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Even the trolls have had enough - furries are just that bad.


Furry art is creepy as hell.
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This is the typical furry artist. Note the bottle of Nyquil.


Furry "art" is quite frequently amateurish and focuses on bizarre sex acts and interspecies mating. It's also a well known fact that much furry "art" is merely Rule 34 of beloved childhood icons.

Furry art is often characterized by a tenuous grasp of anatomy (pictured) as well as trite character designs that only a furry could love so much. There are a few professional artists squandering their talent by drawing fox-cat-goat women having sex with horse-men with several penises. For some of the most disturbing examples of furry art do a Google image search for Doug Winger or kemonoarts.

Furry art does not always deal with mammals, in this instance, it deals with dinosaurs having all the typical furry things: unbirth, rape, vore, furry love telepathic bond, fecalphilia and coprophagia, farting, and tracking your next rape victims by scent like a dog.

Furfags have also expanded their scope, venturing unabashed into the realms of music in the form of the "Furry Music Foundation". Needless to say, it has the same effect on the ears as their artwork does to the eyes.

The "Artists"

Many furries consider themselves "artists", which should be a warning to the high chances of Mind Raep by a fat dude in a fox tail if you fall for this shit. Naturally, their "art" runs the gamut of things that wouldn't pass muster in a 4th grade class to things that make you wonder why they're wasting their time in Furry.

"Give me money!"

It's a well known fact that some furry artists take great pride in their "art", some even going to such lengths as creating paysites containing their material, or in some cases, buyable art CDs. Of course, noone wants to pay for shitty drawings, so the material from these paysites/CDs is often ripped and rapidshared, resulting in the full, unleashed fury of the artists (that is, if they happen to be enormous faggots, which they more often than not are).

Prime examples of such behavior are Jeremy Bernal, who will go to extreme lengths to prevent his stuff being distributed (even for very small sites with a tiny amount of users), and the Japanese artist Tojyo, who stopped producing art altogether after his doujins and CDs found their way into the tubes of the Internets. So remember kids, to stop the more "talented" furfag artists from turning a profit, rip and upload that shit for GRAET JUSTICE. We just may get some of them to quit the fandom FOREVAR!! (Or at least 5 minutes.)

Subjects

Some art has a lot of effort put into it...
... but most furry art doesn't.

The vast majority of furtards prefer to draw their fursonas, Pokémon, and NeoPets characters, and other famous furs such as Zig Zag. The subjects are almost always naked - on the few occasions they are found wearing clothes they will be covered in layers of rainbow-colored jewelery and clothes from Hot topic to show how unique they are.

It should be noted here and now that there is no such thing as non-yiffy furry art. Every single piece of art has some sort of sexual connotation somewhere.

The actual quality of the art itself varies widely from complete horse shit to worryingly detailed accuracy. Oddly enough, the good artists are much more depressing because nobody with an ounce of talent should be wasting their times drawing cock-sucking anthro mice.

Categories of Furry Art

You'd think this would be limited to "think of a fetish- now slap ears and a tail on it" but no, furries have to be more creative than that.

transformation fetish

Behold- a short list of some of the things furries like.

Fantards

Furry art is also recognizable by the comments attached to the artwork. Even though the piece might look like the creation of a randy, illiterate, sexually-depraved, 14-year old, Pokémon fan with a bad habit of eating his crayons, furries will jump over themselves to praise the artistic abortion with lavish amounts of sycophancy. Current theory is that furry art would disappear completely if it weren't for the hot air of the furries themselves.

Naturally, all this "art" is highly prized amongst furries, with shitty artists charging upwards of $60 USD for one badly sketched line drawing. Furs will often shell out large amounts of jewgold to multiple artists at a time so that their laughably bad pornography is mass-produced and displayed as quickly as possible, in the hopes that the masses will jerk their smegma-laden cocks and finger their shitty assholes to their hyper-cocked wolf-taur fucking another creature in the ass with one of the members making up the clitori-laden conglomerate that is its groin. This leads to their characters being featured in more works of smut from other artists (see examples DoralLizard, Zig Zag, ShowKaizer, Aurenn, Roxikat, Raukue to name a few).


Gallery

What? This article does not need any more fucking furry pics, not at all.
You can help by not adding anything, especially not fucking furry pics.


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Furry Art and Trolls

Notice: When you troll furries, you enter a legal minefield

As well as the new and terrifying fad known as "Furry Friday" on 4Chan, many furfags think drawing mock art will totally pwn the many trolls that follow them around like a case of herpes.

What they fail to realize is that while hate art might offend sensitive furries, it means little to nothing to basement dwellers. In fact, collecting hate art is something of a hobby to some of them. Here are a few choice images. For more examples, check out the expansive hate art gallery.

When not trying to show trolls how little they care by spending hours in Photoshop and ranting in their LiveJournals, another common tactic amongst trolls is to threaten legal action. It rarely never works.

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Oddly enough, 4chan itself had a collection of fluffy friends long before Furfag Friday infected their boards, with Furry Sheep eventually being added as a result.


See Also

Go dump a box full of styrofoam packing peanuts in a nearby river. Now.

Notable Furry "Artists"

Furry Art Sites

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Furfaggotry

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