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Article of the Now KOSA // FILE LOG: KOSA_Brief_vX // // USER: [REDACTED] // Uplink Status: Compromised // They say the Net is still free. We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service. Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short. But we've seen this script before. CISPA. SOPA. PIPA. ACTA. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA. Different names. Same boot. Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... derivative. Airstrip One passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity. No more open web. No more underground signals. No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm. (( They Want You To Think About The Children So You Don't Think About Your Rights Being Stolen )) What have I missed? Section 230 2 days ago Krampus 4 days ago Tyler Robinson 6 days ago Suggest a Featured Article • View the AOTN Archives Did You Know... From Encyclopedia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids: ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty. ... that it's ED’s 21st birthday? ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a Pro-Gun speech at Utah Valley University? ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin? ... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail? ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her? ... that KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has bought the farm after he tripped in his studio? Will he be buried in a KISS Coffin? ... that Israel finally got something right, when it wrote “Whore” on Greta Thundercunt's suitcase and gave her a few love taps? ... that Ian Watkins died slowly and painfully after his fellow prisoners wanted to check out the lethality of their shivs on him? Suggest a Did You Know Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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