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Jejejeje823
This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
Warning! The below user is extremely edgy! Proceed with caution so you don't cut yourself on all that edge! |
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Jejejeje823, otherwise known by dozens of other names (see his fucking huge list of alternate/puppet accounts in the external links below) is a TARTlet who is vying for coveted title as DA's undisputed edgelord. The self proclaimed Islamophile of dA, Je spends most of his times posting what he seems to think is witty commentary on Da. Most of that being anti-police, anti-government, anti-Nazi, anti-Israel, and pro-Islam. The only thing is Je uses the term Nazi to describe anyone and anything he doesn't like. Naturally, people point this out and contradict him via debate. In typical TARTlet fashion he blaaaaaaaaaaaawks people.
Also he is known to contradict his anti-government and anti-censorship stance by blocking people he disagrees with and sucking the dicks of DA admins to get people with different opinions banned. As of recently, Jejejeje has been getting rektd by a furfag, nigger, fascist, and liberal all having their way with him in a back ally.
When his edgy anti-brony schlick didn't cut it for him, he instead turned to politics with hard left views. Despite hating Nazis, he obsesses over a group that collaborated with the Nazis and feels a sense of solidarity with them.
After meeting his match in the form of DeviantArt's real political community, he soon felt the need to begin making dozens upon dozens of alternate accounts to make it seem as though there are more of him (i.e, make it seem as if he has any friends), he seems to compulsively make new accounts, but thankfully they are easy to identify. Whenever he is found out, he denies the connection in the most cliché of ways ("Jejejeje823 who?"). On many of his accounts, especially sootyjared, he goes on about his troubles in life (eating disorders, insomnia, the list goes on) to try to gain pity, despite also bragging about supposedly killing people, having sex all the time, etc.
On a less important, but still amusing note, Jejejeje823 is a male, as evidenced from his now-deleted Youtube videos. However, he is now claiming he is a female, saying that he lied about his sex because he was afraid of harassment.
The Dumbles begin
Je came into this word as a failed abortion by his fucktarded mother. This day is still counted as a great tragedy. Je lived a relatively normal existence as a retard until one faithful day. At age fifteen Je had once again pooped his diaper. However when he went to his mom to get her to wipe his ass he was horrified. Je had walked when his father was fucking his mom's brains out, deep throating her during Nazi role play with his schlong. The event was so traumatizing that Je ran away from home and made up a sub-conscious story that his mom was beheaded by Neo-Nazis to ease the pain . Luckily Je found solace from an Islamic Imam who only molested him on weekdays.
Then young Je discovered the interwebs and DevianTART. Naturally like every other retard on the planet he thought his opinion was the word of gawd!! Je's dumble beginnings on DA include posting shitty pics of his car he modded in an attempt to be the best wigger and posting loads and loads and loads of pictures of techni-color ponies. To an almost unsettling point. Je had outdone the possible and outdid furfags and bronies in sheer faggotry. Je took his obsession with those damn techni-color things to whole new levels. Be prepared to see Godwin examples where he pins the following on bronies:
- Nazism
- Rape
- Pedophilia
- Conservatism
- Government
- Genocide
Rightfully so, the internet did not even have him as a blip on its radar. It would seem the human race would not have to suffer at large from Je. However then came the turning point.
Claiming the Title of Edge Lord.
It would seem that Je was not just satisfied with this humble life however. Je had bigger, better, more retarded dreams of the future. He longed for fame better then that of just posting autistic My Little Pony shit. Je then found his calling: He would become THE EDGE LORD! Je overnight became a noble hero. An anti-fascist fighting agaisnt the far right. The only problem is EVERYONE is considered far right to him. Everything. Even mild Conservatism and the religion of Christianity. Naturally in addition to this Je fought back against the Nazis in the only logical fashion: by attacking Jew central! And that's not all! As if to prove he could take dumbfuckery to the next level he took his anti-fascist stance to the next level by claiming solidarity with Hamas! That's right folks! To fight against the far right he sided with the most extreme element of the far right.
This of course was noticed by anyone on Dart who had more then two functioning braincells and they proceeded to take him to task on his retarded stance. In typical hormonal teenage fashion he had several tempertantrums, meltdowns, proceeded by baaaaaaaaaaawlking said users who contradicted him faster then Tom Preston ever could.
