Kitten Bagger

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Kitten Bagger is a American boy made famous for a video in which he vacuum seals two kittens in a bag and suffocates them on Christmas eve while playing Christmas music and laughing. The video was originally featured on JewTube, but has since been pulled because of its content. It went viral on the internet under the name 1 Boy 2 Kittens and outraged everyone

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How it Started

On Wednesday, September 18th, the original video was linked on /b/ with the text "HELP /b/, FIND THIS BITCH". Soon the moralfag witchhunt began. Much to the disagreement of many /b/tards who got many lulz out of the video. He was described as 5"10'-5"11', brown hair, green eyes, Caucasian. It should be noted that the lack of cats present seriously hampered search efforts, as apparently even puppies are fair game for most of /b/. The 4chan community is waging a full out war to find this sicko.