Neknominate

An unconscious 19 year old Keiren Hunter and after doing the Neknomination.

Isaac Richardson, a man with less IQ than a 9 year old Somalian girl.

Neknominate (also known as Neck and Nominate, Neknomination or Neck Nomination) is an online drinking game where the main participants are 16-year-old female honkies and guys trying to look cool while impressing their white trash friends. The videos are mainly uploaded to Facebook, often their friends can be heard giggling and cheering on participants. Like everything else that is lame, this game originated from Australia. Neknomination also gives Australians a reason to drink on weekdays, a definate sign of alcoholism.

Rules

A GOTIS infected girl doing her own version of Neknomination.

These are the rules of neknomination, simple enough to comprehend for even the most useless waste of human flesh:

1. The drink must be alcoholic.
2. The drink must be consumed in a single gulp.
3. A video must be uploaded to the internets, preferably on Facebook so parents can be proud of their angel.
4. You must nominate two or three persons, if they do not complete the challenge they owe you more alcohol. Hopefully enough for you to kill yourself with it.

Taking It To The Next Level

After seeing people receiving attention on their Neknomination videos, some of the people retarded enough to participate in Neknomination got the brilliant idea to switch it up a bit and take it to the next level so they could get even more attention. This has resulted in numerous deaths, which has caused the media in several countries to warn about the game. Being retarded, none of them has stopped with nominating each other, and it has continued.

	“	He told me other people were putting Listerine and toothpaste into their drinks but he said he just wanted to mix loads of alcohol and down it.	„
	—Friend of Isaac Richardson

	“	Stupid, irresponsible, alcohol-obsessed, consequence-blind young people with the selfishness of Kim Jong Un and the wisdom of Helen Flanagan.	„
	—Mother to Keiren Hunter

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See also

• Darwin Awards
• Retard
• Attention whore
• Addiction
• Facebook

External links

• Neknomination: Horrified mum shames son by posting shocking Facebook picture of him unconscious and covered in vomit
• Swedish guy fucking a Swedish chick while doing the Neknomination
• What is NekNomination? All you need to know about the Facebook drinking game
• Two die as Neknominate deadly drinking craze takes off in Ireland

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