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'''MAGABomber''' (not to be confused with the '''[[Unabomber|Unabrowmer]]''') is the [[Fanon|unofficial pseudonym]] that has been given to an [[anonymous|unknown individual]] or [[GNAA|group of individuals]] who, on October 22, [[2018]], began attempting to [[assassinate]] [[Nobodies|prominent members]] of an obscure, [[WalkAway|quickly dying]] [[American]] political party known as the [[Democrats]] by [[duct tape|duct taping]] a bunch of wires and [[plastic crap]] to a pipe and then hoping that all of his targets die of [[heart attack]]s upon seeing the devices – a truly ingenious plan, considering that all Democrats are [[At least 100 years|older than slavery]] and [[SJW|have a tendency to freak out over the absolute dumbest shit]]. | '''MAGABomber''' (not to be confused with the '''[[Unabomber|Unabrowmer]]''') is the [[Fanon|unofficial pseudonym]] that has been given to an [[anonymous|unknown individual]] or [[GNAA|group of individuals]] who, on October 22, [[2018]], began attempting to [[assassinate]] [[Nobodies|prominent members]] of an obscure, [[WalkAway|quickly dying]] [[American]] political party known as the [[Democrats]] by [[duct tape|duct taping]] a bunch of wires and [[plastic crap]] to a pipe and then hoping that all of his targets die of [[heart attack]]s upon seeing the devices – a truly ingenious plan, considering that all Democrats are [[At least 100 years|older than slavery]] and [[SJW|have a tendency to freak out over the absolute dumbest shit]]. | ||
Revision as of 18:19, 25 October 2018
MAGABomber (not to be confused with the Unabrowmer) is the unofficial pseudonym that has been given to an unknown individual or group of individuals who, on October 22, 2018, began attempting to assassinate prominent members of an obscure, quickly dying American political party known as the Democrats by duct taping a bunch of wires and plastic crap to a pipe and then hoping that all of his targets die of heart attacks upon seeing the devices – a truly ingenious plan, considering that all Democrats are older than slavery and have a tendency to freak out over the absolute dumbest shit.
Despite being christened as "The MAGABomber" by die lügenpresse and a bunch of liberal retards on Twitter, the MAGABomber is neither an actual bomber nor is there a single shred of evidence that he/she/xe actually supports Making America Great Again.
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