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Article of the Now Patryk Kornatowski Patryk Kornatowski (also known as TardChick on ED) is a fat autistic retard whose foolish behavior has made him an infamous lolcow on sites like the 3DMM forums, Soyjak.party, Kiwi Farms, and even Encyclopedia Dramatica! He's known to have been on the Internet for years since he was a young lad. This is due to his incompetent parents who can give less of a shit about him, which is why you can find him always active on the Internet. His posts range from shitty 3D animations he's made in an animation software from the 1990s, or jacking off to inflation art. His love for inflation is quite different from others, as instead of inflated humans, he prefers to fuck inflatable pool toys. This includes an inflatable orca he had, which he would stick his dick inside of and slow dance with. Other then his online antics, his personal life is not as well documented. It's known that as a kid he attended a special needs class, that he would get bullied in by the other retards. It is also known that he barely sees his father because of his work as a honey sales man, with his company Goldendrops. Which means his dad cares more about bees then his own son. Who could blame him. (( The Reason Why Polak Jokes Exist )) What have I missed? Quinton Reviews 2 days ago Basement-dweller 4 days ago The Donald 6 days ago Suggest a Featured Article • View the AOTN Archives Trending Articles Encyclopedia Dramatica:Trending/incl Click here for the top 200 trending articles Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives Thread of the Now Someone has been a busy little BEAVER ♥ Saddest story ever: dude on our forum likes all his own posts with three sockpuppets and pretends to be an 18 year old girl for six months to flirt with people in exchange for more likes. Succeeds in seducing a lesbian Suggest a Featured Thread • Visit the Forums Did You Know... From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids: ...The Pope needs to learn that Religion and Politics don't mix, that he needs to quit questioning our Great God Emperor Trump and an old man doing a 6-7 greeting ain't gonna score him any Little Boys when the Meme is Dead and buried? ...It's Faggot Month. Don't you feel better about coming out of the Closet? ...On May 3, 2026 a group of Christian Dwarves did a Speedrun on the $cientology L.A. headquarters looking for Tom Cruise? ...On May 8, 1945 the Western Allied Forces defeated the Nazis and made the good part of Germany their Bitch? ...that live streamer Johnny Somali couldn't keep his big-lipped mouth shut and may be looking at more time because he thought he was the World's Smartest Nigger and appealed a sweetheart Prison sentence? ...that some stupid bitch got paid $6 Million Dollars because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by Instagram and Facebook? ... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with KOSA and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? You should tell them what you think, at badinternetbills.com! Edit • Suggest a Did You Know

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