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[[Image:Fat_Bold_Rileigh.jpg|thumb|Rileigh's actual IRL picture, [http://themurlocvillage.com/forums/showthread.php?p=76853#post76853 posted by Rileigh] in an ironic attempt to prove to people on the internet he doesn't care what they think.]]
<!--[[Image:Fat_Bold_Rileigh.jpg|thumb|Rileigh's actual IRL picture, [http://themurlocvillage.com/forums/showthread.php?p=76853#post76853 posted by Rileigh] in an ironic attempt to prove to people on the internet he doesn't care what they think.]]-->


Sometimes abbreviated to ''in real life'', '''IRL''' refers to the place where IRC Admin fags suck and take huge cocks anally on a daily basis.
'''IRL''' (abbreviated from '''in real life''') refers to the place where Admin fags suck and take huge cocks anally on a daily basis.


Used ironically or [[Sarcasm|sarcastically]] as part of Netspeak, IRL can be used to refer to any activity that can be done on [[IRC]], or in the broader sense, online.
Used ironically or [[Sarcasm|sarcastically]] as part of Netspeak, IRL can be used to refer to any activity that can be done on [[IRC]], or in the broader sense, online.


When online, one may often hear the phrase "I IS HOT GURL IRL". When this is heard, it should not be taken seriously, as they are most likely an [[wapanese|anime fan]], [[leftard]], or [[attention whore]], or in <s>some</s> all cases a [[basement-dweller|bald fat fuck masturbating to the words on his computer screen]]. It is [[no girls on the internet|extremely unlikely that they are in actuality an attractive female]].
When online, one may often hear the phrase "I IS HOT GURL IRL". When this is heard, it should not be taken seriously, as they are most likely an [[wapanese|anime fan]], [[leftard]], or [[attention whore]], or in <s>some</s> all cases a [[basement-dweller|bald fat fuck masturbating to the words on his computer monitor]]. It is [[no girls on the internet|extremely unlikely that they are actually an attractive female]].


[http://themurlocvillage.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8139 Rileigh], a prime example of the typical, [[fat]], bald, internet attention whore [[masturbating]] over pretending to be the girl he stalks in IRL.
<s>[http://themurlocvillage.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8139 Rileigh]</s> LINKS DOWN a prime example of the typical, [[fat]], bald, internet attention whore [[masturbating]] over pretending to be the girl he stalks in IRL.


[[Image:IRL Scary.jpg|thumb|Everyone [[on the Internet]].]]
[[Image:IRL Scary.jpg|thumb|Everyone [[on the Internet]].]]
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For a good example of IRL, simply refocus your eyes to take in that which lies slightly to the left and right, as well as above and below your shiny monitor box. The initial impression is clear: dark, shabby and lacking in [[emoticons]]. Why not just blow the whole fucking [[shitload]] up? Fortunately, this idea has already been created and forwarded by one [[George W. Bush]].
For a good example of IRL, simply refocus your eyes to take in that which lies slightly to the left and right, as well as above and below your shiny monitor box. The initial impression is clear: dark, shabby and lacking in [[emoticons]]. Why not just blow the whole fucking [[shitload]] up? Fortunately, this idea has already been created and forwarded by one [[George W. Bush]].
 
[[File:Rocket_crotch.gif|thumb|IRL Activities.]]
{{quote|Am i a man dreaming of being a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming of being a man?|Chuang Tzu}}
{{quote|Am i a man dreaming of being a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming of being a man?|Chuang Tzu}}


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==Things to do IRL==
==Things to do IRL==


