Innocence of Muslims

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Your life ends where muslim feelings begin.

Innocence of Muslims is a troll movie produced and directed by a Jew that compares Muslims to cancer, and gained notoriety when sand niggers experienced nuclear-grade butthurt and wanted to prove the movie wrong by attacking a couple of American embassies, and killing Christopher Stevens, the ambassador to Libya. The director/producer, Sam Bacile, managed to Jew five million dollars from a hundred donors, shat out an obscure shit flick that looks like it was funded by welfare checks of the staff, and went into hiding to masturbate with his shekels and laugh at exploding Muslims.

Back in 'Murrica, the video that has so far gotten for Americunts killed, the fallout was of a different nature. While nobody strapped bombs to themselves to kill American politicians (yet), no sooner was Ambassador Stevens' corpse barely cold when Mitt Romney decided to turn the entire international crisis into a campaign issue, much like abortion and gay marriage. Appropriate, considering what the movie is actually about.

The Movie Itself

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While it's worth mentioning that the actual movie isn't out as of the time of this writing (EDiots are planning a full review of it when it does release), the trailer, which can be seen below, reveals how despite its alleged $5,000,000 price tag, looks like utter shit. The backgrounds of the movie were clearly made with cheap-as-fuck green screens, the artwork is just slightly above Chris-chan quality, and one of Muhammad's disciples is reported to have been played by a gay porn star. The movie's completely undeserved publicity can also be attributed to pastor and professional Christian troll Terry Jones, the mastermind of Burn a Koran Day.

Despite the shit-tier production value, the movies does deserve credit for delivering a 100% accurate account of Muhammad's life and times, perhaps even more accurate the the Koran or the Hadith themselves. Throughout the course of the movie, Muhammad is shown murdering men and women, and then raping enslaving their children. He is also shown having a gay orgy with his followers (in which he admits to enjoy being both the top and the bottom), pathetically begging a man to sell his daughter to him as a slave, and is even shown being beaten up by two of his wives because one of them got jealous, due to Muhammad fucking one of them and not the other.

Perhaps most notable of all, the movie depicts Aisha, the six-year old girl Muhammad bought as a slave, whom he would later go on to rape at the age of nine, something that is actually depicted in the Hadith. And no, the rape isn't actually shown in the movie, you sick fuck.

Ironically, such a historically-accurate portrayal of Muhammad butchering Christians and Jews for not converting to Islam (albeit with non-existent, Halloween costume-quality special effects) and fucking his harem made up of men and women like the depraved, pedophilic alpha male he is should have been flattering to Muslims ever. I mean, really, nobody ever depicts Jesus like that, because he was fucking pussy who turned the other cheek while being beaten up by Romans. But, no. Muslims responded by killing four Americans as of the time of this writing, and if the last two Muslim chimpouts are any indication, they're just getting started.

Mudslime Chimpouts So Far

I told you about the extremists, dog

Egypt

Some thousands of butthurt muslims settled for screaming at the embassy and tearing down a couple of flags. That's about it.

Libya

Unlike their pyramid-building pussy sandnigger cousins, Libyans actually did something. A guy called Christopher Stevens, an embassador to Libya who made more dough while taking a shit than you make in your entire lifetime, was having a joyride in his pimpmobile with his homies and got to experience some of that famous Libyan hospitality in the form of an RPG.

Afghanistan

Afghanistan's prez and Bush's buttbuddy Hamid Karzai announced a nationwide YouTube block in Afghanistan because of the movie. In practice, meaning that he installed NetNanny on his own computer, thus effectively blocking every computer from being able to access YouTube in the country.

The JewTube trailer of the movie

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