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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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Nicholas Perry
Description YouTuber, Mukbanger
Born May 19, 1992
Nationality Americunt  
Residence Orlando, Florida, United States
Gender Male
Also known as Nikocado Avocado


Nikocado Avocado (Powerword: Nicholas Perry) is a moronic, fat, disgusting, fag and manchild known for stuffing his face hole with obscene amounts of food and his asshole with obscene amounts of cock. Nikocado is one of many "Mukbangers" on YouTube. Mukbang was originally something done by cute, petite Korean girls, but was hijacked by morbidly obese white Americans adding another thing to the list of stuff white people ruined.

Nicholas' mukbangs more closely resemble shitty modern art than anything. Many of the videos are entirely him stuffing his maw while having a 16-year-old girl-tier mental breakdown with his boyfriend, Orlin for views. He frequently finds himself in petty (likely orchestrated) drama with other "mukbangers", making him a controversial figure among the "mukbang community". Now reformed, Nikocado was once a vegan. Also notable for managing to get himself deported from Colombia, the setting of 90% of the beheading videos on LiveLeak.

Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds

Early Life

Nikocado was born May 19, 1992, in the brothel of Europe known as Ukraine and was promptly put up for adoption since his mom couldn't afford coat hangers. He was diagnosed with depression after finding out that he was adopted and was known to be an attention whore at school. This explains why he became a fag in the first place.

REAL FOOTAGE OF NIKOCADO'S MOM PUTTING HIM UP FOR SALE CIRCA 1992

He started making videos on YouTube in 2014 making violin covers of shitty songs and started shovelling down greasy shit down his throat in 2016 in after announcing that he'd start eating anything but vegetables and become "healthy".

Nick's "content"

Nikocado regularly shits his bed and just like his long lost cousin Chris-chan, suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

Nick is more unbearable to watch than scat porn, gore and k-pop. Most of his videos are disgusting "mukbangs", with a large minority consisting of him having a mental breakdown over being fat, Orlin cheating for the millionth time, or some stupid e-whore YouTube drama. Please note that there is a huge overlap between these two genres of content. Occasionally, Nikocado takes a break from filming feeder fetish material and makes insipid vlogs about his pet sloth biting him on the finger.

For those of you feeling a little frisky, Nick has a shit OnlyFans, you can view Nick's disgusting, massive asshole for a mere $14.99 a month.

Orlin

Orlin is an equally fat Columbian and boyfriend ex-boyfriend boyfriend of Nick. For the longest time they had a cycle of cheating, breaking up, then getting back together because they are drama-whores who need views. In 2018, Nikocado went on a world adventure filled with fun, food, and having buttsex with every fag he could get ahold of. Luckily, he didn't forget about Orlin's chlamydia souvenir. What a fun surprise! Orlin once slit his wrists because Nikocado was so annoying, we know this because Niko made a video crying about it.

Who the fuck watches this?

Good Question.

Nick VS Penguinz0

TL;DR: Penguinz0 made an assertion that even a complete retard could see, and Nick got into a fight with him.

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