Innocence of Muslims

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Innocence of Muslims is a troll movie allegedly made by a Coptic Christian named Nakoula Basseley Nakoula who pretended to be a Jew named Sam Bacile, who created a masterpiece that displays the life of Muhammad. This film quickly gained 5/5 for "Death to America"-bility throughout numerous countries in the Middle East. This culminated with attacks on different embassies, culminating with the death of Christorpher Stevens, the Ambassador to Libya, due to smoke inhalation.

Back in America, now that the video that has so far gotten four Americunts killed, the fallout was of a different nature. While nobody has strapped bombs to themselves to kill American politicians (yet), things quickly got dramatic. No sooner was Ambassador Stevens' body turned cold was when Mitt Romney decided to turn the entire international crisis into a campaign issue, much like abortion and gay marriage. Appropriate, considering what the movie is actually about.

This whole film's nature is convoluted. The logistical planning of the film demonstrates there is a level of conspiracy designed to intentionally cause anti-American/Israeli sentiment. A few Muslims argued that this film was intentionally created by Zionist forces for some reason. This notion seems absurd since why would Obama fuck up his election with such a ploy, especially considering Obama is a secret Muslim. So the question is: who actually made this movie? Was it Iran, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Israel, or possibly Republicans since they were so quick to jump all over Obama's handling of the international crisis.

Information is coming out now that many of the protesters haven't even seen the video. Going to further demonstrate that this issue is not really about Muslims being offended because of their religious views, but rather they are justifying their violence against America and Israel much like how anarchists justifying their violence against globalization.

The Movie Itself

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It's worth mentioning that the actual movie isn't out as of the time of this writing (EDiots are planning a full review of it when it does release). The trailer, which can be seen below, reveals how despite its alleged $5,000,000 price tag, can be made into a complete disaster, suggesting a good deal of embezzlement was afoot. The backgrounds of the movie were clearly made with cheap-as-fuck green screens, the artwork is just slightly above Chris-chan quality, and one of Muhammad's disciples is reported to have been played by a gay porn star. The movie's completely undeserved publicity can also be attributed to pastor and professional Christian troll Terry Jones, the mastermind of Burn a Koran Day.

Despite the shit-tier production look, the movies does deserve credit for delivering a semi-accurate account of Muhammad's life and times, by documenting the fact that Muhammad is historically recognized as a tyrant. The piece has allusions with scenes based out of the oral tradition (Hadith) and Qur'an, like when in the scene when he is being beaten by two of his wives because one of them got jealous, due to Muhammad fucking one of them and not the other is such. This semi-historical accuracy and allusion referencing is particularly insulting given on top of all this, the image of Muhammad is shown (which is a big no-no in Islam), to further add insult, Muhammad is portrayed as that dumb looking fuck.

The film has humor and jokes that are based off the original film, Desert Warrior, which is what the majority of the dialogue is about. The dialogue for the Innocence of Muslims was added later via dubbing. This attributes many quotes and attributes that about the prophet Muhammad as fact is considered highly blasphemous to Muslims. Numerous quotes exist in the Qur'an about it is bad to lie about Allah and his prophet. While Muhammad did marry a six year old girl for political reasons and sexed her up when she was nine years old, there is no evidence of any kind that suggests Muhammad encouraged or engaged in homosexuality. The film seems to touch upon Muhammad's relationship with Zaynab bint Jahsh which gave Muhammad much flak as this would in contemporary times.

Why it was offensive to Muslims

Muhammad the Tyrant

Typically when Muhammad defeated his enemies, he re-appropriated their wealth among his followers, killing their men, and selling their women and children into slavery. Sometimes Muhammad would take a sexy woman from a defeated enemy as his wife. Besides targeting Pagan tribes, Muhammad made enemy with the local Jews and eventually turned on all of them, including his Jewish allies. It is important to know that despite the usage of the phrase Jew, we are not taking about Israeli Jews, but rather Arabanized Jews.

