2026
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2026 is the current year; and it already fucking sucks. It has been foretold to be just as boring, if not MORE boring than 2025. However, we can only wait and see. For no matter how corrupted the material is that we are given, it must be brought to the table.
If you need a recap of that other one, click here.
January
- 1st - A fire in a Switzerland bar kills 47 people. Would be nice if we could leave New Year's disasters in 2025 but fuck it I guess.
- 3rd - The Jewnited States pervertedly absorbs Venezuela after a series of airstrikes. Nicolás Maduro✡ is illegally kidnapped v&.
- 7th - An ICE officer shoots some random white bitch (who was not an immigrant) in the face.
- 10th - Fredrick Brennan, a.k.a. Hotwheels, founder of 8chan, dies.
- 13th - Scott Adams dies.
- 23rd - Another man in Minnesota is killed by ICE. When will the murders stop?
February
- 10th - Another tranny shooter, this time in Canada. The school and town were named Tumbler Ridge, lol.
- 16th - Yet another tranny commits a mass shooting, this time at a hockey match in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. This specimen was also a groyper with Nazi tattoos.
- 19th - Prince Andrew gets arrested because of his connections to Jeffrey Epstein.
- 25th - Smiling Friends announces its end. Sad part is that it's the only good modern adult cartoon.
- 28th
- Ali Khamenei☪ gets killed by an Israeli airstrike.
- The US starts yet another war in the Middle East for seemingly no reason.
March
- 19th - The Arch-angel Michael needed more soldiers for holy war, so Chuck Norris answered the call.
April
- 1st - Watchpeopledie.tv does the "We have been hacked by furries, draw your fursona to log in!" prank again.
- 6th - Hantavirus begins.
- 25th - Yet another assassination attempt on the Tangerine Tyrant is made, this time by Cole Allen.
May
- 8th - Motherless gets v& by teh polizei.
- 18th - 2 spics shoot up a mosque.
- 20th - The TADC finale is leaked a few weeks before the intended release.
June
- 1st - Faggot month begins. The Sharty doxes 26+ (and still going!) trannies and pedophiles.
- 4th - The TADC finale is released theatrically.
- 9th
- Riots in Belfast occur after an immigrant tries to murder a native. Cars and buildings are set ablaze and burnt to a crisp, immigrants are beaten and niggers are lynched.
- Karmelo Anthony is found guilty of murder and sentenced to 35 years in prison.
- 14th - Oliver Tree dies in a copter crash in Brazil.
- 16th - CLU finally fixes the issue raping the High Score pages. Now TCCtards can add their slop to Loserinfo instead of making an abundance of shit stubs like DinkDummy.
- 19th - The TADC finale is released on YouTube.
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See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2025
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- Every other year available on ED.
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