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Article of the Now Freedom of Speech Freedom of speech is a legal concept, civil liberty and a recognised imaginary human right that gives one the ability to speak whatever they want, whenever they want, to whoever they want without fear of state censorship or legal repercussions. Many countries have constitutions that protect free expression, but none do it better than the OGs that thought of it first.. England with the Magna Carta. Amerimutts did it later, but admittedly did a better job of it after they rebelled against the Britfags after the War of Independence. Lesser trolls use it merely a means to an end in mundane flame wars to act like a douche while claiming to be safeguarding "basic civic liberties". Others like Count Dankula take their trolling to another lulzy level entirely by becoming martyrs for their loud shitposting, pissing off normalfags, celebrities and the established powers that be. At least 100 years ago, people did not have or know the concept of free speech and were only allowed to speak in 5-word sentences. Then they discovered how much fun it was to cry "Fire!" in a crowded room and watch normies stampede to the exit. Death and lulz ensued, and freedom of speech was born. Countries like China or Best Korea do not recognize freedom of speech as a right, let alone a basic human right. So may our right to shitpost loudly never be infringed upon. It's more fun this way. (( The 1st Amendment Also Covers Freedom Of Expression So Go And Have Fun With That )) What have I missed? Nautica Malone 2 days ago Serial Experiments Lain 4 days ago Changed 6 days ago Suggest a Featured Article • View the AOTN Archives Did You Know... From Encyclopedia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids: ... that it's 2026? You get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get laid. ... that WhiteDate got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience? ... that Christmas happened? We hope that you got that perverted catgirl that you want to lose your virginity to. ... that Rob Reiner was murdered? You can light up your smokes, once again, without feeling guilty. ... that it's ED’s 21st birthday? ... that Charlie Kirk got a sore throat while giving a pro-gun speech at Utah Valley University? ... that Tristen Alan Leritz raped a 51-year-old woman just because he was a virgin? ... that Elon Musk is White Knighting our favorite piece of Eurotrash ass, Naomi Seibt, because he wants to be French for a day and eat her snail? ... that the Anti-Greta, Naomi Seibt is begging our benevolent God Emperor Trump for asylum because Germany is picking on her? Suggest a Did You Know Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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