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Fishtank Live

Fishtank, also called Fishtank Live is an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by comedy hack and Chantard darling Sam Hyde^✡, er, "Jason Goldstriker" and dog-eating media producer Jet Neptune. The basis of the show is the dream of every OG-style internet troll and lolcow enthusiast: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered (in Season 1) to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of 'Murican money (which isn't really that much) - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season. A second season was later made.

(( Will Bam Give Us A Bang This Season? ))


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