	“	Muhammad's extreme disappointment with the Jewish refusal to recognize him as a prophet, led to his hostility towards them and to the wars against them. Ahmad now gives us some fresh insights into the strengths and weaknesses of siege warfare...	„
	—The real reasoning behind Muhammad's problems with the Jews; The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 140

	“	It is in these terms that Muhammad and his followers learned something about the power equation between the desert and the sown. The "something new" was the reconginition of the vunerability of even the best fortified settlements and towns, a recognition that became an all-important element of Muslim military strategy in their spectacular conquests after the death of the Prophet. In those terms, Muhammad's war against the Jews of the Hijaz was a "dress rehearsal" for the wars of Islam against the empires.	„
	—Muhammad practice war on Jews in the name of military tactics; The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 140

	“	Saad gives the judgement as the so-called umpire, [Ibn Hisham writes], that the men should be killed, their property confiscated, and the women and children taken and sold as slaves. Then Muhammad went out to the market of Medina and dug ditches in it. Then he sent for the men of this Jewish tribe and struck off their heads in those ditches as they were brought out to him in batches...There were 600 ir 700 in all, though some put the figure as high as 800 or 900. (461)	„
	— Ibn Hisham on Muhammad; The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 142

	“	For it was after the "miraculous" victory of the Muslims over the Quraysh at Badr that Muhammad gained considerable prestige in Medina and among the surrounding Bedouin tribes, a prestige he soon transformed into political power. The victory at Badr, however, was followed by a raid on the Muslims by Abu Sufyan, the Meccan Commander. According to Muslim traditions, it was the leaders of the Banu Nadir who hosted Abu Sufyan and his raders, supplying him with up-to-date intelligence about the Muslim forces. Although the raid itself was militarily insignificant, it revealed the relationship between the Jewish tribe, B.Nadir, and Muhammad's Meccan enemy. The Jewish public rhetoric against Muhammad together with B. Nadir's secret dealings with his enemies, compelled him to act decisively, and to show that he was not weakened by the Meccan attacks. Ibn Ishaq fails to explain the cause of the breach, but Ibn Hisham tells the story with which we are now familiar, that some Jewish men of the B. Qaynuqa pinned the skirt of an Arab woman while she was seated in their market, so that when she stood up her nudity was exposed. A Muslim who was present took revenge on the Jew responsible for the prank, by killing him; and the Jews retaliated afterward, killing the Muslim.	„
	—Muhammad taking advantage of any political incident to kill the Jewish rivals; The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 148

	“	As the Jewish resistance to Muhammad continued, it took the form of a propaganda campaign. As we learned earlier, poetry fulfilled the function of journalism in Arabia, informing, but also inciting, and serving as the opening salvo in battle. One of the Jewish leaders, Kaab al-Ashraf, whose mother was from the B.Nadir, wrote a poem that was intended to be vulgar and insulting, the offensive nature of which ensured that it would be broadcast. Muhammad's reaction was predictable anger, and he asked, "Who will rid me of Ibn al-Ashraf?" The volunteer was Muhammad b. Maslama, who became one of the first secret assassins in the Muslim force. Evidently, he was urged to fill that role by Saad b. Muadh, the leader of the B. Abd al-Ashal, the man who effectively brought about their conversion to Islam. He served as Muhammad's personal bodyguard at Badr, and urged the slaying of all the Quraysh. Described as a man of bad temper, he is the individual who played a key role in the massacre of the men of the B. Qurayza. So this Maslama devised a plot, gained permission from Muhammad to tell lies in order to gain entry to Kaab, and murder him. This act cast terror among the Jews, and according to Ibn Ishaq, Muhammad followed this with a blanket order to "kill any Jew who falls into your power."	„
	—Muhammad doing what it takes to win in the name of God; The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 149

	“	The women and children of the B.Qurayza were sold into slavery to purcahse horses and weapons for the Muslims, and MUhammad chose one woman, Rayhana, who is said to have remained with him until she died. Some of the women and children were ransomed by Jews in Medina, Khaybar, Tayma, and Wadi al-Qura. The tribe of the B. Qurayza was destroyed, thus eliminating all organized Jewish opposition to Muhammad in Medina. A small number of Jews seem, nevertheless, to have remained in the city. Muhammad, having secured the city for Islam, could now turn his attention to other Jewish enclaves in Hijaz.	„
	—The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 151

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Muhammad the Charlatan Harlequin

Scholars have been arguing that Muhammad was inspired by other sources besides God transmitting divine revelation through the angel Gabriel, the scholarly debate argues it was either the Jews or Christians who actually inspired Muhammad's revelations. Some argue that Muhammad was more inspired by Christians, but got his information about the Christians from Jewish sources.

