Sulejman Talovic

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Sulejman Talovic
Nationality: Bosnian  
Highscore 5 killed, 4 injured.
Top 50? No
Style Single player
An Hero? No, shot by cops.


Sulejman Talovic was some sandnigger that in 2007 tried to get the high score but was stopped by some pigs in blue before he could finish. He was some highschool dropout loser who, after living a sad life with no computer, decided to go AMOG. Although his motive is unknown some argue that he was a mudslime killing to get his fair share of virgins. This fucker had his 10 minutes of fame and then was completely forgotten when Cho killed 32 at V-Tech.

The Shooting

Loadout

His guns n shit
Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Mossberg Maverick 88
  • 12 gauge shotgun with pistol grip. 50~140 Damage.
  • Secondary: S&W Model 36
  • 38 Special revolver, not that good but better than a 22. 10-27 Damage.
  • Perk 1: Islam
  • 30% damage bonus against all infidels! Allahu Akbar!

The Attack

Graded Score

Graded score
Kills: 5/20
Accuracy: 8/20 Birdshot
Style: 12/20 Wore trenchcoat
Butthurt: 18/20 Moderate shitstorm: used as propoganda on both sides.
Bonus: 20/20 Caused butthurt because he was Muslim
Total score: 63/100 (D-)
Durka Durka
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Wanted Level:
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FBI


See Also

External Links

[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Sulejman Talovic is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

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Supporters

Barack Obama πŸ”« Christians πŸ”« Concerned Mothers πŸ”« Democrats πŸ”« Dianne Feinstein πŸ”« Government πŸ”« The Kennedys πŸ”« Kurt Eichenwald πŸ”« Faggots πŸ”« Liberals πŸ”« Michael Bloomberg πŸ”« Jews πŸ”« SJWs πŸ”« Sensitive people πŸ”« Tara Strong πŸ”« Trayvon Martin πŸ”« Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle πŸ”« Gun πŸ”« Gun Control πŸ”« Murder πŸ”« Arson πŸ”« Bombs πŸ”« Mass Shooting πŸ”« School Shooting πŸ”«

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg πŸ”« Killers πŸ”« Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Ariana Grande Massacre πŸ”« London Bridge Attack 2017 πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston πŸ”« James Holmes πŸ”« NRA πŸ”« Osama Bin Laden πŸ”« Republicans πŸ”« People planning a massacre πŸ”«

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine πŸ”« Γ‰cole Polytechnique πŸ”« Dawson College πŸ”« Virginia Tech Massacre πŸ”« Austin, Texas πŸ”« NIU Valentine's Day Massacre πŸ”« Hungerford Massacre πŸ”« Anders Breivik