<big><big>'''WARNING: FOLLOWING CONTENT WAS PROBABLY WRITTEN BY A THIR- HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS''' </big></big>
<big><big>'''WARNING: FOLLOWING CONTENT WAS PROBABLY WRITTEN BY [[Ghost|GHOST]], FROM TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO!!!''' </big></big>
*[[Fail|Join a yoga class]]
* [[Fail|Join a yoga class]]
*Talk to upper management
* Find a cure for cancer while Idling in [[Team Fortress 2|TF2]] to get a shitload of hats.  
*Find a cure for cancer while Idling in [[Team Fortress 2|TF2]] to get a shitload of hats.  
* Do coke
*Approve memos
* Lead a workshop  
*Do coke
* [[Fap]]
*Lead a workshop  
* Edit this article
*Remember birthdays
* Troll
*[[Fap]]
* Get [[rape]]d
*Direct workflow
* Visit Santa at the North Pole
*Edit this article
* Eat
*Troll
* Renovate your bathroom
*Shoot Yourself
* Start a band
*Get raped
* Masturbate
*Visit Santa at the North Pole
* Call your band "Lobsterman"
*Eat
* Get booed offstage at your first concert  
*Renovate your bathroom
* Exercise
*Micromanage
* [[Lulz|Choke the chicken]]
*Promote synergy
* Get laid (''Extremely difficult'')
*Start a band
* Fap
*Masturbate
* Die
*Call your band "Lobsterman"
* Shoot some b-ball outside of the school
*Get booed offstage at your first concert  
* Do a Baal Run
*Exercise
* [[Win]] (''not likely'')
*[[Lulz|Choke the chicken]]
* [[Fail]] (''you just did'')
*Get laid (<i>Extremely difficult</i>)
* File a sexual harassment lawsuit (''women only'')
*Hit on Deborah
* Never get promoted
*Fap
* Spread your life-generating wonder seed throughout the curvaceous valleys of your palm
*Get rejected
* Sleep
*Shoot some b-ball outside of the school
* Become [[An Hero]]
*Swallow [[cum|sadness]]
* Put things in your mouth  
*Send some faxes
* Find the Peng treasure
*Call a phone sex line
* Fap
*Cry deeply
* Die
*Do a Baal Run
* Hack (''cept u cant cuz [[I GOT NORTON]]'')
*Demand a refund
* Dream
*[[Win]] (<i>not likely</i>)
* Ask for it
*[[Fail]] (<i>you just did</i>)
* Crash your car
*Eat a bagel
* Find out who was phone
*File a sexual harassment lawsuit (<i>women only</i>)
* Wank
*Never get promoted
* Trick your body into thinking that you're fornicating
*Do vodka shots
* Be a black guy  
*Spread your life-generating wonder seed throughout the curvaceous valleys of your palm
* Meet the spy
*Sleep
* Eat ramen
*Shit on Deborah's desk
* Blog about how ramen is kawaii desu
*Become [[An Hero]]
* [[Transformers|Turn into a jet]]
*Buy a gun
* Fap
*Put things in your mouth  
* Put another CD in the CD drive
*Find the Peng treasure
* Build a computer
*Fap
* Press the power button
*Hack (<i>cept u cant cuz [[I GOT NORTON]]</i>)
* Update drivers
*Pussy out
* Clean your keyboard
*Dream
* Goto your kitchen to get a drink
*Jump out a window
* Goto the gas station
*Suck a dude's dick
* Fap moar
*Score some coke
* Shit in the sink
*Ask for it
* eat cyanide
*Crash your car
* mix ammonia and bleach in a bucket and inhale deeply above it
*Find out who was phone
* [[adult swim|Jerk off twelve times in one day just to see if you can do it]]
*Wank
* Literally breathe oxygen
*Suck your own dick
*Eat some chicken strips
*[[BME|Chop your balls off]]
*Black out in the sewer
*Trick your body into thinking that you're fornicating
*Be a black guy  
*Meet the spy
*Eat ramen
*Blog about how ramen is kawaii desu
*Fuck its brains out
*[[Transformers|Turn into a jet]]
*Bomb the Russians
*Crash into the sun
*Fap
*Die
*Put another CD in the cd drive
*Build a computer
*Press the power button
*Update drivers
*Clean your keyboard
*Goto your kitchen to get a drink
*Goto the gas station
*Fap moar
*Shit in the sink
*[[adult swim|Jerk off twelve times in one day just to see if you can do it]]
If this is actually an average day for you, please do us all a favor and [[An Hero|kill yourself]].
If this is actually an average day for you, please do us all a favor and [[An Hero|kill yourself]].


==Usage==
==Usage==
'''Usage Note:''' Some people try to use IRL as a synonym for "really", as in "I IRL hate her" or "I am IRL hungry", but this usage is widely discouraged for [[faggotry|obvious reasons]].
'''Usage Note:''' Some people try to use IRL as a synonym for "really", as in "I IRL hate her" or "I am IRL hungry", but this usage is widely discouraged for [[faggotry|obvious reasons]].
==Real Life vs The Internet==
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery perrow="3">
<center><gallery>
Image:Pedobear_IRL3.png|[[Pedobear]]
Image:Pedobearirl.png|[[Pedobear]]
Image:Mom's_ass.jpg|Image of someone's IRL mom's IRL ass.
Image:Mom's_ass.jpg|Image of someone's IRL mom's IRL ass.
Image:Powerthirst rawberry.jpg|Energy drinks also have real lightning.
Image:Powerthirst rawberry.jpg|Energy drinks also have real lightning.
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Image:Scott dixon.jpg|2008 In Real Life champion
Image:Scott dixon.jpg|2008 In Real Life champion
Image:Advice_dog_go_outside.jpg|Good advice for [[basement dweller]]s.
Image:Advice_dog_go_outside.jpg|Good advice for [[basement dweller]]s.
</gallery>
</gallery></center>


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
*[[Life]]
*[[Important people]]
*[[IRL Trolling]]
*[[IRL Trolling]]
*[[OL]]
*[[OL]]

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IRL (abbreviated from in real life) refers to the place where Admin fags suck and take huge cocks anally on a daily basis.

Used ironically or sarcastically as part of Netspeak, IRL can be used to refer to any activity that can be done on IRC, or in the broader sense, online.

