Perks

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Perks (sometimes referred to as Skills, Traits or Abilities) are a gameplay mechanic in the popular MMO RPG entitled Life that generally grant the the player character various advantages over other players and NPCs. There are two main types of perks: Racial Perks which are chosen automatically upon character creation and Character Perks that are chosen on Level Up. While most perks offer benefits, some perks can come with notable downsides that are just not worth the trade-off.

Endurance Perks

Image	Name	Description	Notable Users	Idiots Who Didn't Take It
File:RevivedJesus.JPG	Resurrection	Revive after death. Only works once.	Jesus	Everyone
File:YouDied.jpg	Permadeath	Do not revive after death. Automatically given to mortals upon character creation.	Budd Dwyer, Mortals	Jesus
File:VampireGolly.jpg	Vampyre	You can feed off the life-force of others by acting like a massive faggot. Boosts your edginess by +10. Sunlight harms you much like a ginger or a basement dweller.	Emofags, Gothfags, Twilightfags, Richard Ramirez	Heterosexuals
File:Colonel-sanders-kfc.jpg	Fried Chikinz	Fried chicken restores 3 times as much HP and won't give you food poisoning. Members of the Negroid race automatically start with this perk.	Niggers

Image	Name	Description	Notable Users	Idiots Who Didn't Take It
File:FuckedUpCouch.jpg	Upholstery Penetrator	Your bullets can now penetrate upholstery.	99.99% of School Shooters	William Atchison
File:ChinkDriver.jpeg	Azn Driver	Vehicles cause 250% more damage at the expense of not being able to fucking drive them properly. This perk is automatically given to members of the Asian race and wimminz upon character creation.	Asians, Women, Nikki Catsouras, Paul Walker, Ryan Dunn, Dale Earnhardt, Ramadan Van Man

Image	Name	Description	Notable Users	Idiots Who Didn't Take It
File:SupremeGentlemanFace.jpg	Supreme Gentleman	Gain +5 to unwarranted self importance at the expense of remaining a virgin forever. Effect is doubled if you possess the Virgin With Rage perk.	Elliot Rodger
File:NerdRage.png	Virgin With Rage	Gain +15 rage until your cherry gets popped.	Chris-chan, Elliot Rodger, You
File:WiggerToon.jpg	Wigger	Gives all the negative effects of the Negroid race to a member of the Aryan race. Increases some Negroes disposition towards you but makes you look like a complete faggot to Whitey and Uncle Tom.	Eminem, TsimFuckis
File:ChavToon.png	Chav	Same as wigger but for Britfags.
File:HippiePeace.gif	Pacifist	The effects of marijuana are doubled, but you take a -15 penalty to intelligence due to believing that all situations have a peaceful solution.		School Shooters, Hitler
File:UncleTomBook.jpg	Uncle Tom	Removes all negative racial traits from a member of the Negroid race, but makes your fellow Negroes permanently hostile to you.

Real Life Objects	Air conditioning • Airplanes • Alcohol • Amiibo • Assault Rifle • Bikes • Blackberry • Boats • Bombs • Books • Bright Neon Nike Shirt • Cars • Cell Phones • Chairs • Coffin • Condoms • Dildos • Drugs • Fire • Food • Guitars • Guns • Knives • Lawnmowers • Money • Motorcycles • Motor Oil • Piercing • Scooter • Skateboards • Tampons • Tattoos • Television • Toilets • Trains
Real Life Happenings	Abortions • Advanced Placement • April Fool's Day • Avoiding Unwanted Attention • Christmas • Clubbing • Death • Disease • Easter • Halloween • Hunting • Incest • Jobs • Mass Shootings • Murder • Pay it Forward Weekend • Pregnancies • Protests• Pyromania • Sex • School • Sleep • Stealthing • Sports • Suicide • Traffic Controllers • Wage Gap • War
People In Your Life	25-Year-Old Girl • Army • Brother • Cops • Cripples • Dad • Gays • Grandma • Jews • Military • Military Wives • Mom • Niggers • Old People • People (duh) • Paedophiles • Sister • Uncle •
See Also	The Comprehensive Guide To Life • Cupcake Thief • Curvy • Hero • IRL • King Of The Nerds • List of Proposed Internet-Based IRL Communities • Minimalism • Night Auditor • Pain (Physical) • Pokémon Go