to get this firearm due to switzerland's actually normal gun laws.

Shooting

On September 27, 2001, the Tag des Zornes, our hero walked into the Zug Parliament building to go on a mission of epic lulz. Because he was playing Hitman IRL, he was able to bypass security while wearing the police officer disguise. He then made his way into the chamber, were he opened fire on council members, politicians, and journalists. Afterwards, he then detonated a homemade bomb, and then he pulled a Kurt Cobain and ate a shotgun shell. He fired a total of 91 rounds, and the pigs found a suicide note, which contained the words "Day of wrath for the Zug mafia".

Gallery

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 14/20 18 injured
Accuracy: 9/20
Style: 20/20 Dressed as a cop
Butthurt: 20/20 Switzerland's worst mass shooting
Bonus: 20/20 Bonus points for getting a good score on medium mode
Total Score: 83/100 (B)
Norway, the prequel
See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force


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