When online, one may often hear the phrase "I IS HOT GURL IRL". When this is heard, it should not be taken seriously, as they are most likely an anime fan, leftard, or attention whore, or in some all cases a bald fat fuck masturbating to the words on his computer monitor. It is extremely unlikely that they are actually an attractive female.

Rileigh LINKS DOWN a prime example of the typical, fat, bald, internet attention whore masturbating over pretending to be the girl he stalks in IRL.

Everyone on the Internet.

Although Internet drama has been spotted on the Internets since Al Gore and the Renegade master invented it in 1984, the real world has been filled with IRL drama for at least 100 years. And, just like OL drama spawned trolls, IRL drama has spawned the recreational activity of trolling IRL.

For a good example of IRL, simply refocus your eyes to take in that which lies slightly to the left and right, as well as above and below your shiny monitor box. The initial impression is clear: dark, shabby and lacking in emoticons. Why not just blow the whole fucking shitload up? Fortunately, this idea has already been created and forwarded by one George W. Bush.

IRL Activities.
   
“ 		 
Am i a man dreaming of being a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming of being a man?
  		„
  		 

—Chuang Tzu

Above quote demonstrates the tendency of some people to ask the question: "what is IRL?". These are curious individuals. If you have the time to ask such questions then you are not spending enough time worrying about the size of your penis and when you will next have the secks. The only explanation is either that you are "secure" or possibly broken.

Things to do IRL

WARNING: FOLLOWING CONTENT WAS PROBABLY WRITTEN BY GHOST, FROM TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO!!!

  • Join a yoga class
  • Find a cure for cancer while Idling in TF2 to get a shitload of hats.
  • Do coke
  • Lead a workshop
  • Fap
  • Edit this article
  • Troll
  • Get raped
  • Visit Santa at the North Pole
  • Eat
  • Renovate your bathroom
  • Start a band
  • Masturbate
  • Call your band "Lobsterman"
  • Get booed offstage at your first concert
  • Exercise
  • Choke the chicken
  • Get laid (Extremely difficult)
  • Fap
  • Die
  • Shoot some b-ball outside of the school
  • Do a Baal Run
  • Win (not likely)
  • Fail (you just did)
  • File a sexual harassment lawsuit (women only)
  • Never get promoted
  • Spread your life-generating wonder seed throughout the curvaceous valleys of your palm
  • Sleep
  • Become An Hero
  • Put things in your mouth
  • Find the Peng treasure
  • Fap
  • Die
  • Hack (cept u cant cuz I GOT NORTON)
  • Dream
  • Ask for it
  • Crash your car
  • Find out who was phone
  • Wank
  • Trick your body into thinking that you're fornicating
  • Be a black guy
  • Meet the spy
  • Eat ramen
  • Blog about how ramen is kawaii desu
  • Turn into a jet
  • Fap
  • Put another CD in the CD drive
  • Build a computer
  • Press the power button
  • Update drivers
  • Clean your keyboard
  • Goto your kitchen to get a drink
  • Goto the gas station
  • Fap moar
  • Shit in the sink
  • eat cyanide
  • mix ammonia and bleach in a bucket and inhale deeply above it
  • Jerk off twelve times in one day just to see if you can do it
  • Literally breathe oxygen

If this is actually an average day for you, please do us all a favor and kill yourself.

Usage

Usage Note: Some people try to use IRL as a synonym for "really", as in "I IRL hate her" or "I am IRL hungry", but this usage is widely discouraged for obvious reasons.

Real Life vs The Internet

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Gallery

See Also

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Internets Lingo

AFAIK • ASL • BFF • BRB • BTFO • BTW • CBF • DBI • DFC • FFS • FTFY • FTW • G2G • GG • GTFO • IAWTC • IDGAF • IDK • IIRC • ILY • IMO • IMHO • ISHYGDDT • J/K • JFC • LMAO • LOL • M/F? • NSFW • OMG • QFT • PHP • ROFL • RTFM • SNCA • STFU • STFW • SWTF • TMI • TND • TTYL • WTF • YGGR • YWNBAW • ZOMG

Other Lingo

BCC • FIRRIB • FYIAD • FUBAR • GABYAW • IDIFTL • PITR • TLA • YHBT

Internet Places/Group

CDC • FCTC • FYAD • GNAA • IRC • LUE • PP4L • TJC • TOTSE

Moar Internet Shit

BBQ • GNU • GPG4Win • MTP • MMORPG • P2P • PGP • ROR

IRL Acronyms

BBS • BCE • BDIC • GNWT • ITT Tech • JFK • NORP • PB • YOLO

Bad Acronyms

ACLU • ACMA • ACORN • ALF • ATF • BDSM • BLP • CIA • CP • CSD • DMCA • EDL • ESRB • FBI • FA • FFA • FNB • IWF • L.U.L.Z. • MGTOW • MPAA • MTP • MUGEN • NAMBLA • NEDM • RIAA • SPH • SPLC • TBBT • TOW • WWJD


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