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Harambe

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ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Harambe will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.
These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.

Harambe was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street nigger. He dindu nuffin and had just celebrated his 17th birthday. Lo and behold, some dumb negress named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a retarded and drug dealing degenerate darkie. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the Womyn and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent. Later, this brave primate was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate. It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “all pull together” in Swahili. (more like "all pull your dicks out together")


Clinton/Trump/Harambe
Base Clinton/Trump H2H
Hillary Clinton Donald Trump Unsure
Hillary Clinton 48% 94% 1% 2%
Donald Trump 43% 1% 95% 3%
Harambe 5% 3% 2% 47%
Unsure 4% 2% 2% 49%

Dicks out for Harambe


Danny Trejo knows

And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?

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