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Article of the Now Munich Massacre On July 22nd, 2016 (the 5th anniversary of Breivik's epic bloodfest), an 18-year-old rapefugee spawn named David Sonboly卐 (Born: Ali Sonboly☪) was fed up with being bullied by the filthy turkroaches infesting Deutschland, and the Glock he ordered off the Darknet was finally in his possession. So, he decided to seek revenge against the sub-human scumbags plaguing his nation and ruining his life, by going on a generic, but lulzy little shooting spree. The "tragedy" claimed 10 lives including his own. Thankfully, this kid discriminately targeted non-white undermentsch and cleaned up the turkroach infestation ruining his country, and earned his own ED page in the progress, along with thousands of admirers and creepy ass fangirls like every mass murderer scores. Due to the shooting spree being within close proximity in time to several terrorist attacks in Europe, most people believed the shooter to be a radical Islamic terrorist, but the opposite turned out to be true; David was a euro-skeptic, pro-white nationalist, anti-mudslime and /pol/ lurker. David was also active on Steam, where he trained for his terrorist attack by killing virtual terrorists in Counter-Strike and going on hacking rampages in GTA 5. Ban tactical assault video games. (( Most Would Expect Better From Someone That Share's Hitler's Birthday )) What have I missed? Johnny Somali 2 days ago Copycat killers 4 days ago Gooning 6 days ago Suggest a Featured Article • View the AOTN Archives Did You Know... From Encyclopedia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids: ...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence? ...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook? ...that Chuck Norris died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris facts like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap. ...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am? ...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour? ...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com! Suggest a Did You Know Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

Picture of the Now Suggest a Featured Picture • View the POTN Archives Quote of the Now     “   A weekly jab in the belly is generating more revenue than the entire AI industry. Ozempic + Mounjaro: $71B in 2025. OpenAI + Anthropic: $29B. And they've barely started. ~2% of the 800 million eligible patients can currently access them.   „     — Avi Toyarchive Suggest a Featured Quote • View the QOTN Archives Featured Portal Main Page/Featured Portal Featured EDF Thread Someone has been a busy little BEAVER ♥ Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian Suggest a Featured Thread • Visit the Forums Good New Articles (edit) 6-7 4chan 2025 MegaHack Action 52‎‎ Luigi Mangione Giggly Goonclown Tendies Your body, my choice. Articles That Need Help (edit) Lacari Anna's Archive No Kings KOSA Bonnie Blue Nautica Melone Styxhexenhammer666 Visit the Bad New Articles Portal to help out!

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