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'''Nikocado Avocado''' ( | '''Nikocado Avocado''' ([[Powerword]]: Nicholas Perry) is a [[fat]], [[disgusting]], [[gay]] [[manchild]] known for stuffing his face hole with obscene amounts of food and his asshole with obscene amounts of [[cock]]. Nikocado is one of many "Mukbangers" on [[youtube]]. Mukbang was originally something done by cute, petite [[korea|Korean]] girls, but was hijacked by morbidly obese white [[America|Americans]] adding another thing to the list of stuff white people ruined. | ||
[[File:NikocadoAss.png|thumb|[[Oblivion|You found a Gate to Oblivion]]|right|200px]] | [[File:NikocadoAss.png|thumb|[[Oblivion|You found a Gate to Oblivion]]|right|200px]] | ||
Nicholas' mukbangs more closely resemble shitty modern [[art]] than anything. Many of the videos are entirely him stuffing his maw while having a [[16-year-old_girl|16 year old girl]]-tier mental breakdown for views. He frequently finds himself in petty (likely orchestrated) drama with other "mukbangers", making him a controversial figure among the "mukbang community". | Nicholas' mukbangs more closely resemble shitty modern [[art]] than anything. Many of the videos are entirely him stuffing his maw while having a [[16-year-old_girl|16 year old girl]]-tier mental breakdown for views. He frequently finds himself in petty (likely orchestrated) drama with other "mukbangers", making him a controversial figure among the "mukbang community". Now reformed, Nikocado was once a [[vegan]]. Also notable for managing to get himself deported from [[Colombia]], the setting of 90% of the [[beheading]] videos on [[LiveLeak]]. | ||
[[File:NickWTF.jpg|thumb|Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds|right|300px]] | [[File:NickWTF.jpg|thumb|Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds|right|300px]] | ||
==Early Life== | |||
Nikocado was born May 19, 1992 in the brothel of [[Europe]] known as [[Ukraine]] and was promptly put up for [[adoption]] since his [[mom]] couldn't afford coat hangers. | |||
[[File:Bb4saleukraine.jpg|thumb|REAL FOOTAGE OF NIKOCADO'S MOM PUTTING HIM UP FOR SALE CIRCA 1992|center|300px]] | |||
==Nick's "content"== | ==Nick's "content"== | ||
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[[File:NickocadoPoop.png|thumb|Nickocado regularly [[shit|shits]] his bed|right|200px]] | [[File:NickocadoPoop.png|thumb|Nickocado regularly [[shit|shits]] his bed|right|200px]] | ||
Nick is more unbearable to watch than [[crap|scat porn]], [[gore]] and [[kpop|k-pop]]. Most of his videos are disgusting "mukbangs", with a large minority consisting of him having a mental breakdown over being fat, Orlin cheating for the millionth time, or some stupid e-whore youtube drama. Please note that there is a huge overlap between these two genres of content. [[File:Nik Avocado - BrownEye of Sauron.bmp|thumb]] | Nick is more unbearable to watch than [[crap|scat porn]], [[gore]] and [[kpop|k-pop]]. Most of his videos are disgusting "mukbangs", with a large minority consisting of him having a mental breakdown over being fat, Orlin cheating for the millionth time, or some stupid e-whore youtube drama. Please note that there is a huge overlap between these two genres of content. Occasionally, Nikocado takes a break from filming [[feeder]] [[fetish]] material and makes insipid vlogs about his pet sloth biting him on the finger. | ||
[[File:Nik Avocado - BrownEye of Sauron.bmp|thumb]] | |||
For those of you feeling a little frisky, Nick has a shit [[OnlyFans]], you can view Nick's disgusting, massive asshole for a mere [[1488|14.99]] a month. | For those of you feeling a little frisky, Nick has a shit [[OnlyFans]], you can view Nick's disgusting, massive asshole for a mere [[1488|$14.99]] a month. | ||
==Orlin== | ==Orlin== | ||
Orlin is an equally fat [[drugs|Columbian]] and <s>boyfriend</s> <s>ex-boyfriend</s> boyfriend of Nick. For the longest time they had a cycle of cheating, breaking up, then getting back together because they are drama-whores who need views. | Orlin is an equally fat [[drugs|Columbian]] and <s>boyfriend</s> <s>ex-boyfriend</s> boyfriend of Nick. For the longest time they had a cycle of cheating, breaking up, then getting back together because they are drama-whores who need views. In 2018, Nikocado went on a world adventure filled with fun, food, and having [[buttsex]] with every [[fag]] he could get ahold of. Luckily, he didn't forget about Orlin's [[chlamydia]] souvenir. What a fun surprise! Orlin once slit his wrists because Nikocado was so annoying, we know this because [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntbVRaqMg9w Niko made a video crying about it.] | ||
==Who the fuck watches this?== | ==Who the fuck watches this?== | ||
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==Nic VS Penguinz0== | ==Nic VS Penguinz0== | ||
TL;DR: Penguinz0 made a | TL;DR: Penguinz0 made a assertion that even a complete retard could see, and nick got into a fight with him. | ||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Nikocado Avocado (Powerword: Nicholas Perry) is a fat, disgusting, gay manchild known for stuffing his face hole with obscene amounts of food and his asshole with obscene amounts of cock. Nikocado is one of many "Mukbangers" on youtube. Mukbang was originally something done by cute, petite Korean girls, but was hijacked by morbidly obese white Americans adding another thing to the list of stuff white people ruined.
Nicholas' mukbangs more closely resemble shitty modern art than anything. Many of the videos are entirely him stuffing his maw while having a 16 year old girl-tier mental breakdown for views. He frequently finds himself in petty (likely orchestrated) drama with other "mukbangers", making him a controversial figure among the "mukbang community". Now reformed, Nikocado was once a vegan. Also notable for managing to get himself deported from Colombia, the setting of 90% of the beheading videos on LiveLeak.
Early Life
Nikocado was born May 19, 1992 in the brothel of Europe known as Ukraine and was promptly put up for adoption since his mom couldn't afford coat hangers.
Nick's "content"
Nick is more unbearable to watch than scat porn, gore and k-pop. Most of his videos are disgusting "mukbangs", with a large minority consisting of him having a mental breakdown over being fat, Orlin cheating for the millionth time, or some stupid e-whore youtube drama. Please note that there is a huge overlap between these two genres of content. Occasionally, Nikocado takes a break from filming feeder fetish material and makes insipid vlogs about his pet sloth biting him on the finger.
For those of you feeling a little frisky, Nick has a shit OnlyFans, you can view Nick's disgusting, massive asshole for a mere $14.99 a month.
Orlin
Orlin is an equally fat Columbian and boyfriend ex-boyfriend boyfriend of Nick. For the longest time they had a cycle of cheating, breaking up, then getting back together because they are drama-whores who need views. In 2018, Nikocado went on a world adventure filled with fun, food, and having buttsex with every fag he could get ahold of. Luckily, he didn't forget about Orlin's chlamydia souvenir. What a fun surprise! Orlin once slit his wrists because Nikocado was so annoying, we know this because Niko made a video crying about it.
Who the fuck watches this?
Good Question.
Nic VS Penguinz0
TL;DR: Penguinz0 made a assertion that even a complete retard could see, and nick got into a fight with him.
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