My Life as a Teenage Robot

My Life as a Teenage Robot is a Nickelodeon cartoon from the 2000s that in the current year is best known for its Rule 34 parody by Zone. Created by Chicago-born American Rob Renzetti in a desperate attempt to anally fist his arch-nemesis, Genndy Tartakovsky, for creating a cartoon for the rival's network, Samurai Jack. After it ran for three seasons the executives at Nickelodeon, in their "money first, feedback last" mentality, found out that most kids prefer to watch Kim trying to make out with Shego rather than a sappy cartoon about a robot girl getting caught-up in a forgettable high-school drama, and the rest of the population of the world didn't care about it.

Plot

A spark of consciousness awakens in a metallic homunculus brought into this world by an unnatural conceptual unbound to the curse of flesh and destined for a higher purpose, yet just wants to be a normal teenage girl until she hears the sounds of eco-terrorists yelling "ROBOTS WILL NOT REPLACE US!!!" and blowing up cities and robots for the sole purpose of sending humanity back to Stone Age, or loud inaudible words of a transhumanist pastor coming from a church made entirely of cast iron sheets warning about the second coming of robo-Jesus Christ - at this point, to take her role as defender of Earth more seriously.

Characters

• Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9 - A rogue sex-bot made in the likeness of a 16-year-old girl.
• Nora Wakeman - A mad scientist who was too preoccupied with robotics before undergoing menopause so she had to build her own robot daughter instead.
• Brad Carbuckle - A soulless ginger and neighbor of Jenny who she considers her best friend.
• Tuck Carbuckle - Brad's naive little brother who looks just like Astroboy.
• Sheldon Oswald Lee - A nerdy mechanophile gook who has a massive mecha-boner for Jenny.
• Brit Crust - A negress with a british accent who likes to bully Jenny for being a robot. Remember: It’s okay to bully robots because they don’t have real feelings.
• Tiff Crust - Britt’s thicc and white partner in crime. She wore a pussy hat before feminists made it cool.
• Vexus - Queen bee of the enemy robo-race in the intergalactic race war. Surprisingly, not the primary subject of this show's mechanophillia… I mean damn—Have you seen that abdomen?!
• Vega - Liberal revisionist daughter of Vexus.
• Misty - Machiavellian robo-mercenary and on-and-off ally of Jenny who will fight for you as long as you shove a coin down her coin slot.

Fanbase

The cartoon's fanbase is as dead as Invader Zim and almost no one knows about this cartoon except a few hundred clanker-loving manchildren who kept keep her cold, mechanical heart alive though sexualized fanart on sites like DeviantART and Rule34.com. Jenny is likely the cause of mechanophilia among many who had a childhood in the early 2000's and is praised as their robo-sex mascot.

Zone's Porn Parody

Some fans of the show argue , but that's complete baloney. is "What What? In the Robot (Butt)" .... instead of Crater Critters opening her head like a can opener she gets penetrated by their rocky tentacles.

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Galleries

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See Also

• Five Nights at Freddy's - moar sexy robots.
• Robot and Monster - Another failed Nickelodeon show featuring a robot.
• SpongeBob SquarePants - An actually successful Nickelodeon cartoon; and a long-time favorite among 13-year-old boys and manchildren.
• The Loud House - Another successful Nickelodeon cartoon except this one is mostly popular among porn-addicted manchildren.

External Links

• Official Blogspot
• KnowYourMeme article

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