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Aush0k
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THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ. BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM. |
—IRL media says hello to beloved aush0k | ||
aush0k is an Internet enthusiast from the hack happy kings of ezbake. He has spent much time claiming to ruin people's imagechan experience when not being a complete failure on IRC. He enjoys claiming responsibility for the packet rape of 711chan, 4chan, 420chan and not420chan simultaneously but in reality he did nothing. Together with his BFF's dshocker and Cromlech "CBOSS" they decided to forward these sites some vacation time to the tune of a week because what's better than being king of the faggot pile? When he's not busy blanking entire servers at work he enjoys quality time with EDIRC where he whines at zaiger to give him ops. Aushok was the last of the EPIC SWAT'ers and carders (five expired ID's and his mom's credit card). Left with only his blog pride & fuckbuddy C as his comrades fell victim to Operation Boss Roast. Afterward he tried to become the big boss of Lulzsec but was rejected. He told Aussie Police that he continued his merciful forwarding of sick time to overstrained websites such as the entire PSN network, various computer "security" agencies, and the CIA but he has the hacking skills of Crash Override. When not being a helpful netizen he spends his time being a lisp voiced cocksucking nerd. He enjoys expertly crafted cakes
Known facts about the Eboss
- His current email is [email protected]
- He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet.
- His stats are haxed at maximum value.
- Wears a suit at all times.
- He is the faggiest boner biting bragging whore i've ever met.
- He wears pink pajama pants.
- Edates fat whores and then sends them pizza and sandbags
- Is a skript kiddie and can't hack for shit.
- Owns rice fields filled with gooks and nukes.
- Talks out of his well spread asshole about shit he could never pull off.
- Shaves his butthole for his boyfirned (shown below).
- Likes lady boy's confirmed by {ANONYMOUS NAME}.
- Takes credit for other's work.
- Is a complete attention whore.
- Brags about shit no one gives fucks about.
-Last edited by: iKonroi
Aush0k enslaves the chans
1. 420chan and the /i/nsurgents are targeted first and were quickly cooked in the ez bake oven. 2. 711chan was hit, in an attempt to incite action against C & Aush 3. CBoss & Aush visited the partyvan IRC servers, and took them all offline. When they let it back on, they visited #insurgency where januszeal and all of the other Admins sucked both of their delicious dongs,
Aushok & Cromlech thought that they could utilize the forces of Anonymous for their own needs, and said they would equip them with a small, outdated oven & a lifetime supply of KFC Vouchers. After the realization that assimilation, reformation or crowning any of the *chan trolls as associates or lackies was impossible due to their level of inferiority, the bosses Cromlech & Aushok left the chan sites and IRCD's alone
IRC logs
Y U GET NULL ROUTED SON????
- jewlion ([email protected]) Quit (Input/output error)
- @plasma ([email protected]) Quit (Resource temporarily unavailable)
- +Tony`Stark ([email protected]) Quit (Resource temporarily unavailable)
- Ms_Mister ([email protected]) has joined #420chan
- [FBI] sets mode: +ao Ms_Mister Ms_Mister
- Kakama sets mode: +v Ms_Mister
- +whurrk ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)
ED irc gets Boss Spammed
Suffice to say, having his balls castrated on camera wasn't enough to deter aush0k from his duties. After Encyclopedia Dramatica went offline for good on April 14, 2011, Aush0k decided to pay ED irc a visit.
420chan get's BOSS Smacked
Bitches fuck shit up
Aush0k being the epic guy that he is decided to uploaded a video of himself back in 2009 claiming his "return to the internet". In the video he talks (in a very bad accent might I add) about OWNING a few first time 4chan users and plebs from the intarwebz!!!1 These nobodies include, Dshocker, Brittany Holecko, some other gay faggots who he circle jerked with and so on. Fun fact, in the video the guy actually wears his girlfriend's pink pajama pants this includes that he is indeed a kangaroo fucker.]]
Here are a few good tips to know if you are going to be a l33t internet haxor and self proclaimed "legende".
- First tip, Do not I repeat DO NOT allow your stupid bitch of a whore girlfriend to video tape you singing along karaoke style to some faggot gay ass shit song from a shitty movie!!! If your bitch girlfriend does get you to do the following, please make sure the dumb whore doesn't upload the video onto the internet for all to see, this might ruin your e creed and cause your self esteem to drop down a few notches.
THE ABO POPO SHOWS UP
—THIS ISNT HARMLESS FUN | ||
Aush0k was arrested by the didgerido-gooders of the Aussie Feds for grave computer crimes and nefarious hacks. He was quickly awarded a Fosters and a jail cell in Sydney. It has been revealed that aush0k was actually the leader of LulzSec and that Sabu was merely a puppet. However, because the world's entire effort at accurate reporting is bankrupt they never checked their facts. He was in fact a hanger0n much like his entire Internet career. Despite the world police holding Sabu for the better part of almost two years it took the authorities much time to update their Twitters before they could arrest this cubicle slave. He is described as an IT worker who held many sensitive government MSpaint files as the Australian government has no idea how to utilize the Internet. RIP aush0k you 27 year old fuckup.
Aussie version of Goatse
Aush0k being the butt raping queer he is, decided to show off his unwashed anus on MSN to his gay lover Taekesi
- Notice how it's shaved; obviously his boyfriend is into shaved butthole's. Also what's up with it being all pink and stretched? ugh #closset
Dox ROFL
Aush0k aka Matt Faggot aka Matt Flannery put out some of his own fake dox to fool retards on AnonOps. The Feds weren't. SIRENS WEE WOOO WEE WOOO!!
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External Links
- lol arrested
- Template:Youtube2 -His current yt account used to sell Stolen Facebook accounts.
- Template:Youtube2 -Old Youtube account
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-Aush0k Boss's current IRL girlfriend.Dumped LOL!!
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