Oliver Canby

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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Oliver Maxwell Smart Canby is a Los Angeles based neckbeard hermaphrodite and neoconservative lefty who doesn't know what gender he really is, nor what job he should really take on.

He tries to be a normal, non-diseased man but avoids cum-like sunscreen because it's "feminine", and has a strange fundamentalist view on gayness because the Bible told him so as a good Christian to believe Leviticus 18:22.

He also makes irrelevant arguments against users about fucking preschool-level Bible concepts (like the Ten Commandents), when in fact he's actually a Satanist.

Canby is a basement-dwelling Autistic Dumbfuck who wants to be cured so he can have secks with girls instead of boys. He wants to commit Genocide of the human race to eliminate neurodiversity , mistaking the mentally deficient themselves to be a cult that promotes the spread of man-made diseases and cripples children's developing brains through poisonous Pink Guy Substances.

In fact, it's partially true as an actual cult endorsed on leftfag Tumblr, but it's anyone's guess why one Californian retard wants to wipe out all other retards: SELFISHNESS.

He wants The Man to make it legal by adding an Amendment to the United States Constitution even tough Canby is too severely retarded to even think about workin' for em;

   1. Anyone who supports, engages in, or partakes in neurodiversity shall be put to death by lethal injection.

   2. The constitutional principle of "due process" does not apply in cases of neurodiversity. Execution shall be carried out immediately following conviction.

Canby already thinks The Man will protect his pasty asscheeks as his grandfather works with the Honorary Ed Lolington and Thedreadedkettle and he will never be bumfucked even though he secretly craves it.

Canby obviously has violent tendencies (blaming it on his assburgers), having issued numerous indirect death threats along with three direct death threats and one incitement to murder. Adam Lanza has a near twin, having been born within 12 days of each other.

Like Lanza, Canby denies his severe, crippling Assburgers and does not want a cure, preferring to be cured of his virginity instead. He makes up girls like his famous older adoptive brother Christian Chandler and claims he had secks with them but won't prove it. But unlike Lanza, Canby is too much of a pussy to commit murder himself making him an admirer of Charles Manson.

On the Internets

• Autism is Bad

Oliver Canby is part of a series on Aspies.

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