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Nikocado Avocado
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Nicholas Perry | |
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Description | YouTuber, Mukbanger |
Born | May 19, 1992 |
Nationality | Americunt |
Residence | Orlando, Florida, United States |
Gender | Male |
Also known as | Nikocado Avocado |
Nikocado Avocado (Powerword: Nicholas Perry) is a moronic, fat, revolting faggot, attention whore and manchild known for stuffing his face hole with obscene amounts of food and his asshole with obscene amounts of cock. Nikocado is one of many "Mukbangers" on YouTube, which was something originally done by cute, petite Korean girls, but was hijacked by morbidly obese white Americunts adding another thing to the list of stuff white people ruined.
Nicholas' mukbangs more closely resemble shitty modern art than anything; many of the videos are entirely him stuffing his fat face while having a 16-year-old girl-tier mental breakdown with his poo-pushing boyfriend, Orlin for views. He frequently finds himself in petty (likely orchestrated) drama with other "mukbangers", making him a controversial figure among the "mukbang community". Now reformed, Nikocado was once a vegan. Also notable for managing to get himself deported from Colombia, the setting of 90% of the beheading videos on LiveLeak.
Early Life
Nikocado was born May 19, 1992, in the brothel of Europe known as Ukraine and was promptly put up for adoption since his mom couldn't afford coat hangers. He was diagnosed with depression after finding out that he was adopted and was known to be attention whore at school. He experienced his first sexual awakening with his first girlfriend in his late teens, when his then-girlfriend pegged him in the ass with a strap-on but fashioned out of a carrot.
He started making videos on YouTube in 2014 making shitty violin covers of shitty songs and started shoveling down greasy shit down his throat in 2016 after announcing that he'd start eating anything but vegetables and become "healthy".
Nick's "content"
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Watching Nick stuff his greedy faggot face is more unbearable to watch than scat porn, gore and k-pop. Most of his videos are disgusting "mukbangs", with a large majority consisting of him having a mental breakdown over being fat, Orlin cheating for the millionth time, or some stupid e-whore YouTube drama. Really the only reason he continues to make these is that he knows his audience is similarly as disgusting as he is, and they beat themselves off watching him eat a billion tacos like some perverted ASMR. Occasionally, Nikocado takes a break from filming feeder fetish material and makes insipid vlogs about his pet sloth biting him on the finger. There is a huge overlap between these two genres of content, and by huge overlap we mean he usually eats while blogging.
For those of you feeling a little frisky, Nick has a shit OnlyFans, you can view Nick's disgusting, massive asshole for a mere $14.99 a month. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS use the kemono.party link instead faggot. Imagine giving this manlet even more money so he can stuff his face even more.
For those of you looking at his private videos and feeling a little sympathy for Nick's bad health, let's just make one thing clear: He did this to himself. He doesn't have to make these revolting videos that affect his health so negatively, yet he does. He doesn't have to endure weak knees, broken ribs, and erectile dysfunction on a daily just for the sake of making an 'entertaining' video, yet he does. He doesn't have to go to sites like OnlyFans and Patreon to get people to support his unhealthy lifestyle, and obligate himself to deliver feeder content to a bunch of perverts, yet he does. If he turned off the cameras, closed down his channels, deleted his social media accounts, went to the gym and lost all the weight, or even paid for liposuction with all that donation money, then all of these self-inflicted problems wouldn't go away forever without leaving some scars, but they'd at least improve his health dramatically. But he doesn't do that, and it's because of his insatiable appetite not for food, but attention - like many other clout-chasers before him.
How to make an epic mukbang video
- Buy over 9000 burgers from McDonalds, Subway sandwiches, noodles by the ton.
- Start the video by stomping around the room and having a hissy fit. Don't forget to wear a funny fucking t-shirt that shows off your 'self-aware' humor.
- Sit your fat ass down in front of your literal mountain of food and eat while making the most unfathomably disgusting pig noises ever.
PROTIP: The messier and more slothenly your appearance becomes, the better. - Scream and BAWWWW constantly through the whole video. Remind your viewers that the fact you're eating this much food for the video is THEIR FAULT. ;_;
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- HEY NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN LET'S GO BOWLING!
Orlin
Orlin is an equally fat Columbian and boyfriend ex-boyfriend boyfriend of Nick. For the longest time they had a cycle of cheating, breaking up, then getting back together because they are drama-whores who need views. In 2018, Nikocado went on a world adventure filled with fun, food, and having buttsex with every fag he could get ahold of. Luckily, he didn't forget about Orlin's chlamydia souvenir. What a fun surprise! Orlin once slit his wrists because Nikocado was so annoying, we know this because Niko made a video crying about it.
Feuds
Penguinz0
At least 100 years ago Penguinz0 (a.k.a Cr1TiKaL (Charles White Jr.), a self-made sex toy stuntman made an assertion that even a complete retard could see, that fatso was doing all these videos for attention and views, and that he's legitimately killing himself for it because he is so desperate for attention. Upon seeing the below video Nick ordered nine billion burgers from Wendy's and got into a fight with him almost 2 hours later. Charlie responded the next day with lulz and poked even more fun at this bouncing ball of lard and AIDS, by pointing out that he's not genuine and lied about his rib injury, and his viewers were enabling his faggotry.
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MeatCanyon
Sometimes at the end of Halloween, MeatCanyon (a.k.a Papa Meat (Hunter August Hancock)), an animator who turns everything into a grotesque and nightmarish art style, made a video with his "King Of Mukbang" video on November 1, 2021. He parodied Nicky as a Jabba the Hut and Roz looking ass eating a pound of mess in front of his camera, and ruins everything by turning everything and Orlin he touched into grease. It was a lulzy bit of satire meant to criticize Nikocado when he's not in front of the camera because the problems he put on himself have lasting consequences that do not go away when the camera goes off. However, the clever satire went over the manlet's head and he went full retard knee-jerk mode on Hunter and his video, getting into an internet catfight with Meat, and forcing him to take it down an hour later. Hunter responded to Nick 4 days later, exposing his fat ass and throwing a lump of cows on the gluttonous tub of lard.
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Gallery
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Nikocado regularly shits his bed and just like his autistic long-lost cousin Chris-chan, suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
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See Also
- Trisha Paytas - Nikocado's long-lost wife?
- Lovely Peaches - Another bitch who has the same fate as him and is way more disgusting.
External Links
- Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - The King of Mukbangs and greatest man alive
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