So what's a butthurt faggot to do when he can't take an opinion? Why join a debate group of course! Je decided it would be in his best interest to join a group called Controversy Inc. A group where all the politcal tartlets go to bitch about stuff nobody cares about. In not once, not twice, but in three fucking instances he was nearly kicked out of the group for censoring others who contradicted him. Also if you are brave enough to take the plunge and visit his DA page note the anti-censorship stamp he has. Je of course was forced to stop hiding comments and actually debate with his accusers. This of course led to him shouting rather loudly you are NEVER EVER to question him.
Jejeje's Quest Against Nazis
Among Je's noble tasks is his quest to purge DA of all Nazis. Naturally by Nazis he means anyone he doesn't like. To do this he first struck a blow at Nazis by attacking their victims at Jew central. As mentioned above Je is an anti-fascist... who decided to side with actually fascists. Srsly, you can see for yourself here! It wasn't long before the Zionist and their lackeys showed up and horrified Jeje with their newest weapons: facts!!!! Je couldn't stand these little things called facts. To do away with them he found a special little something called the block button and hide comment. With it those who showed him up magically went away and Je could go back to his metaphorical masturbation session with his followers of two.
In typical leftard fashion JE baaaaaaawls for baaaaaaaawwwza every time Israel pwns Gaza and Hamas sends more butthurt rockets at the infidels which in turn leads to Israel pwning Hamas more. For a TL;DR here are several easy steps to fuck with him.
- Ask him if there was an anti-semite attacking a Jew or a nigger would he step in?
- When he replies yes, tell him that it's a Muslim.
- Tell him that the Palestinians worked with the Nazis
- Watch his head explode
- ????
- Profit!!!
Da Epic Baaaaaawling
So Jejeje decided upon himself to try and kick several DA user of of Dart. Like all things it didn't work out and he got easily butthurt. For instance je took it upon himself to defend Musfags where ever they crop up at. To do this Jejeje with all his edginess showed his excellent debate techniques.
So he came dumbling and barging in about the lolcaust that Israel is committing and then tried to call out several who didn't believe the bullshit. This lead to some great and many lulz where all came to take the piss out of Je and take turns with him behind the alley way. Here are some beauties from the shit flame war.
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Proof of Hamas committing Anti-lulz
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Let the butthurt flow through you.
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Je enjoying a ride with his buddies in Gaza.
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The evil genocidal Jooooos.
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LoL master Darkrider appears.
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Hamas just wants peace guyz!
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This is ultimate trigger fodder for Je.
The Final Straw!!!!!!11111ONE11!!!!!!
After teh lulz had died down a bit, a final list of evidence that would finally condemn Je for the crimes of being a lonely sock-drawer faggot alone in his basement in Hampshire, England, was presented to teh court of lulz. http://comradesch.deviantart.com/journal/The-Je-Clone-Hypothesis-and-Evidence-586805761 After a certain Furfag presented the prosecution with all the evidence needed to convict the accused, with a whopping zero pieces of evidence suggesting innocence, Je decided to go out with an all-out ragequit!! In addition to providing concrete proof that Sootyjared, Gluehead and himself are all sock accounts, he used Sootyjared to claim personal insult from people addressing the points of 6panzer6maiden6!!! No, srsly! http://comradesch.deviantart.com/art/Sootyjared-Practically-Admits-To-Sock-Puppets-586846919
See Also
- Sootyjared
- Thebalrog6
- Edgy
- Anarchy
- Faggot
- Wigger
- Carlos Latuff
- Palestine
- Ahuviya Harel
- Social Justice
- Communism
- Zane1193
External Links
sootyjared Sockpuppet account 1, he claims this one is his girlfriend. How pathetic.
gluehead Sockpuppet account 2
redskinhead95 Sockpuppet account 3
satanicmiana Sockpuppet account 4
headstomper Sockpuppet account 5
RED-SABBATH Sockpuppet account 6
afaterrorizer Sockpuppet account 7
1-3-1-2 Sockpuppet account 8
fuck-a-corpse Sockpuppet account 9
themaoist Communist Sockpuppet account
6panzer6maiden6 (Former) Nazi Sockpuppet account
vokul-konahrik Former Neutral Sockpuppet account, now more of the same
velkor88 Nazi Sockpuppet account
ellie-ellie-ellie Here he's pretending to be a young girl. How cute.
cockrocha A bit of a curious one here, same views, different style
alcoholicdickhead More of the same
DOOMEDALIVE More of the fucking same
A-RED-BASTARD Seriously now? Does he need all of these fucking identical accounts?
Jejejeje823 (Though he removed many of his videos revealing his obviously male voice when he decided to pose as a female)
Jejejeje823 (See removed posts: 1, 2)
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