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[[Image:Bram.jpg|thumb|right|'''Bram Cohen''' on the set of [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245115/ his latest flick].]] | [[Image:Bram.jpg|thumb|right|'''Bram Cohen''' on the set of [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245115/ his latest flick].]] | ||
[[Image:Torrentplz.jpg|thumb|TORRENT | [[Image:Torrentplz.jpg|thumb|TORRENT PLZKTHX!]] | ||
[[Image:Azureus2.jpg|thumb|Typical torrent client, notice the lag and extremely slow upload speeds.]] | [[Image:Azureus2.jpg|thumb|Typical torrent client, notice the lag and extremely slow upload speeds.]] | ||
'''Bram Cohen''' is the creator of [[Bittorrent]], the newest [[God]] in the [[hacker]] pantheon, and an [[asshole]]. He is also a keen [[porn]] collector and claims to suffer from [[Asperger's Syndrome]]. He is also a Jew. Like other Jews, Bram Cohen cannot get his ass a real job, instead living on charitable donations given by him from adoring [[geek]]s who are simply glad he created [[Bittorrent]]. | '''Bram Cohen'''{{jew}} is the creator of [[Bittorrent]], the newest [[God]] in the [[hacker]] pantheon, and an [[asshole]]. He is also a keen [[porn]] collector and claims to suffer from [[Asperger's Syndrome]]. He is also a Jew. Like other Jews, Bram Cohen cannot get his ass a real job, instead living on charitable donations given by him from adoring [[geek]]s who are simply glad he created [[Bittorrent]]. | ||
==People Who Hate Bram Cohen== | ==People Who Hate Bram Cohen== | ||
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The [[RIAA]] and [[MPAA]] hate Bram Cohen because they know people won't spend $$$ on music and movies if they can get it for free. Bram Cohen has stated numerous times that, although his hands are clean, the RIAA would love to get their grubby hands on him. Unfortunately, an old statement hidden on his website revealing that he wants to create "digital piracy" has landed him in a [http://www.wired.com/news/digiwood/0,1412,68046,00.html legally awkward position]. | The [[RIAA]] and [[MPAA]] hate Bram Cohen because they know people won't spend $$$ on music and movies if they can get it for free. Bram Cohen has stated numerous times that, although his hands are clean, the RIAA would love to get their grubby hands on him. Unfortunately, an old statement hidden on his website revealing that he wants to create "digital piracy" has landed him in a [http://www.wired.com/news/digiwood/0,1412,68046,00.html legally awkward position]. | ||
== | ==Places for Torrent site drama== | ||
[[Oink]] | |||
[[Waffles.fm]] | *[[Oink]] | ||
*[[Waffles.fm]] | |||
==See Also== | |||
*[[BitTorrent]] | |||
*[[RIAA]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.livejournal.com/~bramcohen Bram Cohen's LiveJournal]<br> | *[http://www.livejournal.com/~bramcohen Bram Cohen's LiveJournal] | ||
* | *[http://twitter.com/#!/bramcohen Twitter] | ||
:''(NOTE: | *[http://bramcohen.com Personal website]<br> | ||
*Posting [http://www.livejournal.com/~bramcohen/18978.html Python script] in your LJ automatically make you a geek for life? | |||
:''(NOTE:[[Python]] is in fact not code, but just pure gayness).'' | |||
{{aspies}} | {{aspies}} | ||
[[category: people|Choen, Bram]] | [[category: people|Choen, Bram]] | ||
Latest revision as of 22:02, 12 October 2015
Bram Cohen✡ is the creator of Bittorrent, the newest God in the hacker pantheon, and an asshole. He is also a keen porn collector and claims to suffer from Asperger's Syndrome. He is also a Jew. Like other Jews, Bram Cohen cannot get his ass a real job, instead living on charitable donations given by him from adoring geeks who are simply glad he created Bittorrent.
People Who Hate Bram Cohen
Microsoft hates Bram Cohen because they didn't have the imagination to think of Bittorrent first. Not only did they not think of Bittorrent, they ignored it completely. As a result, Bill Gates feels embarrassed and wants to run Bram Cohen out of business. Bram Cohen's response is that they are all talk and no action.
The RIAA and MPAA hate Bram Cohen because they know people won't spend $$$ on music and movies if they can get it for free. Bram Cohen has stated numerous times that, although his hands are clean, the RIAA would love to get their grubby hands on him. Unfortunately, an old statement hidden on his website revealing that he wants to create "digital piracy" has landed him in a legally awkward position.
Places for Torrent site drama
See Also
External Links
- Bram Cohen's LiveJournal
- Personal website
- Posting Python script in your LJ automatically make you a geek for life?
- (NOTE:Python is in fact not code, but just pure gayness).
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