Will Smith

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

In West Philadelphia, born and raised, Will Smif is an "African American" singer, actor, and former Prince of Bel-Air. He began his career as one of the most hardcore and explicit rappers of all time, until he landed a gig on a hit TV show, and quickly cashed in his street cred for white wiminz and blow. As more and more reruns of Fresh Prince were reposted on American family television networks, he became increasingly marketed towards white audiences, to the point where Al Jolson Eminem could be considered more black. He now spends his time pretending to be a serious actor, despite the fact that you can't even look at him without thinking of the fresh prince.

The Karate Kid Remake

Will Smith and son plan a rape

One day, while sitting atop a huge fucking pile of jew gold, Will and his bastard offspring decided that it wasn't enough to be responsible for some of the world's worst films, no, they wanted something more devious to prove to everyone that they are better than you. After initially experimenting with time travel, something they soon realised would cause horrible side effects, they settled for a remake of the Karate Kid. Using his acting background, Will was able to pull some strings and just like that, an abomination was spawned. After replacing the karate kid with a nigger, and karate with kung-fu, Smith was able to rest happy in the knowledge that he had kidnapped, fist-fucked and shat all over the childhoods of the people that made him what he is today.

Scientology

I want YOU to join my $cifag school

Smith is also a closet $cientologist too afraid to admit to the world his 'religious' views. By saying he admires $cientology but is not a part of the cult he has attempted to make it seem logical and even brilliant.

In 2004 Will donated $20,000 to The Hollywood Education and Literacy Program, a.k.a. Scientology's home-schooling program. Much like the Hitler Youth, this program is designed to bring young blood into the ranks of this cult. He also donated $1 million of his money to start a Scientology private school for the scilons to brainwash his children.

	“	The New Village Academy plans to use some teaching methods developed within the Church of Scientology and has hired a team of Scientologists to put them into action. brb, audit Pinkett-Smith, who currently home-schools the couple's two children, has long been talking about opening up a school where Jaden, 9, and Willow, 7, can continue to receive an education in line with their beliefs	„
	—LOL FOX NEWS

Like a true Christian, he gave crew members of the movie Hancock gift cards for a Scientology personality test at any Church of Scientology center as a wrap present when filming was done (which really wasn't a gift so much as an advertisement, as Scifags already do this kind of shit for free). He could have given them rosary beads, crucifixes or Bibles, but no, it was $cientologist propaganda. Way to be a "Student of all religions," Will!

Commemorative Bel-Air

Now this is a story all about when
My soul got infested by space aliens
And I'd like to take a minute, just lean back and sit
I'll tell you how I came to believe in some really stupid shit.

In a studio in Hollywood, young and brash
On a sitcom is where I made most of my cash
Chillin' out, acting and raking in the green
Making movies and a TV show that everyone's seen
Till a couple stars, they were up to some shit
Got me to read Dianetics and I was diggin' it
I got in one little chat with my man Tom Cruise
He said, "If you get with Scientology you just can't lose!"

I paid for an audit, and when I was read
It said I had all kinds of thetans and engrams in my head
If anything, I could say these guys had no cred
But I thought, "Naw, forget it. I wanna get ahead!"

I pulled up to the Centre about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my friends, "Yo SPs, smell ya later!"
I looked at my e-meter, and it started to beep
To guide me on my path as a new Scifag creep.

2022 Oscars Awards incident

KEEP MY PART-TIME WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!

Will Smith decided to further add to the black on black crime epidemic during the 2020 Oscars. Chris Rock decided to clown on Smith's half-wife's Alopecia areata. At first Smith laughed because he knew the cameras were on him and he didn't want to look butthurt, then he got up and stumbled on stage to smack Rock in the face. It probably didn't hurt but Rock looked ready to cry anyway since he can't get them civil law bucks since he'd probably get sued by Smith's wife anyway. This public attack went viral and, despite Smith winning an Oscar later that night, this is all that will be remembered since the whole planet stopped caring about the Oscars, Will Smith, and Chris Rock at least a decade ago. The Academy put out a half assed apology claiming not to condone these actions, even though most the movies nominated have better violence than what happened that night. The police were called but they couldn't figure out how to turn off their body cams so they could beat the shit out of the both of them, therefore Smith walked off scot-free. It would have been better if he threw Rock outside the way his Uncle Phil used to do to Jazz. Can't have everything. Everyone will forget about this stupid fucking incident once the week's over.

Artist Impressions

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  Will Smith if he were black.

Will on YouTube

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See Also

• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
• Woll Smoth
• I Am Legend
• Placentafag
• List of Unconfirmed Celebrity Scientologists

External Links

•  Will Smith on Facebook
• Will Smith on MySpace
• Will Smith on IMDb

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