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Article of the Now Tyler Robinson Tyler James Robinson' is the man responsible for the assassination of Charlie Kirk who became a slightly more successful version of Thomas Matthew Crooks. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by Conservaturds and Democraps bitching about whether team red or team blue should be blamed for this as if both sides aren't full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right groyper who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate Luna Twiggs⚧ (Deadname: Lance Twiggs) and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to memory-hole any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs. The FBI released some screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family. His gameplay style has strong parallels to Luigi Mangione, although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay furry games with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play Silksong while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded. In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by Desmond Holly, who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had his first copycat shooter who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in Dallas, TX. (( He Made Chatlie Kirk A Saint But No One Can Remember Who The Fuck He Is )) What have I missed? Encyclopedia Dramatica 2 days ago The Catcher in the Rye 4 days ago Bianca Devins 6 days ago Did You Know... ... That it's Ed's 21st birthday? ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin? ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her? ... that KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has bought the farm after he tripped in his studio? Will he be buried in a KISS Coffin? ... that Israel finally got something right, when it wrote “Whore” on Greta Thundercunt's suitcase and gave her a few love taps? ... that Ian Watkins died slowly and painfully after his fellow prisoners wanted to check out the lethality of their shivs on him? ... that Robert Redford bought it at 89? Will the The Great Waldo Pepper ever fly again? ... that 24 years ago a cabal of Jews bought off a group of angry Arabs and convinced them to crash planes into buildings? ... that on August 6th and 9th, 1945 the US ended WWII by dropping 2 well placed Nukes on the Nips? Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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