SJWiki

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The actual logo of SJWiki.

SJWiki is a collection of Tumblr-expressions femsplained by feminist hacks with the use of feelies. The wiki prides itself of not having any facts, as facts are known to cause triggers. The articles range from completely batshit crazy to extremely batshit crazy. The articles are written by ugly dykes and trannies, often a combination of the two. You are not allowed to edit if you happen to be male and find women attractive. There is absolutely NO ARGUING ALLOWED otherwise you are mansplaining and therefore WRONG. The wiki itself is about 6 pages long and most of the articles, the handful of ones with actual content anyway, are plagirised re-hashings of old studies and academic papers. Appropriately, the site is hosted and maintained by a sexual predator known for abusing multiple women. Hilarious considering it's supposed to be a "feminist site." Guess they should have gone with some higher quality writing talent.

History

SJWiki's bureacrat of the year.

SJWiki was shat out after members over at the cesspool known as RationalWiki decided that, because RationalWiki should focus on facts instead of feelies, they needed to steer way clear of the site. So they started their own wiki free of any of that real world bias. It was created because the evil privileged cis white male Armondikov had the audacity to propose that perhaps RW should be about rationality, not social issues. Also, some of the supposedly evil sexist men on the RationalWiki facebook page got sick of being femsplained to about how evil men are. According to rumors, they are totally an FBI honeypot. This is absolutely veritably true. It says so on the internet! They're loggin ya IP's, man!

Ownership

A reverse DNS lookup on the domain quickly reveals that none other than Laurelai hosts the site. When pressed for more information he revealed that he doesn't OWN the site merely pays for its hosting, DDOS mitigation, and its supplies of glitter cookies all under the safety of his mother's roof. Appropriately SJWiki's servers run on the cheapest of hardware in order to save Laurelai maximum money since his income is primarily gathered from mooching off of anyone stupid enough to listen to his sob stories. The combined force of a 2 by 4 wielded by a lupus riddled terminally ill child could bring it down at any moment.

Admins and bureaucrats

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  Femilisk
  Bureaucrat
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  Wesley
  Bureaucrat
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  Bastique
  Administrator
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  Ladyhal9k
  Administrator
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  Nofelix
  Administrator

Yep, that's right, former Wikipedia Jimbolicker Cary Bass is one of their sysops. That explains a few things.

Things that can get you banned

This is probably the most ban-happy wiki in history. You can get the boot for anything... Like:

• Making edits that veer from an extremist SJ opinion to any degree (even acknowledging that there is any criticism of their opinion without pointing out any person who has it must be a clone of Hitler and is a big no no).
• Using the word "Rape" (even in an article about rape).
• Arguing with an admin.
• Talking to an admin.
• Just not being an admin.
• Editing too much.
• Editing too little.
• Not editing at all.
• Attempting to edit.
• One of the paranoid admins suspects you for no reason so it bans you.
• Making new articles that an admin doesn't like (no explanation why).
• You can't even get an account approved unless you mention in your application that you are some form of extreme minority.

Choice articles

Since the wiki is run by 5 xenophobic autistics who ban anyone that doesn't have the same opinion as them, suspecting they are trolls, and because you can't expand on anything without "triggering" someone or bringing up something that requires debate which also gets you banned, few articles are more than a paragraph long. However, here are a few hilariously inept examples to showcase what this wiki is like:

• 4Chan:

“   Topics of rape, male dominance, female incompetence, hatred for feminism, “perfect wives”, and teaching woman how to behave can easily be found on any of the mentioned boards. As well as being acceptable topics on any board.   „     — SJWiki will protect you from 4chan

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• Encyclopedia Dramatica: You now need an account to view it.

