Richard Golden

Richard Golden^卐 is a v& 30-something year old basement-dwelling 4chan troll with an appearance resembling a fat Vladimir Rasputin and a surname only matching the way his greasy forehead glitters and shines behind the light of his computer screen. His mother was finally alleviated of his presence after he was physically removed from the odorous recesses of his battlestation for suggesting that somebody should kindly kill Sheriff Mike Chitwood over on the politically incorrect board, which was interpreted as a death threat. Humorously, Richard Goldstein ended his post with “in Minecraft”, thus answering the age ol’ question of wether such can be used as a valid legal defense. It also goes to show what everybody already should have known in that 4chan is a honeypot and that you really aren’t as anonymous as you think you are on there. Like many of Chitwood’s victims (including our dear Onideus Mad Hatter), Golden was flown down to Florida and given the walk of shame down the Florida state airport escalator where Chitwood himself personally awaited at the bottom to jeer at them while they were being whisked away to ass-pounder central.

Background

Pictured: Mike Chitwood, anon’s bane.

To understand Richard Golden, we must first examine Mike Chitwood, a Florida sheriff who rose to e-celebrity status after uploading YouTube videos of kids getting pwnt for making school shooting threats on social media so that the world may forever remember them for their epic failure of a foiled high score attempt at becoming America’s next vapid, good-for-nothing school shooter. Anyways, sometime down the line, 4channers started to troll him for which he declared war on 4chan and became perhaps one of the few people to do so with a modicum of success. Since 4chan is an internet hate machine known for manufacturing mass-shooters, particularly the white supremacist variety, Mike Chitwood found it ultimately necessary to reiterate his allegiance to ZOG (heh-heh! moar liek Kike Shitwood, amiright?) and the the importance of reallocating their resources at combatting the weaponized autism of internet trolls. Anyways, Richard Golden happened to be just one of those trolls caught in the flood; and yes, he turned out to be exactly what you might expect him to be.

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