Scouse

Scouse is another fucked up form of the English language used by retards in the North-West of England, particularly in Liverpool, a tiny third-world country attached to (but not part of) Great Britain.

An example of a well-known Scouse cunt.

Three other fine, upstanding Scousers.

Scousers

Many Scousers are obsessed with their local Fagball team, which is often Liverpool. They will argue that any Scousers who support another team are not real Scousers. This generally makes them Fags.

Liverpool - The shithole where most Scousers come from

Cool story bro - Liverpool variation.

Not to be confused with Chavs, although a lot of Scousers may be considered as both. Scousers are yet another type of British scum who have been around for at least 100 years and should be greeted with total disregard. This is because they are cocky, obnoxious and full of it. You may be wondering how this makes them any different from Chavs. The answer to this question is that some Scousers are generally nice people and are capable of possessing even an ounce of talent. There are no black people on the Internet.

It is also well known that they will steal anything that isn't nailed down, even when their own were dying at the Hillsborough "tragedy " in 1989 it is well known that other Scousers pickpocketed the bodies. When not stealing, Scousers are also addicted to grief and this massively fueled their addiction. They demand that justice be served by punishing the Cops when justice would have been served if the other Liverpool fans who caused the crush got life without parole.

Scousers are well known for sounding like complete downers when they speak. This is called 'Scouse'. You should never reply to a Scouser with grammatically correct sentences, as it will probably not understand what the fuck you are talking about. Instead, you can respond by hitting them with a bat. Here are some examples of what you might hear a Scouse person say, and the grammatically correct translations:

• 'Ihe Lah?' - How are you?
• 'Gizza' - Give it to me, often said during a game of Foohball in order to get a team-mate to make a pass.
• 'Dey don'h do dah dere doh do dey doh?' - No-one performs such an action in that location.
• 'Bang yer lighs ouh' - Could either mean I'm going to have some rough sex with you or I'm going to kick the shit out of you. Can cause major confusion.
• 'Sheccken' - Chicken (the k is often pronounced with a 'grr').
• 'Maccie D's - McDonald's (again, the double c is pronounced with that 'grr' noise). Scousers often go to McDonald's because they are too poor to afford actual food.
• 'Chippy' - Fish and Chip shop. Another cheap source of food.
• 'Sowwwnd' - A general expression that something is awesome.
• 'Skewwl' - A concentration camp for many Scouse children. Generally, sending a Scouse child here is pointless because Scousers are fucking brainless due to all the fights they get into at football matches when they're older, so all that shit they learn will be knocked out of their heads anyway.
• Bizzies - Police. Short for "Busybodies."
• Scally - Criminal. Short for "Scallywag."
• 'Scatty' - Unpleasant or unclean.
• 'Kecks' - Pants, Trousers.
• 'Mingin' - Also a word to describe something that is Unpleasant or Unclean. Used more by female Scousers . A slight variation of the word is 'Minger', which also used by girls, means an Ugly or Unpleasant Man.

It should be nohed dah many Scoucers cannoh pronounce their t's unless they are at the starh of a wiiirrrd or lead by an 's', and will instead use a rough 'h' sowwwwnd. Scousers will also ascend from a low pitch to a high pitch when saying wiiirrrds.

Origins

Lolwut? They actually like this shit?

Apparently, Scousers contain roots mainly from Ireland, which may explain why they are so disorderly and antisocial. The name, on the other hand, comes from a type of lamb or beef stew called 'Scouse', which was imported from Norway by seamen. Because Liverpudlians loved this food and ate it all the time, they were nicknamed 'Scousers'. This probably explains why black person as the only meat niggers like is chicken.

Mancs

It is arguable as to whether fags from Manchester are also Scouse because their accents are fairly similar. However, since most Scousers hate Mancs for supporting Manchester United, they will disagree. This causes a lot of butthurt for Wayne Rooney, who is a Scouser that plays for the Mancs.

A typical display of Scouse faggots singing their National Anthem

Liverpool Football Club's retarded logo The national flag of Liverpool, as it is its own country.

Liverpool was considered to be the European Capital of Culture in 2008. This is wrong for two reasons: 1) It is a country. 2) It is a shithole.

Despite popular belief, most Scousers will always walk alone.

What Scousers sound like lahhh

The Beatles were Scousers too! Mfw!

Oh the lulz!

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Notable Scousers

• All of The Beatles
• Kate McCann
• James Bulger
• Darth Maul
• Rhys Jones
• Rick Astley
• Alexei Sayle

See Also

• Chavs
• Britain
• White
• Purple Aki
• Moonspeak

External Links

• Liverpool's Tourist Site - full of lies
• Faggots in red shirts with too much money
• Scouse lulz