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Article of the Now Chuck Norris Charles Norris (real name: Mexican Ray Norris) is a rather boring karate champion, a dedicated christfag, hairy bear, and star of Walker, Texas Ranger which means he's a republican. Norris is also indirectly responsible for an old internet meme, in which he was effectively elevated to the throne of Ultimate Internet Tough Guy by a bunch of fucking nerds and 13-year-old boys. He is a hero to many jock college students who haven't realized that their Chuck Norris jokes haven't been humorous for years ever. He also supported obese nutjob Mike Huckabee in the 2008 presidential election. (( Like Everyone Before Him, Chuck Got His Ass Kicked By Death )) What have I missed? Fishtank Live 2 days ago KOSA 4 days ago Ginger 6 days ago Suggest a Featured Article • View the AOTN Archives Did You Know... From Encyclopedia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids: ...that Chuck Norris died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris facts like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap. ...that it's St. Patrick's Day and 40% of the drunk driving deaths on this day will happen between midnight and 2:59 am? ...that some loser with too much money and not enough brains actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by Pink Floyd's David Gilmour? ...that The Seahawks Beat The Patriots 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see The Patriots lose ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com! ... that another Valentine's Day has come and gone and you're still all alone? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive? ... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President David McKillips resigned- most likely because his name was in the Epstein Files? ... that an AI animation named Amelia has become the waifu of every far-right user of the Internets? Sorry about the breakup, K-On! girls! Suggest a Did You Know Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

Picture of the Now Suggest a Featured Picture • View the POTN Archives Quote of the Now     “   They could’ve just fixed Afroman’s door   „     —USA Libertarian Party,speaking on American rapper Afroman’s SLAPP case lawsuit Suggest a Featured Quote • View the QOTN Archives Featured Portal Main Page/Featured Portal Featured EDF Thread Someone has been a busy little BEAVER ♥ Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian Suggest a Featured Thread • Visit the Forums Good New Articles (edit) 6-7 4chan 2025 MegaHack Action 52‎‎ Luigi Mangione Giggly Goonclown Tendies Your body, my choice. Articles That Need Help (edit) Lacari Anna's Archive No Kings KOSA Bonnie Blue Nautica Melone Styxhexenhammer666 Visit the Bad New Articles Portal to help out!

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