“   Anything and everything is mocked, shamed, spat on, and derided here, including every race, creed, sexual orientation, and anything else you can possibly name, all in the name of being funny at the expense of others. Needless to say, do NOT visit this place if you cannot stomach shock images, smear jobs, racism, sexism, and anything else that you could possibly find offensive. About the only topics they don't allow are live action images of child pornography or bestiality, though this doesn't prevent them from making disgusting jokes about both.   „     — This is like a commercial for us

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• The other Wikipedia:

“   Wikipedia is an encyclopedia owned by an Objectivist, amongst other things.   „     — Jimbo is "other things"

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• Men's rights activists:

“   Popular areas for MRAs to gather are certain areas of 4chan and reddit, specifically /r/TheRedPill.   „     — Everyone on Reddit and 4Chan is a brony virgin according to SJWiki... which is not altogether untrue

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• Any other page:

“   This article is a stub. You can help SJWiki by expanding it.   „     — SJWiki has more stubs than an asian whorehouse

Trolling tips

• Please take the time to register for an account right now. Adminship is handed out to most users that make more than 3 edits.
• Copy/paste articles from Encyclopedia Dramatica or any kind of reasonable source of information.
• Ask for reasonable debate on any Social Justice issue and watch them block you for disagreeing
• Complain about reverse racism and misandry.
• Make a statement implying men/white people aren't the reason for every single problem ever
• Say Anita Sarkeesian is not a real gamer
• Say something about Rebecca Watson
• Say that being heterosexual is the norm
• Say that gender is formed in the womb; it's what's between your legs, femfag.
• Corollary: Say something nice about Cathy Brennan.
• Say that all these stupid new orientations containing poly,bi,pony or whatever else DON'T FUCKING EXIST and are the imagination of depressed 14 year olds who wants to be more special than the next one.
• To keep their hugbox safe from reality, they now require you to request an account. Make up some boilerplate SJ sob story, wait until your account is accepted, then do a few harmless edits until they assume you're safe, then go on a massive vandal spree. Warning, you can't upload pictures as a regular user, so that sort of vandalism is out, but ASCII shock images and links to shock sites should still work, but don't make it too obvious. For better leet infiltration, randomly post words from their dictionarie battshitica
• They have a secret code that if you say it, they will make you an admin. Just say, "I'm a maab trans pan poly tuna fish sandwich."
• Identify yourself as a Bert, a good guy and lover of freedom. This is more of their battshitica
• As mentioned, you can't even get an account approved unless you mention in your application that you are some form of extreme minority. A good choice is, "I'm a furry. We are the most oppressed group of all time." Furries are like transgender, anyone can claim to be this without surgery or proof. "You want to see a photo of me in a fursuit for proof?! How dare you! Not all furries own fursuits! This is fursecution!" As a furry, you can, like Taurin Fox, claim furry porn is not porn but purely spiritual art.

Things that can get you admin privs

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• Just contribute to the wiki for about half a day and you're in.

SJWiki on Encyclopedia Dramatica

When they saw this article they were pretty mad and created a counter article which they had to label as "triggering".

“   Encyclopedia Dramatica is, in theory, a dictionary for the phenomena that occurs in 4chan. In reality, its a stinking shithole of bad articles, poor formatting, and porn ads. You know your site is bad when mainstream porn sites aren't willing to fund you.   „     —Sadik, creating ED's article on SJWiki.

Later, after noticing this was posted on QOTN, the article was changed to:

“   Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED) is, in theory, a dictionary for the phenomena that occurs in 4chan. In reality, it is a place for recruiting the most gentle of gentlemen are caring individuals. And probably a front for Mensa. You know your site is edgy when mainstream porn sites aren't willing to fund you. Given their founder was a woman and how well they treat her and respect her, ED is the most feminist and most social justice-oriented wiki on the internet.   „     —Sadik, but this time with sarcasm.

At the moment the article is being edited and re-edited over and over, getting ready to leave the sandbox.

See Also

• I Dislike Cis People - An avid visitor of SJWiki.
• Laurelai - Site admin with his own article.
• RationalWiki - Wasn't liberal enough for them.
• Red Link - Everything on there.

External links

• The site itself
• Group No longer available.
•  Their Facebook fanpage instead of the group
•  Their actual account
•  A parody account Got suspended.
• sjwiki
• Their subreddit
• On Pintrests for some reason
• Dead early version
• Looking for users on Atheism+ forums

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