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They say the Net is still free. We say freedom doesn’t come with a Terms of Service.

Another knife in the spine of a dying web. They call it the Kids Online Safety Act — KOSA, for short. But we've seen this script before. CISPA. SOPA. PIPA. ACTA. SESTA-FOSTA. ACTA. NAFTA. Different names. Same boot.

Like always, two of our cybernetic overlords (power words: Richard Blumenthal. Marsha Blackburn) have wrapped in the soft cotton of “protecting the children,” but don’t be fooled... it’s a muzzle, not a shield. A kill-switch disguised as concern. The kind of law that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and mutter... derivative.

Airstrip One passed their own “Online Safety Act.” And in the failed genetic experiment known as Australia, well... let's just say your SimWare aren't safe either. Now the Amerikkkan regime -- bloated on lobbyist data and corporate feed -- wants to end what’s left of digital anonymity.

No more open web. No more underground signals. No more voices that don’t fit the algorithm.

(( They Want You To Think About The Children So You Don't Think About Your Rights Being Stolen ))


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