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Assault rifle

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A typical assault rifle about to commit mass murder.

An Assault rifle is a fully semi-automatic a device of mass destruction used by an heroes such as Nikolas Cruz to pwn all of the bullies at school. All assault rifles are either black or brown (kind of like Niggas)

Obviously all assault rifles should be Permabanned IRL becuase it is clear to all who are not Conservatards that assault rifles are just too scary looking to exist in society. Anyone who owns an assault rifle is obviously planning on shooting up a gay night club full of faggots.

See also

[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
Assault rifle is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”« Chris Dorner πŸ”« Christchurch mosque attacks πŸ”« Colorado Theatre Shooting πŸ”« David Long πŸ”« Dayton shooting πŸ”« El Paso Walmart Shooting πŸ”« Elliot Rodger πŸ”« Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting πŸ”« Jacksonville Shooting πŸ”« Kyle Rittenhouse πŸ”« Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting πŸ”« Pulse Nightclub Massacre πŸ”« Randy Stair πŸ”« San Bernardino shooting πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre πŸ”« Santa Fe High School Shooting πŸ”« Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom πŸ”« Las Vegas shooting πŸ”« Texas church shooting πŸ”« Umpqua Community College Shooting πŸ”« Virginia Beach Shooting πŸ”« Washington Navy Yard shooting πŸ”« Youtube shooting πŸ”«

Supporters

Barack Obama πŸ”« Christians πŸ”« Concerned Mothers πŸ”« Democrats πŸ”« Dianne Feinstein πŸ”« Government πŸ”« The Kennedys πŸ”« Kurt Eichenwald πŸ”« Faggots πŸ”« Liberals πŸ”« Michael Bloomberg πŸ”« Jews πŸ”« SJWs πŸ”« Sensitive people πŸ”« Tara Strong πŸ”« Trayvon Martin πŸ”« Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle πŸ”« Gun πŸ”« Gun Control πŸ”« Murder πŸ”« Arson πŸ”« Bombs πŸ”« Mass Shooting πŸ”« School Shooting πŸ”«

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg πŸ”« Killers πŸ”« Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Ariana Grande Massacre πŸ”« London Bridge Attack 2017 πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston πŸ”« James Holmes πŸ”« NRA πŸ”« Osama Bin Laden πŸ”« Republicans πŸ”« People planning a massacre πŸ”«

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine πŸ”« Γ‰cole Polytechnique πŸ”« Dawson College πŸ”« Virginia Tech Massacre πŸ”« Austin, Texas πŸ”« NIU Valentine's Day Massacre πŸ”« Hungerford Massacre πŸ”« Anders Breivik