	“	For Torrey, it is quite likely Muhammad was literate and that he could write. For if that had not been true, why would the prosperous widow Khadija have chosen him to take charge of her trading ventures. Muslim scholars prefer to believe that Muhammad was unlettered in order to accentuate the miraculous nature of his having written down the words of God, mediated by Gabriel. But Torrey believes that Muhammad had possessed "the three Rs" from boyhood, and that he did indeed write down the whole of the Qur'an "with his right hand."	„
	—Scholars calling out bullshit as they see it;The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Influences on Muhammad's Inspiration page 76

	“	And through Torrey acknowledges that there are in the Qur'an at least three passages which seem clearly to be dependent on the New Testament (7:38; 57:13; and 19:1-15), he maintains that it was not from the Christians that the Arabian Prophet obtained information about the Gospels, for "it is utterly impossible to suppose that Muhammad ever had any continuous intercourse with Christians" (60). Furthermore, Torrey's argument continues, the name for Jesus in the Qur'an, Isa, is strange, and he escapes the fate intended for him and is taked up to heaven (Sura 3:48); and there is no mention of the Second Coming, the Christian doctrine which was more universally held and built upon than any other. Torrey sees this as support for his view that Muhammad's familitary with Christian doctrine and his impression of the Prophet Jesus, were derived not from direct Christian informants, but rather from "Jewish teaching, very shrewdly given" (81)	„
	— ; The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Influences on Muhammad's Inspiration page 76-77

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Mudslime Chimpouts So Far

I told you about the extremists, dog

Egypt

Some thousands of butthurt muslims settled for screaming at the embassy and tearing down a couple of flags. That's about it. 225 injured for bashing their heads against the wall.

Libya

Unlike their pyramid-building pussy sandnigger cousins, Libyans actually did something. A guy called Christopher Stevens, an ambassador to Libya who made more dough while taking a shit than you make in your entire lifetime, was having a joyride in his pimpmobile with his homies and got to experience some of that famous Libyan hospitality in the form of an RPG.

One of the victims was Sean Smith or "Vile Rat", an e-jew known for defrauding people in EVE Online and being a moderator in money-grubbing grand jew Lowtax's pay-to-post Web 1.0 forum that stopped being relevant about a decade ago. He was famous for defending minorities and banning people whom he disagreed with. It is sweet irony that he met his end at the hands of his beloved dunecoons. According to a reliable source, his last words were "B-but I defend you on the internet".

Afghanistan

"Oh come on guys, I though we agreed on the jew issue!"

Afghanistan's prez and Bush's buttbuddy Hamid Karzai announced a nationwide YouTube block in Afghanistan because of the movie. In practice, meaning that he installed NetNanny on his own computer, thus effectively blocking every computer from being able to access YouTube in the country.

Sudan

No proper chimpout without niggers, so Sudanese raghead nignogs decided to join in on the fun. In their Koran and kool-aid induced rage they attacked the first white devil embassies they could find and stormed British and German embassies and set them on fire. Finding the right embassy at the third attempt, they proceeded to do the same thing to it as well.

Maldives

"All the UN base are belong to loli"

Maldivian jihadists, renowned internet tough guys the world over, laid siege to the UN headquarters. However, since they're pretty much pussies when it comes to doing some shit on their own, they brought out child soldiers in the hopes of baiting the 'murrikans inside. A few hours later, in a surprising spark of intelligent thinking from the otherwise retarded-as-fuck towel-head wannabes, they realized they were SUPPOSED to attack the US Embassy. But them being the dumbasses they were, they could not find the US Embassy no matter how hard they tried, and finally - with their rage-boners flatlining on them, they retreated to their caves for another round of raping their concubines.

The JewTube trailer of the movie

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External Links

• Tampa Bay Times
• YouTube channel of Sam Bacile with three videos apparently comprising extracts from the film, uploaded in July and September 2012
• Huffington Post
• Los Angeles Times
• Fox News
• BBC News
• “Innocence of Muslims” filmmaker was also a meth cook" Salon.com

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